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Joke版 - 最近看见这个笑话好几次了
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话题: hostess话题: class话题: seat话题: next话题: passenger
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j****e
发帖数: 12067
1
A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the
passenger next to her was a black man.
Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her
"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I
can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"
- "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats
are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."
The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy
class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any
empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."
And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued
"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy
class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the
commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat
next to an unpleasant person."
And turning to the black man, the hostess said:
"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have
reserved you a seat in the first class..."
And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started
applauding, some standing on their feet."
p****t
发帖数: 4256
2
看了开头,就猜到结尾了,哈哈

I

【在 j****e 的大作中提到】
: A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the
: passenger next to her was a black man.
: Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
: "What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her
: "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I
: can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"
: - "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats
: are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."
: The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
: "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy

s*****m
发帖数: 8094
3
jp是啥?那女人不是达到目的了么?挺好的丫。

I

【在 j****e 的大作中提到】
: A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the
: passenger next to her was a black man.
: Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
: "What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her
: "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I
: can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"
: - "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats
: are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."
: The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
: "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy

D*******a
发帖数: 1723
4
那个黑人升舱也还是受歧视了
d********f
发帖数: 43471
5
又是一片左棍的鲁冠奇文,又丑又长,美国这个社会你公开场合可以骂你老母,但是绝
对不能骂老黑

I

【在 j****e 的大作中提到】
: A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the
: passenger next to her was a black man.
: Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
: "What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her
: "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I
: can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"
: - "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats
: are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."
: The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
: "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy

n***d
发帖数: 8857
6
没说泥哥,不算骂。

【在 d********f 的大作中提到】
: 又是一片左棍的鲁冠奇文,又丑又长,美国这个社会你公开场合可以骂你老母,但是绝
: 对不能骂老黑
:
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