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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/10/16/top-10-credit-crunch-jokes-to-have-you-laughing-all-the-way-to-the-bank-115875-20809797/
1) I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"..
I'm wondering is it them or me?
2) Petrol is way too expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive.
Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift.
3) With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small
fortune?
Start off with a large one.
4)

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