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发帖数: 15479 | 1 A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes,
and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’
s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty
upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later
, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and
says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as
I want!”
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发帖数: 15479 | 2 关键在于，one of these......
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: A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes,
: and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’
: s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty
: upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later
: , she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and
: says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as
: I want!”
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 13
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发帖数: 15479 | 3 Follow up : one of these
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he
did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad
that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When
the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news
of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin
spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what
happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The
father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward
him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad
asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "
No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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: 关键在于，one of these......
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: later
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 13
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