s****l
发帖数: 16457 | 1 有些在bump sticker上看到过
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
6、The early bird might g | w***y
发帖数: 2537 | | M***l
发帖数: 504 | 3 80 is really a good one. lol.
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【在 s****l 的大作中提到】
: 有些在bump sticker上看到过
: 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and asked for forgiveness.
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and yelling like the passengers in his car.
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
: you with experience.
: 4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
: 5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
: 6、The early bird might g
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