k****e
发帖数: 337 | 1 This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please."
A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't
realize I was crowding you." | c******n
发帖数: 16403 | 2 哈哈
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【在 k****e 的大作中提到】
: This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please."
: A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't
: realize I was crowding you."
| k****e
发帖数: 337 | 3 here is another one:
100 bucks for sex
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend...
so she call | c******n
发帖数: 16403 | 4 这个很好笑， 但是太黄了
【在 k****e 的大作中提到】
: here is another one:
: 100 bucks for sex
: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
: but she belonged to someone else...
: One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
: give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
: but the girl said, "NO."
: Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
: down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
: She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
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