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发信人: iamsexybaby (I am not WSN. I am mei nv.), 信区: LES
标 题: 一个公主和一个在morgan stanley的帅T的故事
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 17 23:19:46 2010, 美东)
一个古代公主穿越到纽约爱上了一个T,可是她还是得回去。t就跟她回去，可是回去了
一半的路上，时光机器坏了，然后她
们就被封锁在了时空中。接下来呢？这是个什么样的公主？这是个什么样背景的t?
For example,
The princess is an American(we assume America is only a fabricated country
that has existed for thousands
of years in the form of Greece).
In America at that time, people hate terrorists, especially those from Tibet
in China. Unfortunately, the T is
from Tibet--although she's handsome, cute, looks like a mix-blood smart and
rich--graduated from an
MBA(Master of Baking Applepies) degree in Alaska State University and
working in Morgan Stanley as a
trader with Bin Laden from the middle east. Then the T gets promoted by Bin
Laden and now he's already
the head of the terrorist association in the smallest town Sohigf in tibet.
She was from a poor family--her
parents killed themselves to sell their organs to support the T studying in
Alaska.
The princess' brother is killed by terrorists so she hates them. In the time
chamber she finds out that the T
"Stamfort" (now the T has a name as I wrote these random shit...) is a
terrorist--now the princess wanna
leave Stamfort. But the time chamber is so small that the princess has to
inhale, exhale,digest and urinate
together with her. She can't stand it and wants to save herself from
Stamfort. So she starts to study for
Einstein's relativity theories and finally invented a large scissor that can
cut the door of the time machine
open.
oops my brain suddenly stops functioning. will continue this random sh**
again next time if any more
brain cells forming in my stupid brain.
any other ideas guys? |
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