K****D
发帖数: 30533 | 1 出差回来，创作歌词一首。呼唤google translator.
Last week I signed up for a doubles tournament
Going into first match I was really confident
I brought to the court the best tennis equipments
Coz winning the tournament is of great importance
My partner is kind of short and chubby
Although she is really a nice old lady
She is especially good at volley
Teaming with her will make things look easy
The match was actually harder than I thought
The opposing team kept hitting the lobs
Then I started to serve tons of double faults
Even winning a game seemed a really tough job
Soon enough we were down 6-oh 5-oh
It only took us thirty minutes or so
I said to myself "It This a Joke?"
If we lost we would have to go home
I never lost a match without a good fight
I don't think it'll be different tonight
With that thought I started to smile
And was ready to activate my lethal strike
At the changeover I spoke in low voice
"They really left us with no other choice
Do you still remember last time, Joyce?
We need to start making some noise"
My tennis shoes were really really old
I probably bought them three years ago
When they served I scratched against the ground
Hoping that could make some distracting sound
Anything close to the lines was always called out
And we made sure to say it clear and loud
If they served well we usually called a let
"Sorry, behind the fence someone is walking her pet"
We knew tennis serves are all about the toss
So we often did it four times like a boss
At the net we always pretended to poach
When they made an error we said "Go hire a coach"
We came back twice from love 40 down
The opponents' white faces turned a little bit brown
After they hit a ball quite out of bound
We successfully turned the table around
The third set tiebreaker was such a grind
Fortunately the other team both lost their minds
After two hours and a half we finally won
When we tried to shake hands they were already gone
Joyce was too excited and started to jump
Then she decided to give me a chest pump
I didn't realized she was over 200 pounds
And was knocked to the fence with only one bounce |
k****3
发帖数: 2770 | 2 "I didn't realized she was over 200 pounds"
"And was knocked to the fence with only one bounce"
赞YTCW，lol |
k****3
发帖数: 2770 | 3 Google Translation:
上周，我签署了双打比赛
进入第一场比赛，我真的很自信
我向法院带来最好的网球设备
因为赢得比赛是非常重要的
我的合作伙伴是一种短期和小胖
虽然她确实是一个不错的老太太
她尤其擅长凌空
分组与她会让事情看起来很容易
比赛实际上比我想象的更难
对方球队不停地打高吊球
然后，我开始担任吨的双发失误
即使赢得了比赛，似乎是一个非常艰难的工作
很快，我们分别下跌6 - OH -OH
我们只花了30分钟左右
我对自己说： “这是一个笑话吗？”
如果我们输了，我们将不得不回家
我从来没输了一场比赛，没有一个良好的战斗
我不认为这将是今晚不同
有了这个想法，我开始微笑
并准备激活我致命的一击
在我说话声音低沉的转换
“他们真的离开了我们，没有其他的选择
你还记得最后一次，乔伊斯？
我们需要开始做一些噪音“
我的网球鞋是真的老了
我大概三年前买了他们
当他们担任我划了对地面
希望可以做一些分散注意力的声音
任何靠近线一直被称为
我们一定要说它的清晰和响亮的
如果他们服务好，我们通常被称为让
“对不起，后面的栅栏有人走她的宠物”
我们知道网球服务都是折腾
所以我们经常像一个老板做了四次
在网前，我们总是假装挖走
当他们犯了一个错误，我们说：“走聘请教练”
我们回来两次从恋爱40指数下跌
对手的白的脸转身一点点褐色
之后，他们投中一球，相当出约束
我们成功地把桌子周围
第三盘抢七是这样的研磨
幸运的是，其他球队都失去了理智
两个小时后，我们终于赢得了一个半
当我们试图握手，他们已经走了
乔伊斯太兴奋了，开始跳
然后，她决定给我一个胸泵
我没有意识到她是超过200磅
被撞倒栅栏只有一个反弹 |
T*******e
发帖数: 1156 | 4 报名参加比赛
队友是个老太
特别能搞网前
俺俩信心满怀
开局大出意外
输球输得太快
敌人老放高球
老太网前无奈
眼看就要大败
俺也豁出放开
低声嘱咐队友
应该经常使坏
抽球显出厉害
老太往前死拍
敌人下网出界
俺们大声喝彩
终于艰难反败
老太冲了上来
俺也奋勇迎上
两人撞个胸怀
俺赞那对软袋
她赞俺的硬排
没想一场混双
找到俺的新爱
【在 k****3 的大作中提到】
: Google Translation:
: 上周，我签署了双打比赛
: 进入第一场比赛，我真的很自信
: 我向法院带来最好的网球设备
: 因为赢得比赛是非常重要的
: 我的合作伙伴是一种短期和小胖
: 虽然她确实是一个不错的老太太
: 她尤其擅长凌空
: 分组与她会让事情看起来很容易
: 比赛实际上比我想象的更难
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d*g
发帖数: 16592 | 5 赞最后一段
【在 T*******e 的大作中提到】
: 报名参加比赛
: 队友是个老太
: 特别能搞网前
: 俺俩信心满怀
: 开局大出意外
: 输球输得太快
: 敌人老放高球
: 老太网前无奈
: 眼看就要大败
: 俺也豁出放开
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c***t
发帖数: 1216 | 6 much colorful than original
【在 d*g 的大作中提到】
: 赞最后一段
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Z*U
发帖数: 288 | |
l********g
发帖数: 677 | 8 LOL
Great translation ：-）!
【在 k****3 的大作中提到】
: Google Translation:
: 上周，我签署了双打比赛
: 进入第一场比赛，我真的很自信
: 我向法院带来最好的网球设备
: 因为赢得比赛是非常重要的
: 我的合作伙伴是一种短期和小胖
: 虽然她确实是一个不错的老太太
: 她尤其擅长凌空
: 分组与她会让事情看起来很容易
: 比赛实际上比我想象的更难
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