s*******1
发帖数: 428 | 1 Medical Terms：
Cat scan...............Searching for kitty.
Benign................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
Coma..................A punctuation mark.
D & C.................Where Washington is.
Dilate................To live long.
Enema.................Not a friend.
Fester................Quicker than someone else.
Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on.
Impotent..............Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain............Getting hurt at work.
Morbid................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.
Node..................Was aware of
Outpatient.... .......A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear..... .......A fatherhood test.
Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery.
Secretion.............Hiding something.
Seizure...............Roman emperor.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the Bus Station
Tumor.................More than one.
Urine.................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose..............Near by/close by. |
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赞 nitrate - cheaper than day rate. Hahaha.
【在 s*******1 的大作中提到】
: Medical Terms：
: Cat scan...............Searching for kitty.
: Benign................What you be after you be eight.
: Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
: Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
: Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
: Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
: Coma..................A punctuation mark.
: D & C.................Where Washington is.
: Dilate................To live long.
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D****r
发帖数: 162 | 5 http://www.messybeast.com/dragonqueen/medical-acronyms.htm
【在 s*******1 的大作中提到】
: Medical Terms：
: Cat scan...............Searching for kitty.
: Benign................What you be after you be eight.
: Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
: Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
: Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
: Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
: Coma..................A punctuation mark.
: D & C.................Where Washington is.
: Dilate................To live long.
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A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | |
s*******1
发帖数: 428 | 7 Medical Terms：
Cat scan...............Searching for kitty.
Benign................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
Coma..................A punctuation mark.
D & C.................Where Washington is.
Dilate................To live long.
Enema.................Not a friend.
Fester................Quicker than someone else.
Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on.
Impotent..............Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain............Getting hurt at work.
Morbid................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.
Node..................Was aware of
Outpatient.... .......A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear..... .......A fatherhood test.
Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery.
Secretion.............Hiding something.
Seizure...............Roman emperor.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the Bus Station
Tumor.................More than one.
Urine.................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose..............Near by/close by. |
f******w
发帖数: 10267 | |
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | |
L****n
发帖数: 12932 | 10 Hilarious - 稀拉痢似。
赞 nitrate - cheaper than day rate. Hahaha.
【在 s*******1 的大作中提到】
: Medical Terms：
: Cat scan...............Searching for kitty.
: Benign................What you be after you be eight.
: Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
: Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
: Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
: Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
: Coma..................A punctuation mark.
: D & C.................Where Washington is.
: Dilate................To live long.
|
D****r
发帖数: 162 | 11 http://www.messybeast.com/dragonqueen/medical-acronyms.htm
【在 s*******1 的大作中提到】
: Medical Terms：
: Cat scan...............Searching for kitty.
: Benign................What you be after you be eight.
: Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
: Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
: Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
: Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
: Coma..................A punctuation mark.
: D & C.................Where Washington is.
: Dilate................To live long.
|
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | |
f******w
发帖数: 10267 | |
s********p
发帖数: 1319 | |
