b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 1 你是不是他妈的ippado的托？！ yeah, on ur stupid retarded suggestion, i went
to ippudo. yeah, the place is bigger, so fucking what?! i sit down, and
took a look at the menu, and i almost fucking fainted.
all the fucking noodles cost 14 dollars! yep, mother fucking 14 dollars! who
the fuck pays 14 fucking dollars for a fucking bowl of ramen??!
fine, i thought, then i ordered the one labled modern twist. then in 2
minutes, the waitress carried a bowl of noodles to me, and trust men, i just
dropped and fainted!!!!
the mother fucking portion size is a fucking joke!!! only about half the
portion size of totto!!!! and totto only cost 9.5 dollars! yep, i paid 14
dollars of fucking noodle for half of totto, which is about 4.75...
and fine, let me taste this fucking noodle...
and man, how we fucking say instant noodle??!! the fucking noodle is thinner
than totto, too thin! and it's limp. it doesn't have a little bounce when u
chew on it! it's just like instant noodle! or should we say it's like ur
fucking dick, thin and limp???!!!
and the soup is just average. there's 烂白菜in my soup! and it suppose to
have miso paste, which i cannot tell at all looking at the soup! and the 2
pieces of pork is thin and small!
i finish the mother fucking bowl of instant noodle in 3 minutes, paid more
than 15 dollars + plus tip, which i skimmed on and paid 17 dollars total!
yep! 17 motherfucking dollars for a mother fucking stupid not-tasty small
portioned noodles, all based on ur mother fucking suggestion!
and guess what, I am STILL MOTHERFUCKING HUNGRY!!!
FUCK U!!! | G********2
发帖数: 570 | 2 牛肉脸你英语真好，真心的，我要是写这么长的帖子肯定下意识用中文，但是现在感觉
你的文风用英文表达感情更过瘾，我要向你学习。既然这样，我就不去尝试ippudo了 | w*****3
发帖数: 683 | 3 haha， 是不是卖RAMEN的地方一般不卖UDON？
went
who
just
【在 b**********5 的大作中提到】
: 你是不是他妈的ippado的托？！ yeah, on ur stupid retarded suggestion, i went
: to ippudo. yeah, the place is bigger, so fucking what?! i sit down, and
: took a look at the menu, and i almost fucking fainted.
: all the fucking noodles cost 14 dollars! yep, mother fucking 14 dollars! who
: the fuck pays 14 fucking dollars for a fucking bowl of ramen??!
: fine, i thought, then i ordered the one labled modern twist. then in 2
: minutes, the waitress carried a bowl of noodles to me, and trust men, i just
: dropped and fainted!!!!
: the mother fucking portion size is a fucking joke!!! only about half the
: portion size of totto!!!! and totto only cost 9.5 dollars! yep, i paid 14
| a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 4 想学师？ 先交这 17 dollars 的面钱。。还会给你一个称号： beef Junior.
【在 G********2 的大作中提到】
: 牛肉脸你英语真好，真心的，我要是写这么长的帖子肯定下意识用中文，但是现在感觉
: 你的文风用英文表达感情更过瘾，我要向你学习。既然这样，我就不去尝试ippudo了
| a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 5 这名字。。。
i ppu do..
i poo 多。。。 | j******i
发帖数: 121 | | b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 7 反了吧， 我今天使劲poo， 屁眼都要掉了， 都poo不出来啊
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】
: 这名字。。。
: i ppu do..
: i poo 多。。。
| m******r
发帖数: 2725 | 8 每個字之前加個fucking就好了。。。
【在 G********2 的大作中提到】
: 牛肉脸你英语真好，真心的，我要是写这么长的帖子肯定下意识用中文，但是现在感觉
: 你的文风用英文表达感情更过瘾，我要向你学习。既然这样，我就不去尝试ippudo了
| a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 9 估计是太激动了，吃了烂白菜在肚子里不能光合作用，化学反应失败，纤维不知所踪了。
【在 b**********5 的大作中提到】
: 反了吧， 我今天使劲poo， 屁眼都要掉了， 都poo不出来啊
| j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 10 您好，我周五会进城，咱们可以约一下。
went
who
just
【在 b**********5 的大作中提到】
: 你是不是他妈的ippado的托？！ yeah, on ur stupid retarded suggestion, i went
: to ippudo. yeah, the place is bigger, so fucking what?! i sit down, and
: took a look at the menu, and i almost fucking fainted.
: all the fucking noodles cost 14 dollars! yep, mother fucking 14 dollars! who
: the fuck pays 14 fucking dollars for a fucking bowl of ramen??!
: fine, i thought, then i ordered the one labled modern twist. then in 2
: minutes, the waitress carried a bowl of noodles to me, and trust men, i just
: dropped and fainted!!!!
: the mother fucking portion size is a fucking joke!!! only about half the
: portion size of totto!!!! and totto only cost 9.5 dollars! yep, i paid 14
| m*******y
发帖数: 14292 | 11 好呀 一起啊 我带你们俩去SOBA TOTTO
【在 j******3 的大作中提到】
: 您好，我周五会进城，咱们可以约一下。
:
: went
: who
: just
| j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 12 下周？这周有点儿忙。。下周我请大家喝酒。
【在 m*******y 的大作中提到】
: 好呀 一起啊 我带你们俩去SOBA TOTTO
| m*******y
发帖数: 14292 | 13
好的 牛肉必须得到！ 牛肉！
【在 j******3 的大作中提到】
: 下周？这周有点儿忙。。下周我请大家喝酒。
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