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发帖数: 6042 | 1 Your Time Is Not Up Yet!
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift
, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her
hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might
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