j****e
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A man in his 40's bought a new Volkswagen Eos and was out for a nice evening
drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of
his hair, and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue
lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Volkswagen Eos," he
thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 120....
then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and
the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's
Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an
excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop.
I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer | b***6
发帖数: 6011 | | b********6
发帖数: 35437 | | l*********u
发帖数: 19053 | 4 lol :)
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: 哈哈哈哈
: A man in his 40's bought a new Volkswagen Eos and was out for a nice evening
: drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of
: his hair, and he decided to open her up.
: As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue
: lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Volkswagen Eos," he
: thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 120....
: then the reality of the situation hit him.
: "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
: The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and
| q*********0
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