b*****s
发帖数: 11267 | 1 Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale
, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the
kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchencompletely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything
different NOW?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different?
It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging
down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”
“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.
“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!”
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat.” | m**k
发帖数: 18660 | 2 lol,少儿不宜啊!
sale
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【在 b*****s 的大作中提到】
: Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale
: , he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the
: kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
: Margaret looked him over. “Nope.”
: Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
: into the kitchencompletely naked except for the boots.
: Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything
: different NOW?”
: Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different?
: It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging
| s*******e
发帖数: 15758 | | x*********g
发帖数: 117 | 4 thanks for the joke!
看懂，你就太不纯洁啦！木有看懂，木有关系，想不想请LZ给解释一下，也让你“不纯洁”
一下。：） | s*********k
发帖数: 1989 | 5 斑竹啥时穿靴子来见见大伙
sale
the
?
【在 b*****s 的大作中提到】
: Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale
: , he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the
: kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
: Margaret looked him over. “Nope.”
: Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
: into the kitchencompletely naked except for the boots.
: Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything
: different NOW?”
: Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different?
: It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging
| S*********N
发帖数: 6151 | 6
sale
the
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A green Hat?
【在 b*****s 的大作中提到】
: Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale
: , he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the
: kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
: Margaret looked him over. “Nope.”
: Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
: into the kitchencompletely naked except for the boots.
: Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything
: different NOW?”
: Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different?
: It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging
| s*******e
发帖数: 15758 | 7 还是戴帽子见吧
【在 s*********k 的大作中提到】
: 斑竹啥时穿靴子来见见大伙
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: sale
: the
: ?
| y***n
发帖数: 2806 | 8 你这还没看懂啊？太色了。
【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 还是戴帽子见吧
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