x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 1 After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet
at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry,
but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started... |
D******y
发帖数: 3780 | 2 我考，胸前没有毛出去办事还真是不太方便。
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wallet
she
Social
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
: Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
: verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet
: at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry,
: but I would have to go home and come back later.
: The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
: curly silver hair.
: She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
: processed my Social Security application.
: When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
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x**********s
发帖数: 6296 | |
a***h
发帖数: 1222 | 4 ha ha ha
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wallet
she
Social
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
: Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
: verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet
: at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry,
: but I would have to go home and come back later.
: The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
: curly silver hair.
: She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
: processed my Social Security application.
: When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
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x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 5 对不起啊。来源有限。等贴完英文的我找找中文的。
【在 x**********s 的大作中提到】
: 唉，mm你为啥post的都是英文的，我看不懂啊
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v***t
发帖数: 27100 | 6 英文挺好，中文的鲜有没看过的，都市老黄瓜了
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 对不起啊。来源有限。等贴完英文的我找找中文的。
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x**********s
发帖数: 6296 | 7 那你翻译翻译吧
照顾一下我这种英盲
【在 v***t 的大作中提到】
: 英文挺好，中文的鲜有没看过的，都市老黄瓜了
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a***h
发帖数: 1222 | 8 more?
to
wallet
she
Social
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
: Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
: verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet
: at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry,
: but I would have to go home and come back later.
: The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
: curly silver hair.
: She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
: processed my Social Security application.
: When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
|
x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 9 嘿，那啥，说你呢！给翻译翻译呗！
【在 v***t 的大作中提到】
: 英文挺好，中文的鲜有没看过的，都市老黄瓜了
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o**1
发帖数: 6383 | 10 退休以后，我到社会安全局申请社会
安全性。柜台后面的女人问我的驾驶执照给我
验证我的年龄。我看着我的口袋，发现我已经离开我的钱包
在家里。我告诉女人，我很抱歉，
但我会回家，稍后再回来。
女人说，'你的衬衫扣子解开'。所以我打开了我的衬衫露出我的
卷曲的银发。
她说，那你的胸口，银色的头发是我足够的证据，而她
处理我的社会保障中的应用。
当我回到家，我兴奋地告诉我在社会经验，我的妻子
安全办公室。
她说，'你应该把你的裤子。您可能已经得到
残疾了。'
然后战斗开始...
【在 x**********s 的大作中提到】
: 那你翻译翻译吧
: 照顾一下我这种英盲
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x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 11 估计妹妹更看不懂了。
【在 o**1 的大作中提到】
: 退休以后，我到社会安全局申请社会
: 安全性。柜台后面的女人问我的驾驶执照给我
: 验证我的年龄。我看着我的口袋，发现我已经离开我的钱包
: 在家里。我告诉女人，我很抱歉，
: 但我会回家，稍后再回来。
: 女人说，'你的衬衫扣子解开'。所以我打开了我的衬衫露出我的
: 卷曲的银发。
: 她说，那你的胸口，银色的头发是我足够的证据，而她
: 处理我的社会保障中的应用。
: 当我回到家，我兴奋地告诉我在社会经验，我的妻子
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x**********s
发帖数: 6296 | |
