s********y 发帖数: 769 | 1 #####THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON A REAL STORY#####
Joshua: Good afternoon, how are you …
…
Joshua: How can I help you sir?
Me: My iPhone4 is having sporadic connection problem with my car’s blue
tooth system.
Joshua: I am sorry to hear that, let me see if I can help you to pin-point
the problem. May I ask what kind of car you drive?
Me: It’s a 2010 Volkswagen Jetta.
Joshua: Oh! That explains it! See, yours is a 2010, and blue tooth of that
car might be even older, maybe 2009. You see, your iPhone is a lot newer
than your car. Because your blue tooth is old, it’s not surprising it doesn
’t support the newer iPhone!
Me: Then, what can I do to solve the problem?
Joshua: You can go to your Volkswagen dealer and ask them to update your
blue tooth system.
Me: Wait a minute, it doesn’t make sense. I have used many cellphones to
connect to my car’s blue tooth system, they include: Sony Ericcsson,
Samsung, BlackBerry, even iPhone 3 and iPhone 3Gs, and they are all good,
why does the problem only happen to iPhone4?
Joshua: Well, may I ask are any of these cellphones latest model?
Me: No.
Joshua, Then, since they are all older models, it’s not surprising older
models talk to older models w/o any problems.
Me: (after a long, fainting pause) So, what you are saying is, we’ll have
to convert the whole, *old* world to work with new iPhone4?
Joshua: yes sir.
Me: (faint again) Okay…. Well, I have to tell you, I’ve done a lot of
research on internet, mine is not a isolated case, there are millions of
complaints on iPhone4′s spotty blue tooth connection problem. May I ask,
does Apple have any plan to fix this issue in its next firmware release?
Joshua: Sorry sir. I am afraid they will have to either update their
software or upgrade their hardware. Since it’s not an Apple problem, there
is nothing for us to fix.
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——GAME OVER—— | l*********n 发帖数: 860 | 2 you did your research. and wasted your time on calling Apple csr. wanted to
practice your oral English? | s********y 发帖数: 769 | 3 You are sort of right. I was not surprised at all they would make such
comments.
Apple is such an 2B company.
I will never buy any apple product again.
to
【在 l*********n 的大作中提到】 : you did your research. and wasted your time on calling Apple csr. wanted to : practice your oral English?
| l*********n 发帖数: 860 | 4 you call VW dealer tomorrow to see what they will tell you, haha
【在 s********y 的大作中提到】 : You are sort of right. I was not surprised at all they would make such : comments. : Apple is such an 2B company. : I will never buy any apple product again. : : to
| s********l 发帖数: 1195 | 5 zhuan joke?
【在 s********y 的大作中提到】 : #####THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON A REAL STORY##### : Joshua: Good afternoon, how are you … : … : Joshua: How can I help you sir? : Me: My iPhone4 is having sporadic connection problem with my car’s blue : tooth system. : Joshua: I am sorry to hear that, let me see if I can help you to pin-point : the problem. May I ask what kind of car you drive? : Me: It’s a 2010 Volkswagen Jetta. : Joshua: Oh! That explains it! See, yours is a 2010, and blue tooth of that
| s********y 发帖数: 769 | 6 Please do it if you want.
If one day Steve Jobs admits there are defects in Apple's product, the whole
world will start laughing...
【在 s********l 的大作中提到】 : zhuan joke?
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