Airfoil: What a pilot wraps a sandwich in
Airstrip: What an exotic Flight attendant does
Airspeed: Speed of an airplane. Deduct 25% when listening to a Navy pilot
Angle of Attack: Pick-up lines that pilots use
Carb Ice: The phenomenon that occurs simultaneously as the fuel tanks run
dry
Dead Reckoning: You reckon correctly, or you are.
Glide Distance: Half the distance from an airplane to the nearest emergency
landing field.
Landing: A controlled mid-air collision with the earth
Roger: Used when