p**********l
发帖数: 1160 | 1 Hope this can make you laugh.
This is a true story. About 7 months after I came to the U.S., we needed to
relocate to another state. I had been living in the university's apartment
for all these months and never learned of names like "single family house,
duplex, condominiums", etc.
Then I saw a Realtor who was advertising for a condo (short for condominium)
to rent. At first, we Emailed each other. After I got some idea about the
place, I decided to call the Realtor to finalize the renting.
During our conversation, I asked :" is the condom still available?" The
Realtor hesitated. Then I asked again:" how much is the rent for the condom?
" Fortunately, the Realtor was a female. | N****n
发帖数: 1208 | 2 哈哈
to
apartment
condominium)
condom?
【在 p**********l 的大作中提到】
: Hope this can make you laugh.
: This is a true story. About 7 months after I came to the U.S., we needed to
: relocate to another state. I had been living in the university's apartment
: for all these months and never learned of names like "single family house,
: duplex, condominiums", etc.
: Then I saw a Realtor who was advertising for a condo (short for condominium)
: to rent. At first, we Emailed each other. After I got some idea about the
: place, I decided to call the Realtor to finalize the renting.
: During our conversation, I asked :" is the condom still available?" The
: Realtor hesitated. Then I asked again:" how much is the rent for the condom?
| b**********i
发帖数: 1059 | 3 It reminds me the experience of a chinese who went to a grocery store to buy
candles during a blackout. This guy pronunced candle as condom and the
conversation between the shopper and the grocery store owner is hilarious. I
coudn't find the story though.
to
apartment
condominium)
condom?
【在 p**********l 的大作中提到】
: Hope this can make you laugh.
: This is a true story. About 7 months after I came to the U.S., we needed to
: relocate to another state. I had been living in the university's apartment
: for all these months and never learned of names like "single family house,
: duplex, condominiums", etc.
: Then I saw a Realtor who was advertising for a condo (short for condominium)
: to rent. At first, we Emailed each other. After I got some idea about the
: place, I decided to call the Realtor to finalize the renting.
: During our conversation, I asked :" is the condom still available?" The
: Realtor hesitated. Then I asked again:" how much is the rent for the condom?
| p**********l
发帖数: 1160 | 4 interesting.
My friend forwarded these jokes to me yesterday. If you have time, please
relax a little bit.
http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/390700.html
buy
I
【在 b**********i 的大作中提到】
: It reminds me the experience of a chinese who went to a grocery store to buy
: candles during a blackout. This guy pronunced candle as condom and the
: conversation between the shopper and the grocery store owner is hilarious. I
: coudn't find the story though.
:
: to
: apartment
: condominium)
: condom?
| D******n
发帖数: 2836 | 5 i also heard a true story from my friend,
She went to a store to buy some hooks, but she asked where she could find ho
okers, thank god she is a gril....
【在 p**********l 的大作中提到】
: interesting.
: My friend forwarded these jokes to me yesterday. If you have time, please
: relax a little bit.
: http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/390700.html
:
: buy
: I
| b**********i
发帖数: 1059 | 6 Oh it's here.
诗人北岛谈到一则亲身经历，一回他买蜡烛（Ｃａｎｄｌｅ），售货的老太太硬是听成
避孕套（Ｃｏｎｄｏｍ），双方为此鸡同鸭讲了半天扯不清楚。于是他解释："就是在
黑暗中用的那个东西嘛。"老太太也认真地回敬："对呀，可不就是这么回事吗？" | h******s
发帖数: 3420 | 7 曾经有一WSN 回：没错阿，套房
needed to
apartment
house,
condominium)
the
condom?
【在 p**********l 的大作中提到】
: Hope this can make you laugh.
: This is a true story. About 7 months after I came to the U.S., we needed to
: relocate to another state. I had been living in the university's apartment
: for all these months and never learned of names like "single family house,
: duplex, condominiums", etc.
: Then I saw a Realtor who was advertising for a condo (short for condominium)
: to rent. At first, we Emailed each other. After I got some idea about the
: place, I decided to call the Realtor to finalize the renting.
: During our conversation, I asked :" is the condom still available?" The
: Realtor hesitated. Then I asked again:" how much is the rent for the condom?
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