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After talking with one of my friends, I decided to keep my virginity until
marriage.
But the friend spread the news to all my friends. Some of them began to joke
about me being a virgin.
I couldn't understand why they joked about this.
I finally decided to marry my girlfriend so that no one would joke about me.
"would you marry me?"I got down on one knee and asked my girlfriend.
"Are you serious?" she looked at me with a little surprise, "I know you are
a virgin and want to marry a virgin. "
"Yes." I nodded.
She looked a little sad, "But I am not a virgin."
"You are not a virgin?" I asked.
"Do you mind it?" she nearly cried.
"No, No, No, please take it easy. I don't mind at all. I will marry you
cause I love you." I thought for a while,
"You know there are lots of hospitals where you can get it repaired in time
before our marriage."
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