b*****t 发帖数: 840 | 1 你可能不知道的品牌真相
Volvo - Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only
VW - Virtually Worthless
GM - Great Mistake
Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily
Mercedes - Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
BMW - Big Motorized Wreck
AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Chevrolet - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
KIA - Killed in Action
Honda - Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Toyota - To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile |
k*******q 发帖数: 5493 | 2 纯傻屌
【在 b*****t 的大作中提到】 : 你可能不知道的品牌真相 : Volvo - Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only : VW - Virtually Worthless : GM - Great Mistake : Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily : Mercedes - Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales : BMW - Big Motorized Wreck : AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented : BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer : Chevrolet - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
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J*******i 发帖数: 3588 | 3 Honda从屁眼里勉强的蹦出个else。。
【在 b*****t 的大作中提到】 : 你可能不知道的品牌真相 : Volvo - Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only : VW - Virtually Worthless : GM - Great Mistake : Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily : Mercedes - Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales : BMW - Big Motorized Wreck : AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented : BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer : Chevrolet - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
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d*********h 发帖数: 972 | 4 HONDA - Homosexual Owner Never Drive Again (有点不厚道)
TOYOTA - To Open Your Own Terrible A-s-s-h-o-l-e |