y********k
发帖数: 677 | 1 I woke up in a strange place with a headache and no memory of last
night. As usual, I reached for the iNag in my pocket. It was covered by
dust as was my hair, my face, my jacket, and ... “Shit, where are my
pants?”
“Woke up in some stranger’s backyard. Covered in dust. Pants missing.”
I jotted down on the iNag the latest entry to my “WTF happened last
night “ log.
I tried to run but my legs felt like lead. I walked and walked until a
shabby diner showed up by the roadside. My stomach growled |
i*i
发帖数: 4739 | 2 沙发
【在 y********k 的大作中提到】
: I woke up in a strange place with a headache and no memory of last
: night. As usual, I reached for the iNag in my pocket. It was covered by
: dust as was my hair, my face, my jacket, and ... “Shit, where are my
: pants?”
: “Woke up in some stranger’s backyard. Covered in dust. Pants missing.”
: I jotted down on the iNag the latest entry to my “WTF happened last
: night “ log.
: I tried to run but my legs felt like lead. I walked and walked until a
: shabby diner showed up by the roadside. My stomach growled
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y********k
发帖数: 677 | 3 “Here’s your food, ma’am!”
A skinny woman showed up by my table. I looked up. All my appetite was
gone in an instant with the sight of her face. I had thought, after
dealing with countless villains, murderers, psychos of the kind throughout
my career, nothing in the world could have such an effect on my nerves any
more. But there I was, soul scared out of body, looking at a woman whose
face would make Satan seem friendly. |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 4 "Anything else you need?" She asked.
"Nah. I'm good." I turned to the other side as soon as I finished the
sentence.
I waited until her footsteps completely disappeared behind the kitchen
door, and turned to the food. "Err!" I grunted and pushed the plate away.
"We do refill." The fatty behind the counter snorted, obnoxiously. |
y*e
发帖数: 9799 | |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 6 I ignored, with an effort. I had more important things to do. I needed to
find Liz. She was my only hope to get out of this fucking place. I took
out the iNag, still no signal. I was getting anxious. It had lost
connections before but usually came back in less an hour. “This can’t be
happening.” I positioned it closer to the window in desperation… still no
bars.
Suddenly, I felt something warm on my ankle. A cat was licking my bare
foot. “Geez, what you want?” I kicked the thing hard on the bel |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 7 “You know where 544 Phoenix is?” I handed a ten to the fatty. She paid
no attention.
“You know where 544 Phoenix is?” I dangled another twenty before her and
raised my voice. I got her attention this time.
“South to the second light. Four blocks on your left.” she answered with
the fewest possible words before snatching the bill off my hand. She
looked around stealthily and stuffed the money inside her dirty apron.
“Typical! “ I sneered.
It felt much hotter outside. The sun was fighting hard wit |
c*****e
发帖数: 2073 | 8 you walked down to a diner pantlessly?? 0.0 woahhh what a scene!! |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 9 “What the hell is this?”
Standing in front of me was a half deserted building. I looked again. The
door tag did say “544 Phoenix Pl”. I walked to a window and peeked inside.
The room was barely furnished. The floor was littered with empty beer
bottles. The only color I saw was from an old poster on the wall where a
curvy woman in red was showing off her cleavage. Her face looked familiar.
I lost in my thought trying to remember where I had seen her.
“Geez!” I cried out as a cat unexpectedly show |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 10
it's okey. i still had my thong, lol
【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: you walked down to a diner pantlessly?? 0.0 woahhh what a scene!!
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T*******k
发帖数: 2046 | 11 i hope it is "steel thong"....
【在 y********k 的大作中提到】
:
: it's okey. i still had my thong, lol
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i*i
发帖数: 4739 | 12 那就叫贞操带了
隐身run...
【在 T*******k 的大作中提到】
: i hope it is "steel thong"....
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q*******1
发帖数: 2831 | 13 errrr
【在 i*i 的大作中提到】
: 那就叫贞操带了
: 隐身run...
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y********k
发帖数: 677 | 14 “Come here, cutie. How did you get inside?” I spoke softly to the cat,
hoping to lure it outside. I needed to find a way into the building and
thought the cat might help. The creature was obviously still mad at me
because of the kick earlier at the café. More strangely, it gave me a “I-
know-what-you-want, beg-me-and-I-will-think-about-it” look before turning
its butt on me.
“I’m sorry, cutie. I didn’t mean to kick you. You caught me by surprise.
Come outside, beautiful…” I took the cue and star |
T*******k
发帖数: 2046 | 15 艾西，你的尺度越来越...
【在 i*i 的大作中提到】
: 那就叫贞操带了
: 隐身run...
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i*i
发帖数: 4739 | 16 55555555
I thought这正是你引导大家思考的方向
看来我已经从毛主席学院graduated with honor了
【在 T*******k 的大作中提到】
: 艾西，你的尺度越来越...
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c*****e
发帖数: 2073 | 17 in a thong, aight, u must be a fan of beyonce or lady gaga then.
【在 y********k 的大作中提到】
: “Come here, cutie. How did you get inside?” I spoke softly to the cat,
: hoping to lure it outside. I needed to find a way into the building and
: thought the cat might help. The creature was obviously still mad at me
: because of the kick earlier at the café. More strangely, it gave me a “I-
: know-what-you-want, beg-me-and-I-will-think-about-it” look before turning
: its butt on me.
: “I’m sorry, cutie. I didn’t mean to kick you. You caught me by surprise.
: Come outside, beautiful…” I took the cue and star
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i****s
发帖数: 729 | 18 OMG, that's sooooo hot......
【在 y********k 的大作中提到】
: “Come here, cutie. How did you get inside?” I spoke softly to the cat,
: hoping to lure it outside. I needed to find a way into the building and
: thought the cat might help. The creature was obviously still mad at me
: because of the kick earlier at the café. More strangely, it gave me a “I-
: know-what-you-want, beg-me-and-I-will-think-about-it” look before turning
: its butt on me.
: “I’m sorry, cutie. I didn’t mean to kick you. You caught me by surprise.
: Come outside, beautiful…” I took the cue and star
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y********k
发帖数: 677 | 19 I was running out of sweet words to say and growing restive. The creature
stood still like a stubborn rock. Then, out of dire desperation, I
resorted to something I did the best: I started singing and dancing, to
the butt of a cat. My reflection looked ridiculous in the window. The
fact that I was pantless made it all the worse.
The creature finally turned around. For the first time, I noticed how much
its face resembled that of a woman’s and that it looked, rather
disturbingly, amused by my fol |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 20 The creature led me crawling through some dark vents, finally coming down
through the ceiling. A pungent urine smell blew straight in my face as
soon as I entered the room. “WTF is the stink? It’s fucking worse than my
fart.” I cried out.
The cat paid no attention to my complaints and walked on. I tiptoed
carefully, not wanting to risk stepping on whatever shit on the floor that
gave off the smell.
We stopped in front of where might have been a fireplace centuries ago.
The walls around it were b |
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y*e
发帖数: 9799 | 21 I like this story very much :) |
c*****e
发帖数: 2073 | 22 are you writing a horror or some kind zombie story? |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 23 “Who on earth could have been here?” I asked, as much to myself as to the
cat. It replied with a long cry almost too sad to bear. I picked it
up and patted gently on its back. “It's okay, cutie. I’m sure…” My words
were interrupted by a sudden blow to the back of my head. Before I could
make out what was happening the force had blacked me out completely. |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 24 “Gale, wake up! Gale!”
“No, no, no, no, no! Not yet, not yet! Just one bite! Just ONE! …Oh,
NOOOO! FUCK!” I reluctantly opened up my eyes, fully ready to strangle
whoever that was, between me and my lovely big Mac.
“What the fuck are you…” I struggled to my feet and cussed. Before I
could finish though, a giant hand had locked my jaw and almost lifted me
off the ground.
“Let her down, Momo!” a woman’s voice came from behind.
I was let down promptly. My feet barely gained balance when the giant |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 25 She was the same woman from the picture!
I stood there,dumbfounded. My jaw dropped again. My eyes were fixated on…
cough, cough…her chest. Her breasts were even more perfect than in the
poster. She was wearing the same low-cut red dress which made showing-off
her assets an effortless and aesthetic occurrence.
“You are not gonna pass out again, are you?” The woman giggled.
I was brought back to my senses, fully embarrassed. “No, of course not.”
I reached for the back of my head, lowering my hea |
y********k
发帖数: 677 | 26 “Slow down. Gale? I can’t take so many questions all at once.” The woman
smiled.
“How did you know my name?” I didn’t remember telling anyone that. |
