q**x
发帖数: 1636 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
发信人: bodu (我怎么知道,我是灌水的), 信区: Stock
标 题: Re: 狗日的民主党 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 19 22:47:32 2010, 美东)
ZZ from Yahoo:
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there.
So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you
would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.."
Her parents proudly beamed.
"Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her.
"But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. Tell you what
- you can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my
driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store
where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use
toward food and a new house." How about doing something wonderful like that?
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the
eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
*Her parents still aren't speaking to me.* | D*****r
发帖数: 6791 | 2 republicans是owning class，有剥削的条件，低价雇人干活高价卖出。
跟雇人剪草这种没有剥削利益的消费活动不一样。
制度性的剥削，能被人多的劳动阶级政治上反制，挺合理吧。
【在 q**x 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
: 发信人: bodu (我怎么知道,我是灌水的), 信区: Stock
: 标 题: Re: 狗日的民主党 (转载)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 19 22:47:32 2010, 美东)
: ZZ from Yahoo:
: I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
: grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.
: Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there.
: So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you
: would do?"
| d********f
发帖数: 43471 | 3 welcome to publish in right board
【在 D*****r 的大作中提到】
: republicans是owning class，有剥削的条件，低价雇人干活高价卖出。
: 跟雇人剪草这种没有剥削利益的消费活动不一样。
: 制度性的剥削，能被人多的劳动阶级政治上反制，挺合理吧。
| T****i
发帖数: 715 | 4 Dog's tail
Democrat Gal recently asked his friends' little boy what he wanted to be
when he grew up. He said he wanted to be President of the United States (
POTUS) some day. Both of his parents, conservative Republicans, were
standing there, so she asked him, "If you were POTUS what would be the first
thing you would do?"
He replied, “I'd give cars and boats to all my parents’ friends.”
His parents beamed with pride.
“Wow...what a fabulously generous goal,” Democrat Gal told him. “But
you don't have to wait until you're POTUS to start. You can come over to my
house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the country club where your parents friends hang
out, and you can give them the $50 to use toward new cars and boats.”
He thought that over for a few seconds, then he looked Democrat Gal
straight in the eye and said, “Why don’t my parents’ friends come over
and do the work, and you can just pay them the $50?”
Democrat Gal said, “Welcome to the Democratic Party.” (Underneath her
breath muttering, “Your parents’ friends wouldn’t be caught dead in my
neighborhood, guy, much less doing any manual labor.”)
【在 q**x 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
: 发信人: bodu (我怎么知道,我是灌水的), 信区: Stock
: 标 题: Re: 狗日的民主党 (转载)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 19 22:47:32 2010, 美东)
: ZZ from Yahoo:
: I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
: grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.
: Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there.
: So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you
: would do?"
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