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发帖数: 1814 | 1 Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what
she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
day.
Both of her parents - liberal Democrats - were standing there, so I asked
her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
President to do that!" I told her.
"What do you mean?" she replied.
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds,
and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery
store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use
toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the
eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents aren't speaking to me. | x*******5
发帖数: 1335 | 2 写的很好
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: Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
: neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
: During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what
: she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
: day.
: Both of her parents - liberal Democrats - were standing there, so I asked
: her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
: She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
: Her parents beamed with pride!
: "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
| s**********u
发帖数: 2749 | 3 请唐人街 qgcui翻译一下
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【在 s*********e 的大作中提到】
: Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
: neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
: During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what
: she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
: day.
: Both of her parents - liberal Democrats - were standing there, so I asked
: her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
: She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
: Her parents beamed with pride!
: "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
| t*******d
发帖数: 12895 | 4 大赞
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【在 s*********e 的大作中提到】
: Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
: neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
: During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what
: she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
: day.
: Both of her parents - liberal Democrats - were standing there, so I asked
: her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
: She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
: Her parents beamed with pride!
: "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
| z*****i
发帖数: 941 | 5 好！这个笑话触动了美国当今社会的核心，大家都太能装了，而且是从小开始。
能给个原始链接吗？
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【在 s*********e 的大作中提到】
: Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
: neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
: During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what
: she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
: day.
: Both of her parents - liberal Democrats - were standing there, so I asked
: her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
: She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
: Her parents beamed with pride!
: "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
| m*********r
发帖数: 1894 | | l****d
发帖数: 1593 | 7 08年就看过了，真是寓教于乐。还有希拉里和抱小鸡的小女孩的故事。 |
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