R******d 发帖数: 5739 | 1 Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
" Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
"Of course!" exclaimed the Pope. "I don't suppose you happen to have an
eraser? " | T******e 发帖数: 18290 | 2 Francis的英语不错嘛
the
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woman?
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【在 R******d 的大作中提到】 : Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the : flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly : after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,' : thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope : gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.' : Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, : but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman? : " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that. : There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned : to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
| t*****o 发帖数: 4919 | 3 cunt?
the
Pope
woman?
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【在 R******d 的大作中提到】 : Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the : flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly : after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,' : thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope : gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.' : Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, : but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman? : " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that. : There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned : to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
| z**********e 发帖数: 22064 | 4 把c改成a很难么?
难道是大写?
the
Pope
woman?
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【在 R******d 的大作中提到】 : Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the : flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly : after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,' : thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope : gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.' : Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, : but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman? : " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that. : There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned : to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
| s******e 发帖数: 343 | 5 要不是上个月quant/stat版的大坑,还真看不明白这个笑话。
the
Pope
woman?
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【在 R******d 的大作中提到】 : Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the : flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly : after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,' : thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope : gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.' : Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, : but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman? : " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that. : There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned : to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
| c********d 发帖数: 11593 | 6 面壁去了……我第一个想到的词也是那个……
the
Pope
woman?
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【在 R******d 的大作中提到】 : Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the : flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly : after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,' : thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope : gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.' : Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, : but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman? : " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that. : There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned : to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
| i*****0 发帖数: 2327 | | n****4 发帖数: 12553 | 8 教皇 出行,不是空军一号专机吗?
the
Pope
woman?
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【在 R******d 的大作中提到】 : Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the : flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly : after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,' : thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope : gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.' : Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, : but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman? : " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that. : There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned : to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
| l****t 发帖数: 36289 | 9 用不到橡皮呀。。。搞得我老还以为是K打头的,我老拼写很烂地 |
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