L*******t
发帖数: 1598 | 1 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
－Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
－Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
－Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
－Mike Tyson
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does
a woman want?
－George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
－Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
－George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
－Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
－Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn‘t.” The third gave me more children!
－Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
－Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
...
－Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
－David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
－Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
－Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
－Tommy Lee
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine
."
－Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
－Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the
reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
－David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the
wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
－Jay Leno | G********r
发帖数: 333 | 2 sf
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【在 L*******t 的大作中提到】
: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
: her.
: －Lee Majors
: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
: face each other, but still they stay together.
: －Al Gore
: By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
: bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
: －Socrates
: Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
| s*******s
发帖数: 5087 | 3 haha, zan!
都不是凡人
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【在 L*******t 的大作中提到】
: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
: her.
: －Lee Majors
: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
: face each other, but still they stay together.
: －Al Gore
: By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
: bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
: －Socrates
: Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 4 Hee hee, quite a collection of wise snippets. Did anyone
come up with a statistical analysis on the average length
of marriages and number of divorces among these guys? | G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 5 出关了？
【在 G********r 的大作中提到】
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| c******s
发帖数: 3829 | 6 有些还是很消极的嘛、
呵呵~
不过都很好笑~^_^
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发帖数: 333 | 7 一直在
【在 G*********o 的大作中提到】
: 出关了？
| G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 8 默默的关注着大家？
一直在
【在 G********r 的大作中提到】
: 一直在
| c*******t
发帖数: 962 | 9 Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
like this one | F****l
发帖数: 3843 | 10 这么多啊， 听谁的好呢。
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【在 L*******t 的大作中提到】
: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
: her.
: －Lee Majors
: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
: face each other, but still they stay together.
: －Al Gore
: By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
: bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
: －Socrates
: Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
| | | N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 11 I wondered about the "dancing" part: with whom?
【在 c*******t 的大作中提到】
: Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
: restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
: dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
: like this one
| h*********r
发帖数: 7786 | 12 嗯，值得探讨～
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: I wondered about the "dancing" part: with whom?
| c*******t
发帖数: 962 | 13 所以他们外头能装的那么好。我喜欢这一对多过现任第一家庭。
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: I wondered about the "dancing" part: with whom?
| J*******k
发帖数: 3298 | 14 有才油菜！
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【在 L*******t 的大作中提到】
: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
: her.
: －Lee Majors
: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
: face each other, but still they stay together.
: －Al Gore
: By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
: bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
: －Socrates
: Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
| h*********e
发帖数: 6936 | 15 create your own.
【在 F****l 的大作中提到】
: 这么多啊， 听谁的好呢。
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