c***l
发帖数: 247 | 1 1、I asked God for a bike,
but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一
辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客
一样死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat y
ou with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯傻逼,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打
败你！
4、The last thing I want to do is hu |
i*i
发帖数: 4739 | 2 God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
这个够狠。。。
screaming
乘客
y
【在 c***l 的大作中提到】
: 1、I asked God for a bike,
: but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and asked for forgiveness.
: 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一
: 辆然后求上帝宽恕。
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and yelling like the passengers in his car.
: 我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客
: 一样死法啊！
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat y
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a*******e
发帖数: 12169 | 3 不叫“脏了”。。。是 they are both full of sh*t
be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
【在 c***l 的大作中提到】
: 1、I asked God for a bike,
: but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and asked for forgiveness.
: 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一
: 辆然后求上帝宽恕。
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and yelling like the passengers in his car.
: 我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客
: 一样死法啊！
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat y
|
a*******e
发帖数: 12169 | 4 狗娘养的。。。怎么变成草泥马了呢
【在 c***l 的大作中提到】
: 1、I asked God for a bike,
: but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and asked for forgiveness.
: 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一
: 辆然后求上帝宽恕。
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and yelling like the passengers in his car.
: 我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客
: 一样死法啊！
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat y
|
i*i
发帖数: 4739 | 5 逻辑很通啊
【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 狗娘养的。。。怎么变成草泥马了呢
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c*******o
发帖数: 27734 | 6 不错。
screaming
乘客
y
【在 c***l 的大作中提到】
: 1、I asked God for a bike,
: but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and asked for forgiveness.
: 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一
: 辆然后求上帝宽恕。
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and yelling like the passengers in his car.
: 我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客
: 一样死法啊！
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat y
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