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发帖数: 203 | 1 – “My company, CryoSitters, is developing a way to cryogenically freeze
children for short periods of time to help parents that cannot find
babysitters, with plans to eventually package our technology in affordable
home kits.”
– “My company RG Media makes videos that help you avoid murdering whatever
brain cells are left in your skull after a lifetime listlessly flipping
through 500 channels without finding a god damm thing by secretly replacing
your regular routine video experience with stuff that doesn’t suck ass.”
– “My company, Rummmmage, is building a cloud-based real-time social
marketplace platform that lets you buy your neighbors garbage to rummage
through it for discarded treasure.”
– “My company, ACME Industries, is developing a strategic portal
accelerator incubation network on the information superhighway to help
technological end users find informational constructs with minimal effort.”
– “My company is developing a website to help men masturbate using videos
of naked women.”
最后一个写的最好
http://techcrunch.com/2012/01/02/happy-new-year-here-are-some-g | v********d
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