l**********3
发帖数: 10970 | |
s*******y
发帖数: 4173 | 2 But really, it’s no surprise when you see how incredibly easy it is to cash
in on up to $69,000 in benefits, paid for by working-class schlubs like you
and me.
Want to try it yourself? Follow these proven steps:
1. If you’re a man, don’t get married
2. Have a couple kids
3. Use your mom’s address for your mail
4. Buy a house
5. Rent your house to your girlfriend and your two kids
6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home
7. Have your girlfriend sign up for Obamacare
8. Your girlfriend gets to go to college free as a single mother
9. She also gets $400 a month for food stamps
10. She gets a free cell phone
11. She also gets a cash grant to help pay for heating costs
12. Move into your house with her, but keep your mom’s address for your
mail
13. Each of you can claim one child on your taxes so now you both get to
claim head of household credit ($1295)
14. Have your girlfriend get a permanent disability for “marked
difficulties maintaining concentration” or having a “back pain.”
This is all perfectly legal, and is clearly being enjoyed by millions of
people. |
s*******y
发帖数: 4173 | 3 这个主要要活好，让girlfriend一直满意。
cash
you
【在 s*******y 的大作中提到】
: But really, it’s no surprise when you see how incredibly easy it is to cash
: in on up to $69,000 in benefits, paid for by working-class schlubs like you
: and me.
: Want to try it yourself? Follow these proven steps:
: 1. If you’re a man, don’t get married
: 2. Have a couple kids
: 3. Use your mom’s address for your mail
: 4. Buy a house
: 5. Rent your house to your girlfriend and your two kids
: 6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home
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b****r
发帖数: 2555 | 4 4. Buy a house - 啥都不做怎么买房？贷款都下不来。
6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home - 这尼
玛是政府在抢劫，900块一个大house。租房的一般都不收sec 8。
cash
you
【在 s*******y 的大作中提到】
: But really, it’s no surprise when you see how incredibly easy it is to cash
: in on up to $69,000 in benefits, paid for by working-class schlubs like you
: and me.
: Want to try it yourself? Follow these proven steps:
: 1. If you’re a man, don’t get married
: 2. Have a couple kids
: 3. Use your mom’s address for your mail
: 4. Buy a house
: 5. Rent your house to your girlfriend and your two kids
: 6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home
|
l**********3
发帖数: 10970 | 5 first house buyer program， 基本上不需要首付
【在 b****r 的大作中提到】
: 4. Buy a house - 啥都不做怎么买房？贷款都下不来。
: 6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home - 这尼
: 玛是政府在抢劫，900块一个大house。租房的一般都不收sec 8。
:
: cash
: you
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y*****3
发帖数: 1914 | 6 nyc还有自掏腰包500刀住正常租金4-5k公寓的，剩下的政府买单
【在 b****r 的大作中提到】
: 4. Buy a house - 啥都不做怎么买房？贷款都下不来。
: 6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home - 这尼
: 玛是政府在抢劫，900块一个大house。租房的一般都不收sec 8。
:
: cash
: you
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b****r
发帖数: 2555 | 7 贷款也下不来啊，现在查得很严了，又不是07那会。
【在 l**********3 的大作中提到】
: first house buyer program， 基本上不需要首付
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q********i
发帖数: 4290 | 8 就你这脑袋，还是该干啥干啥吧。
就不能先有个工作，然后工作没了？
【在 b****r 的大作中提到】
: 贷款也下不来啊，现在查得很严了，又不是07那会。
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b****r
发帖数: 2555 | 9 反正也是瞎整，干脆forclosure，银行也不能赶人。
都是上下嘴皮一动，要找系统漏洞还不容易。你自己眼红自己去试呗。
【在 q********i 的大作中提到】
: 就你这脑袋，还是该干啥干啥吧。
: 就不能先有个工作，然后工作没了？
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t*****e
发帖数: 3544 | 10 我们这黑人区4 bed room 的 twin 卖4万，section 8 可以租 900/月。 我朋友在
Oakland, CA 黑人区 9万买一房子 做section 8 出租， 政府给他寄1200的支票每月。
[在 lovesunny123 (lovesunny123) 的大作中提到：]
：http://www.allenbwest.com/2015/04/the-obscenely-easy-way-people-are-ripping-off-taxpayers-for-69000-a-year-in-benefits/
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：........... |
j******z
发帖数: 3028 | |
