c*******e
发帖数: 5818 | 1 wraps up my feelings about Trump
Raccoon's in your basement! An interesting analogy
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is
infested with raccoon's. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoon's have
overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately so you hire a guy. A
pro. You don't care if the guy smells, you need those raccoon's gone pronto
and he's the guy to do it! You don't care if the guy swears, you don't care
if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married,you
don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's crack..
.you simply want those raccoon's gone! | c*******e
发帖数: 5818 | 2 Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A
smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That
Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
[etc...]
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the
White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
A
pronto
care
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【在 c*******e 的大作中提到】
: wraps up my feelings about Trump
: Raccoon's in your basement! An interesting analogy
: You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is
: infested with raccoon's. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoon's have
: overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately so you hire a guy. A
: pro. You don't care if the guy smells, you need those raccoon's gone pronto
: and he's the guy to do it! You don't care if the guy swears, you don't care
: if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married,you
: don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's crack..
: .you simply want those raccoon's gone!
| a****n
发帖数: 1528 | 3 在白人看来你们这些黄皮猴子就是raccoon 臭不可闻 | c*******e
发帖数: 5818 | 4 那你是白的，bleached？ 还写的好中文哦！
【在 a****n 的大作中提到】
: 在白人看来你们这些黄皮猴子就是raccoon 臭不可闻
| E*********o
发帖数: 5965 | 5 在白左看来你们这些黄皮左逼就是prostitute 还不要钱
【在 a****n 的大作中提到】
: 在白人看来你们这些黄皮猴子就是raccoon 臭不可闻
| b*****e
发帖数: 53215 | 6 这个不合理 不要钱不能叫妓女
【在 E*********o 的大作中提到】
: 在白左看来你们这些黄皮左逼就是prostitute 还不要钱
| M******d
发帖数: 486 | 7 Pretty funny.
Not to nitpick, it's "china", not "China".
A
【在 c*******e 的大作中提到】
: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A
: smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That
: Scandal."
: Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
: Trump: "No, the other one."
: Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
: Trump: "No, the other one."
: Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
: Trump: "No, the other one."
: [etc...]
| l******t
发帖数: 12659 | 8 hilarious
A
【在 c*******e 的大作中提到】
: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A
: smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That
: Scandal."
: Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
: Trump: "No, the other one."
: Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
: Trump: "No, the other one."
: Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
: Trump: "No, the other one."
: [etc...]
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