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Joke版 - [ONION] New Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'I'm Thinking Printers'
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Q*T
发帖数: 263
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-apple-ceo-tim-cook-im-thin
SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs,
incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the
press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the
company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—
the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,
” Cook explained to a packed auditorium as a montage of printers and people
using printers played on a screen behind him. “What is the one thing
people will always need? It’s obvious: printers. Printers with fax machines
attached, printers that collate and staple, perhaps a printer that makes
photocopies. Anything’s possible. It’s called innovation.” Cook concluded
his remarks by assuring investors the release of upcoming Apple products
such as the iPhone 5 would be postponed for at least four years so the
company could throw all its time and resources into the creation of high-
quality printers for the home and office.
c*s
发帖数: 1286
2
Cook哥应该更爱厨具才对嘛
m****n
发帖数: 2754
3
他是说三维打印机吧?

people
machines

【在 Q*T 的大作中提到】
: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-apple-ceo-tim-cook-im-thin
: SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs,
: incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the
: press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the
: company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—
: the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,
: ” Cook explained to a packed auditorium as a montage of printers and people
: using printers played on a screen behind him. “What is the one thing
: people will always need? It’s obvious: printers. Printers with fax machines
: attached, printers that collate and staple, perhaps a printer that makes

s*****m
发帖数: 8094
4
不管是哪种打印机,真的的话,抛吧, all out.

【在 m****n 的大作中提到】
: 他是说三维打印机吧?
:
: people
: machines

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