j*******e
发帖数: 2168 | 1 Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the | l***y
发帖数: 791 | 2 technically incorrect in general! :))
【在 j*******e 的大作中提到】
: Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
: and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
: and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
: then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
: If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
: and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
: and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
: then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
: If the
| t*******n
发帖数: 4445 | 3
正宗的Dr. Seuss更绝。下面这个谁能翻给中国的一年级小朋友看，偶就佩服乐。
The Cat in the Hat
by Dr. Seuss
The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to play.
So we sat in the house, all that cold, cold, wet day.
I sat there with Sally.
We sat there, we two.
And I said, "How I wish we had something to do!"
Too wet to go out and too cold to play ball.
So we sat in the house, we did nothing at all.
So all we could do was to Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!
And we did not like it, not one little bit.
And then something went BUMP!
How that bump
【在 j*******e 的大作中提到】
: Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
: and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
: and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
: then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
: If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
: and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
: and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
: then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
: If the
| h*****e
发帖数: 59 | 4 I did the first part for fun :)
太阳公公今早没起床
外头下雨不能出去玩
我们就呆在房子里
都怪这又冷又湿的坏天气
我和萨丽排排坐
我和她，就我们两个
我就说，“要是能玩点什么就好乐”
天气湿湿不能出门
屋里冷的连球也不想摸
我们就坐着，什么也没得做
我们就这么坐着呀，坐着！坐着！坐着！
我们不喜欢这样，一点也不喜欢
突然什么咣咣咣
吓了我们一大跳
我们到处张望，发现他走进来站在门口地毯上
我们到处张望，我们发现了他！一只戴着帽子的猫咪！
猫咪跟我们说：“你们干吗就这么坐着啊？”
“我知道外头下雨，没有太阳光
可是还是有好多好玩的事，能让我们笑得嘎嘎响
... it's so nice to be a kid...
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:
: 正宗的Dr. Seuss更绝。下面这个谁能翻给中国的一年级小朋友看，偶就佩服乐。
: The Cat in the Hat
: by Dr. Seuss
: The sun did not shine.
: It was too wet to play.
: So we sat in the house, all that cold, cold, wet day.
: I sat there with Sally.
: We sat there, we two.
: And I said, "How I wish we had something to do!"
| i******t
发帖数: 127 | 5 nice work
kiss a kid
hoho
【在 h*****e 的大作中提到】
: I did the first part for fun :)
: 太阳公公今早没起床
: 外头下雨不能出去玩
: 我们就呆在房子里
: 都怪这又冷又湿的坏天气
: 我和萨丽排排坐
: 我和她，就我们两个
: 我就说，“要是能玩点什么就好乐”
: 天气湿湿不能出门
: 屋里冷的连球也不想摸
| t*******n
发帖数: 4445 | 6 嗯，应该M上。
。
【在 i******t 的大作中提到】
: nice work
: kiss a kid
: hoho
| g****n
发帖数: 124 | 7 hahaha, I had fun of "the cat in the hat" in Orlando
really fun
I took the train twice..
【在 t*******n 的大作中提到】
: 嗯，应该M上。
:
: 。
| l***y
发帖数: 791 | 8 hey what is your problem ah? | a********r
发帖数: 92 | 9
莫老老耍子家伙好搞的，偶来教你们，
妈妈背的骂的。
我和萨丽不晓得说啥，
妈妈不来动。
小鱼儿说：“飙，飙，把那个猫赶走，
告诉那个戴了帽儿的猫，你们不想搞。
她不好来个里的，
妈妈不来动的时候她不好来个里的。”
“狗帽，狗帽，镖怕，镖怕，”，戴帽儿的猫喔，
.....
haha, 快把家乡话忘光了。
【在 h*****e 的大作中提到】
: I did the first part for fun :)
: 太阳公公今早没起床
: 外头下雨不能出去玩
: 我们就呆在房子里
: 都怪这又冷又湿的坏天气
: 我和萨丽排排坐
: 我和她，就我们两个
: 我就说，“要是能玩点什么就好乐”
: 天气湿湿不能出门
: 屋里冷的连球也不想摸
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