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发帖数: 7132 | 1 Stephen — March 24, 2013 at 3:07 pm
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked. “No, I don’t” she
replied.
Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in China with a big tank of latex
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size.”
She didn’t crack a smile. “Oh, well. I tried.” – he thought.
Five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she
burst out laughing.
“What’s so funny?” he asked. “I was just picturing how condoms are made!
” – she said. | H********g
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