r*s 发帖数: 2555 | 1 A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
says, "for you? no charge." |
d*******y 发帖数: 322 | 2 高级笑话
[在 rbs (jay) 的大作中提到:]
:A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The
bartender
:says, "for you? no charge."
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v***t 发帖数: 27100 | 3 牛吞会走路吗?
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender : says, "for you? no charge."
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i**i 发帖数: 1500 | 4 中子走进酒吧,并问:“一个啤酒怎么样? ”酒保说:“你?不来电。 ”
google translate:
中子走进酒吧,并问:“多少钱一个啤酒吗? ”酒保说:“你呢?不收费。 ”
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender : says, "for you? no charge."
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s******y 发帖数: 28562 | 5 好冷好冷,冷得我的电阻都消失了。
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender : says, "for you? no charge."
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s*l 发帖数: 9421 | 6 物理学家在3P的时候,总想一次穿进两个狭缝,结果试了几次都不成功。
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender : says, "for you? no charge."
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s*l 发帖数: 9421 | 7 一个刚摆脱纠缠的光子冲进酒吧说,来一瓶Bud Light。酒保道,刚接到的通知,你兄
弟已经在俺们的连锁店喝过了,你只能选Bud Wiser.
【在 i**i 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 中子走进酒吧,并问:“一个啤酒怎么样? ”酒保说:“你?不来电。 ” : google translate: : 中子走进酒吧,并问:“多少钱一个啤酒吗? ”酒保说:“你呢?不收费。 ”
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d****z 发帖数: 9503 | 8 这个不错。
【在 s******y 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 好冷好冷,冷得我的电阻都消失了。
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A******u 发帖数: 1279 | 9 at this moment, neutrino walks through the door and says: hey free beer? can
I get that too?
for you? hmmm, that would depend on the flavor. answers the bartender,
pouring beer for the neutron.
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender : says, "for you? no charge."
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O*******o 发帖数: 7091 | 10 an electron came in for a beer, the bartender gave her a cup of beer and a $
100 bill |
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l******d 发帖数: 1633 | 11 A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
says:"oh my god, a talking neutron!"
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender : says, "for you? no charge."
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t****c 发帖数: 13 | 12 不懂
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender : says, "for you? no charge."
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w********e 发帖数: 8594 | 13 一只白蚁在吧台前坐下,指头敲打着吧台自言自语:"where is the bar tender?" |
s*x 发帖数: 8041 | 14 a positron came in for a beer, the bartender turned around and asked the
neutron: I thought I heard someone asking for a beer, hmmm, where's that
electron? he forgot to take his $100 bill...
$
【在 O*******o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : an electron came in for a beer, the bartender gave her a cup of beer and a $ : 100 bill
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T******e 发帖数: 18290 | 15 为什么电子是女的
$
【在 O*******o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : an electron came in for a beer, the bartender gave her a cup of beer and a $ : 100 bill
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H********g 发帖数: 43926 | 16 中子不带电,所以no charge
上面那个电子带负电,所以negative charge
【在 l******d 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender : says:"oh my god, a talking neutron!"
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z***i 发帖数: 8285 | 17 negative=阴性=女?
为什么电子是女的
$
【在 T******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 为什么电子是女的 : : $
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