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发帖数: 14069 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 LES 讨论区 】
发信人: iamsexybaby (I am not WSN. I am mei nv.), 信区: LES
标 题: 一个公主和一个在morgan stanley的帅T的故事
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 17 23:19:46 2010, 美东)
一个古代公主穿越到纽约爱上了一个T,可是她还是得回去。t就跟她回去，可是回去了
一半的路上，时光机器坏了，然后她
们就被封锁在了时空中。接下来呢？这是个什么样的公主？这是个什么样背景的t?
For example,
The princess is an American(we assume America is only a fabricated country
that has existed for thousands
of years in the form of Greece).
In America at that time, people hate terrorists, especially those from Tibet
in China. Unfortunately, the T is
from Tibet--although she's handsome, cute, looks like a mix-blood smart and
rich--graduated from an
MBA(Master of Baking Applepies) degree in Alaska State University and
working in Morgan Stanley as a
trader with Bin Laden from the middle east. Then the T gets promoted by Bin
Laden and now he's already
the head of the terrorist association in the smallest town Sohigf in tibet.
She was from a poor family--her
parents killed themselves to sell their organs to support the T studying in
Alaska.
The princess' brother is killed by terrorists so she hates them. In the time
chamber she finds out that the T
"Stamfort" (now the T has a name as I wrote these random shit...) is a
terrorist--now the princess wanna
leave Stamfort. But the time chamber is so small that the princess has to
inhale, exhale,digest and urinate
together with her. She can't stand it and wants to save herself from
Stamfort. So she starts to study for
Einstein's relativity theories and finally invented a large scissor that can
cut the door of the time machine
open.
oops my brain suddenly stops functioning. will continue this random sh**
again next time if any more
brain cells forming in my stupid brain.
any other ideas guys? | g******n
发帖数: 53185 | | n***i
发帖数: 5479 | | s***s
发帖数: 7178 | 4 公主是美国（我们假设美国是唯一一个国家制造
已经存在了数千
在希腊的形式）年。
在美国，在那个时候，人们恨恐怖分子，尤其是来自西藏
在中国。不幸的是，T为
来自西藏的 - 尽管她的漂亮，可爱，看起来像一个混合血聪明，
丰富 - 从一毕业
工商管理硕士（烘烤Applepies硕士）在阿拉斯加的州立大学和学位
在摩根士丹利工作作为
来自中东的商人与本拉登。然后由被提升的T斌
拉丹现在他已经
在西藏，在最小的城镇Sohigf头的恐怖协会。
她来自一个贫穷的家庭 - 她的
父母自杀身亡出售他们的器官，以支持留学的T
阿拉斯加。
公主的弟弟是被恐怖分子杀害，所以她讨厌他们。在时间
商会她发现，当T
“Stamfort”（现在的T有一个名字，因为我写这些随机狗屎...）是一个
恐怖 - 现在的公主希望
离开Stamfort。但时间是如此的小会议厅，公主已到
吸气，呼气，消化和小便
连同她。她不能忍受了，他想拯救自己从
Stamfort。于是，她开始学习
爱因斯坦的相对论理论，终于发明了一种可大剪刀
切割机门的时间
打开。
哎呀我的脑子突然停止运作。上海将继续这种随机**
再下一次如果有更多的
在我的脑细胞形成笨脑。
其他任何人的想法？
【在 n***i 的大作中提到】
: English太长啦，who给翻译一下啦~~~
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