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发信人: sunnyday (艳阳天), 信区: Joke
标 题: Re: 帝哥是怎么回事？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Mar 30 20:20:28 2011, 美东)
这个好像很久以前就已经有定论了：
帝哥成为法考题之后因为没有拿到天牛，已经被开掉了。
Why God Will Never Get Tenure At Any University
1. Only published one book.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. He did not publish it in referenced journals.
5. Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.
6. He is not known for His cooperative work
7. Sure, He created the world, but what has He done lately?
8. He did not get permission from any review board to work with
human subjects.
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by
drowning all the subjects.
10. When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He deletes the
whole sample.
11. He rarely comes to class-just tells His students to read the
Book.
12. It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the class.
13. Although He only has 10 requirements, His students often fail
His tests.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain
top. | l*****a
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