r****n
发帖数: 7223 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: majia55 (小马甲), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Re: 泡各国妞的下场 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 9 15:02:55 2011, 美东)
发信人: chrsiting198 (christing198), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Re: 泡各国妞的下场
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 9 00:07:44 2011, 美东)
这是个很老的帖子,英文版本如下,不过还是很有意思的.
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific headache.
Second Date: You get even more great headache.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get headache again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend
, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's
girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three
kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in
your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana
strip.
PAKISTANI WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date. | r****n
发帖数: 7223 | 2 分享个水贴
比较搞笑
【在 r****n 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
: 发信人: majia55 (小马甲), 信区: NewYork
: 标 题: Re: 泡各国妞的下场 (转载)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 9 15:02:55 2011, 美东)
: 发信人: chrsiting198 (christing198), 信区: Piebridge
: 标 题: Re: 泡各国妞的下场
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 9 00:07:44 2011, 美东)
: 这是个很老的帖子,英文版本如下,不过还是很有意思的.
: WHITE WOMEN
: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
| R*****s
发帖数: 41236 | 3 hahah, the last one is funny...
【在 r****n 的大作中提到】
: 分享个水贴
: 比较搞笑
| r****n
发帖数: 7223 | 4 中国姑娘还算不错了
【在 R*****s 的大作中提到】
: hahah, the last one is funny...
| k*****u
发帖数: 14053 | 5 木木 你转的都好长。。。。
re了再看。。。
【在 r****n 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
: 发信人: majia55 (小马甲), 信区: NewYork
: 标 题: Re: 泡各国妞的下场 (转载)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 9 15:02:55 2011, 美东)
: 发信人: chrsiting198 (christing198), 信区: Piebridge
: 标 题: Re: 泡各国妞的下场
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 9 00:07:44 2011, 美东)
: 这是个很老的帖子,英文版本如下,不过还是很有意思的.
: WHITE WOMEN
: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
| r****n
发帖数: 7223 | 6 我原先看过中文版的
未曾想，还有英文版的
【在 k*****u 的大作中提到】
: 木木 你转的都好长。。。。
: re了再看。。。
| R*****s
发帖数: 41236 | 7 这是古代中国姑娘。。。
【在 r****n 的大作中提到】
: 中国姑娘还算不错了
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