N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 1 As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
"No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
instead of the silent admission of guilt that used to be a norm.
"Who did it, then?" I pressed on.
To my utter amusement, she responded with a nonchalant little
shrug, executed perfectly to say: "How the heck do I know? And
why are you asking me all these questions, anyway?"
I decided to try a different approach.
"Did you drawing these lines with your pencil"? I asked.
"No," again she answered quickly, "[with] my crayon."
Case closed. :-) | s*******s
发帖数: 5087 | 2 哈哈，狐狸再狡猾，也狡猾不过猎人。
向老狼讨经验，接着还要怎么教育不？
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
: 37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
: noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
: no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
: With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
: her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
: "No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
| s**********n
发帖数: 5854 | 3 小狼女的语言能力有超越她父亲的迹象：
How the heck do I know? And
why are you asking me all these questions, anyway?"
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
: 37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
: noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
: no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
: With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
: her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
: "No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
| a********y
发帖数: 8573 | 4 "No," again she answered quickly, "[with] my crayon."
哈哈哈哈，真逗 | C*******g
发帖数: 9288 | 5 呼唤中文摘要
As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
"No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
instead of the silent admission of guilt that used to be a norm.
"Who did it, then?" I pressed on.
To my utter amusement, she responded with a nonchalant little
shrug, executed perfectly to say: "How the heck do I know? And
why are you asking me all these questions, anyway?"
I decided to try a different approach.
"Did you drawing these lines with your pencil"? I asked.
"No," again she answered quickly, "[with] my crayon."
Case closed. :-)
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
: 37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
: noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
: no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
: With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
: her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
: "No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 6 似乎为时尚早，呵呵。
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，狐狸再狡猾，也狡猾不过猎人。
: 向老狼讨经验，接着还要怎么教育不？
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 7 Um...潜台词而已。
【在 s**********n 的大作中提到】
: 小狼女的语言能力有超越她父亲的迹象：
: How the heck do I know? And
: why are you asking me all these questions, anyway?"
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 8 呵呵，正是充满幽默的年岁。
【在 a********y 的大作中提到】
: "No," again she answered quickly, "[with] my crayon."
: 哈哈哈哈，真逗
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 9
English to Chinese (Simplified) translation：
正如他们所说，小孩子每天都学到新的东西。和
今天，我的女儿只是设法取得一项基本人权技能
是要证明她未来的生活非常有用：在说谎。
今天下午，当她问我读给她的，34或
第37或43时，苏斯博士经典“的帽子里的猫，”我
注意到，在扉页上有蜡笔痕迹。有，对当然，
没有任何人的心中谁是肇事者被怀疑。
随着激波对我的脸，我夸张的说法
“面对”她说：“嗯，哦...你做的？”
“不，”回答是迅速，毫不费力，相当当然，
而不是沉默承认有罪以前是规范。
“这是谁干的呢？”我按。
要我说出娱乐，她的反应是冷淡的小
耸肩，执行完美地说：“我到底怎么知道的？
和你为什么问我这些问题啊？“
我决定尝试不同的方法。
“你和你的铅笔画这些线”？我问。
“不，”她又很快地回答，“。[与]我的蜡笔”
结案。 :-)
【在 C*******g 的大作中提到】
: 呼唤中文摘要
:
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
: 37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
: noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
: no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
: With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
| G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 10 google软件翻译的？
很晦涩啊
English to Chinese (Simplified) translation：
正如他们所说，小孩子每天都学到新的东西。和
今天，我的女儿只是设法取得一项基本人权技能
是要证明她未来的生活非常有用：在说谎。
今天下午，当她问我读给她的，34或
第37或43时，苏斯博士经典“的帽子里的猫，”我
注意到，在扉页上有蜡笔痕迹。有，对当然，
没有任何人的心中谁是肇事者被怀疑。
随着激波对我的脸，我夸张的说法
“面对”她说：“嗯，哦...你做的？”
“不，”回答是迅速，毫不费力，相当当然，
而不是沉默承认有罪以前是规范。
“这是谁干的呢？”我按。
要我说出娱乐，她的反应是冷淡的小
耸肩，执行完美地说：“我到底怎么知道的？
和你为什么问我这些问题啊？“
我决定尝试不同的方法。
“你和你的铅笔画这些线”？我问。
“不，”她又很快地回答，“。[与]我的蜡笔”
结案。 :-)
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
:
: English to Chinese (Simplified) translation：
: 正如他们所说，小孩子每天都学到新的东西。和
: 今天，我的女儿只是设法取得一项基本人权技能
: 是要证明她未来的生活非常有用：在说谎。
: 今天下午，当她问我读给她的，34或
: 第37或43时，苏斯博士经典“的帽子里的猫，”我
: 注意到，在扉页上有蜡笔痕迹。有，对当然，
: 没有任何人的心中谁是肇事者被怀疑。
: 随着激波对我的脸，我夸张的说法
| m*******o
发帖数: 4113 | 11 很cute，小狼女非常verbal
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
: 37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
: noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
: no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
: With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
: her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
: "No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
| S***p
发帖数: 19902 | 12 I thought: learn Lie group theory
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
: 37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
: noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
: no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
: With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
: her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
: "No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
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