w*******t
发帖数: 928 | 1 今天和以前的校友煲电话，聊起了以前在学校时一些趣事。
好友周末在一家中餐馆打工挣外快。这家中餐馆我们学校的学生常去，老板准备了两套
菜单，一个是英文的给老美，一套是中文的给俺们这些老中用的。一日，一金发靓女和
一帅哥一起来吃饭，美女落座后，翻着英文菜单不知道吃啥，后来问我老友，有没有"
chicken fingers"? 我老友一听，浑身鸡冻，看不出这金发碧眼的老美居然这么懂行，
立马说，有！有！有！还是black bean source风味的,美女说，行，就它了。中间无话
。那厢里两个人窃窃私语，浓情蜜意的。我老友端着这个豉汁蒸凤爪来上菜了，心想着
，没看出来呀，挺会吃呀！这边菜刚刚放定，那面只听得美女一声尖叫，差点没昏厥过
去，丫直喊，这是什么，快端走！端走！
后来老友到学校，碰到一老中就要考考，知道啥是chicken fingers吗？想当年俺也一
甩头，啊佩，鸡爪呗。啊佩，错！那是chicken feet！
想知道啥是chicken fingers吗？
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就是油炸鸡胸脯条：－） | m****6
发帖数: 8689 | 2 哈哈，我也犯过同样的错误。
在一美式快餐店，看见chicken finger，眼睛一亮，哇，不龙易啊，这家店一点不浪费
啊，居然有凤爪，买上来一看，原来干巴巴的炸鸡肋肉，贼难吃~~~
另外，新加坡人管okra叫lady finger,你那朋友听到，不知道会上什么菜？呵呵呵。。 | f*********e
发帖数: 851 | | s****y
发帖数: 3416 | 4 不错。。顺带一个最近看的笑话
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete
checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and
you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long
have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
【在 w*******t 的大作中提到】
: 今天和以前的校友煲电话，聊起了以前在学校时一些趣事。
: 好友周末在一家中餐馆打工挣外快。这家中餐馆我们学校的学生常去，老板准备了两套
: 菜单，一个是英文的给老美，一套是中文的给俺们这些老中用的。一日，一金发靓女和
: 一帅哥一起来吃饭，美女落座后，翻着英文菜单不知道吃啥，后来问我老友，有没有"
: chicken fingers"? 我老友一听，浑身鸡冻，看不出这金发碧眼的老美居然这么懂行，
: 立马说，有！有！有！还是black bean source风味的,美女说，行，就它了。中间无话
: 。那厢里两个人窃窃私语，浓情蜜意的。我老友端着这个豉汁蒸凤爪来上菜了，心想着
: ，没看出来呀，挺会吃呀！这边菜刚刚放定，那面只听得美女一声尖叫，差点没昏厥过
: 去，丫直喊，这是什么，快端走！端走！
: 后来老友到学校，碰到一老中就要考考，知道啥是chicken fingers吗？想当年俺也一
| m********y
发帖数: 33 | 5 I did not get it. What does "Nine..." mean?
and
long
【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: 不错。。顺带一个最近看的笑话
: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete
: checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
: "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and
: you don't have much time left."
: "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long
: have I got?"
: "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
: "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
: "Nine..."
| s****y
发帖数: 3416 | 6 Gosh....counting down..
【在 m********y 的大作中提到】
: I did not get it. What does "Nine..." mean?
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: and
: long
| m***8
发帖数: 7797 | 7 lol
都不错。
不过第一个是多数人都发生过的吧。 俺也有。。咳咳 | B*********s
发帖数: 306 | 8 The version I heard is this:
One day a doctor calls an elderly man and tells him he has some good news
and some bad news about his condition.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news
is, you have 24 hours to live."
The old man says,"That's the good news?! Then what's the bad news?"
The doctor calmly replies,"I was supposed to tell you yesterday."
and
long
【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: 不错。。顺带一个最近看的笑话
: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete
: checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
: "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and
: you don't have much time left."
: "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long
: have I got?"
: "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
: "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
: "Nine..."
| L*****s
发帖数: 24744 | | y****g
发帖数: 36950 | 10
and
long
人家说的是金正日打电话跟克林顿威胁要发射核弹，美国人问他啥时候发射，他说 10,
克林顿问是年月日？金正日接着说9...8...
【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: 不错。。顺带一个最近看的笑话
: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete
: checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
: "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and
: you don't have much time left."
: "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long
: have I got?"
: "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
: "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
: "Nine..."
| s****y
发帖数: 3416 | 11 谁在乎哪个人家说的是？
it's just a joke
10,
【在 y****g 的大作中提到】
:
: and
: long
: 人家说的是金正日打电话跟克林顿威胁要发射核弹，美国人问他啥时候发射，他说 10,
: 克林顿问是年月日？金正日接着说9...8...
| l*****u
发帖数: 1788 | 12 Here comes a better one...
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发信人: monkeyandy (mooncake), 信区: Georgia
标 题: Re: 讲个英语笑话
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Apr 13 00:23:04 2012, 美东)
I did not get it. What does "Nine..." mean?
and
long
【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: 不错。。顺带一个最近看的笑话
: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete
: checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
: "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and
: you don't have much time left."
: "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long
: have I got?"
: "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
: "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
: "Nine..."
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