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s**e
发帖数: 1498
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坑王露点了。
S*********g
发帖数: 24893
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呵呵
s********n
发帖数: 26222
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嗯,anus democracy
s********n
发帖数: 26222
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怪不得奥巴马废除了美军的同性恋禁令
b*****d
发帖数: 61690
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(CNN) -- The Justice Department announced Friday it is revising a decades-
old definition of rape to expand the kinds of offenses that constitute the
crime and for the first time, include men as victims.
Now, any kind of nonconsensual penetration, no matter the gender of the
attacker or victim, will constitute rape -- meaning that attacks on men will
be counted.
The crime of rape will be defined as "penetration, no matter how slight, of
the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral pe... 阅读全帖
s****i
发帖数: 2993
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careful with your mouth and anus.
l**i
发帖数: 8144
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程序正确 被国内文科脑残文人阉党 翻译为程序正义
这帮傻逼真应该送到我说的指定地点 进行升华
关于所谓只看程序的傻逼们 应该送到生猪屠宰场 体验一下程序的精确性
生猪屠宰良好操作规范
1 范围
本标准规定了对生猪屠宰分割企业的人员、环境与设施、宰前、屠宰、宰后
处理及分割、贮藏和运输过程中品质和卫生管理等方面的基本技术要求。
本标准适用于生猪屠宰及分割加工企业。
2 规范性引用文件
下列文件中的条款通过本标准的引用而成为本标准的条款。凡是注日期的引
用文件,其随后所有的修改单(不包括勘误的内容)或修订版均不适用于本标准,然而
,鼓励根据本标准达成协议的各方研究是否可使用这些文件的最新版本。凡是不注日期
的引用文件,其最新版本适用于本标准。
GB 5749 生活饮用水卫生标准
GB/T 6388 运输包装收发货标志
GB 7718 食品标签通用标准
GB 9959.2 分割鲜、冻猪瘦肉
GB 9959.3 分部位分割冻猪肉 ... 阅读全帖
l********u
发帖数: 910
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加起来就肛门溃烂
台湾很多IT品牌的英文名,都很坳口
l*****7
发帖数: 8463
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Any security checkout without physically exploring inside the pussy and
Anus are incomplete!!!
PERIOD
LOL
S*******T
发帖数: 5156
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来自主题: Military版 - 加州应该独立
United States of Anus fucker
简称USA
Q********a
发帖数: 851
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来自主题: Military版 - 如果中美警察互换执法
ANUS citizen 威武!
N***i
发帖数: 4104
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真tmd胡扯,我老公就对我很好,有时anus流血了还主动给我买药膏。
d*b
发帖数: 21830
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vulva跟anus不同,没mussle
s*******t
发帖数: 838
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来自主题: Military版 - 三姐吹牛
印度女记者中国亲历记:做印度人还是中国人好?
一名在中国居住了5年的印度女记者,在北京胡同里观察形色中国,她作为印度人
,边在中国工作,边对比着中印两国的差别,无论是制度的差别还是不同阶层生活的差
别,边思考着做印度人好还是中国人好……
帕拉维·艾亚尔是《印度教徒报》常驻北京的印度女记者。她是《烟与镜:亲历中
国》一书的作者,该书在印度颇为畅销,她也因此获得印度普莱姆·巴提亚最佳新闻成
就奖。艾亚尔在接受这个奖项时说:“这是印度新闻界对中国重要性的肯定。”
以下为部分文章:

回到北新桥头条胡同,那群麻将搭子仍在小卖部门口,闷热的夏夜里他们会一直玩
到夜永时分。其中少不了方老太的儿子,他把汗衫卷起,露出圆鼓鼓的肚子。我每天晚
上回家的时候,无论时间多晚,都能看到这群人都在外面打麻将。在我经过的时候,他
们会停下片刻,然后总有人会轻轻地扬起下巴打声招呼。
他会说“回来了”,我的街坊们用这种一成不变的问候来表明他们知道我回家了。
胡同里的问候语带有一种令人安心的可预见性。它们表明邻里平安无事,一切正常。
夏天过后,就是北京短促的秋天,要不了多久,空气中就会有烧煤发出的那种不祥
气息——那... 阅读全帖
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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Not sure。
以前只知道 penis + vagina, 或者 penis + vagina + anus 正常
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 这个火:黑男操白妞的宣言书
1. Black men have the ABSOLUTE and inalienable right to have sex with you.
You have the right as a human being to decline, but it is your natural duty
to sexually satisfy the black man in any way possible. It is your duty to
perfect the art of fellatio, and practice vaginal muscle control to please a
black man's penis. It should be your PRIMARY purpose in life to sexually
serve the superior Black man.
2. White men are always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS second to black men. If you happen
to be in love with a... 阅读全帖
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 这个火:黑男操白妞的宣言书
1. Black men have the ABSOLUTE and inalienable right to have sex with you.
You have the right as a human being to decline, but it is your natural duty
to sexually satisfy the black man in any way possible. It is your duty to
perfect the art of fellatio, and practice vaginal muscle control to please a
black man's penis. It should be your PRIMARY purpose in life to sexually
serve the superior Black man.
2. White men are always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS second to black men. If you happen
to be in love with a... 阅读全帖
D**S
发帖数: 24887
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I am so entertained to learn that many of you homophobes cannot even lift
your obsession from the very primitive filth of, say, anus and its secretion
. Why do homophobes have this commonalty? Do they somewhat wish for
something they dare not to speak?
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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"I am proud to romance another mans anus"
That's good to hear.

s******e
发帖数: 91
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你们这帮傻逼吹什么呢 谁能比的过我的guitar drum水平?
http://m.soundcloud.com/ldy_fl_usa/anus-guitar-drum
s******e
发帖数: 91
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guitar and drum only
http://soundcloud.com/ldy_fl_usa/anus-guitar-drum
本人吉他水平和敲鼓水平的最高展现
k****n
发帖数: 538
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都是来自拉丁语的词尾,-ese来自-ensis, -an, -ian, -ano都来自-anus。
a*******a
发帖数: 451
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来自主题: Military版 - Bestiality, homosexuality and G spot.
1. Please comment on men and women who have sex with animals—known I
believe as bestiality.
Yes, an unhealthy throwback to lives thousands of years ago when this was
more common. These tend to be younger souls still exploring their sexuality.
It is an experience on your bucket list, but most of the time it has
occurred many lives ago. Psychologically it is a need to be fulfilled. This
was a little more common earlier in the 20th century. Yes it still occurs
today, but less so than before thanks ... 阅读全帖
c*********d
发帖数: 9770
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来自主题: Military版 - 想到一种英文名的创意翻译法
周永康 - Evers' anus Zhou
a***o
发帖数: 341
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your dignity lies in your anus?
r**********n
发帖数: 5281
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同性恋想结婚可以啊,请不要用marriage这个字眼。可以用queeriage,或者男同叫
anus union,女同叫vagina union.
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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Your moms cunt worth 50 cents to me. Go get it to me and we continue
chatting your moms anus

fucktard
G*******n
发帖数: 6889
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来自主题: Military版 - 将军们都有过拉裤的经历吗?
说明你老了,anus旁边的肌肉松弛了,控制不住了
b*******n
发帖数: 458
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来自主题: Military版 - 老张还真有可能是被冤枉的。
hanchi2010 (pat pat !!!)
Chapter 6. Sexual Offenses
16-6-22.2. Aggravated sexual battery
(a) For the purposes of this Code section, the term “foreign object” means
any article or instrument other than the sexual organ of a person.
(b) A person commits the offense of aggravated sexual battery when he or she
intentionally
penetrates
with a foreign object the sexual organ or anus of another person without the
consent of that person.
(c) A person convicted of the offense of aggravated sexual battery... 阅读全帖
f*******g
发帖数: 1290
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16-6-22.2. Aggravated sexual battery
(a) For the purposes of this Code section, the term “foreign object” means
any article or instrument other than the sexual organ of a person.
(b) A person commits the offense of aggravated sexual battery when he or she
intentionally penetrates with a foreign object the sexual organ or anus of
another person without the consent of that person.
(c) A person convicted of the offense of aggravated sexual battery shall be
punished by imprisonment for life or by a ... 阅读全帖
h*h
发帖数: 27852
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2010 Georgia Code
TITLE 16 - CRIMES AND OFFENSES
CHAPTER 6 - SEXUAL OFFENSES
§ 16-6-22.2 - Aggravated sexual battery
O.C.G.A. 16-6-22.2 (2010)
16-6-22.2. Aggravated sexual battery
(a) For the purposes of this Code section, the term "foreign object" means
any article or instrument other than the sexual organ of a person.
(b) A person commits the offense of aggravated sexual battery when he or she
intentionally penetrates with a foreign object the sexual organ or anus of
another person without the... 阅读全帖
n**e
发帖数: 2026
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Aggravated Sexual Battery根据弗吉尼亚州法律解释,针对13岁以下受害者任何形式
的性接触都可以判罪。
A person runs the risk of being found guilty of committing aggravated sexual
battery (Virginia Code Section 18.2-67.4) if he or she sexually abuses a
victim by any form of touching and if any of the following are true:
The victim is under 13 years old
The sexual abuse transpires through the suspect’s exploitation of the
victim’s mental incapacity or physical helplessness
而佐治亚州法律解释为诶违背他人意愿进入生殖器。
A person commits the offense of aggrava... 阅读全帖
d*********o
发帖数: 6388
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来自主题: Military版 - 中国整顿公共场所中式英文翻译
http://www.bbc.com/zhongwen/simp/press-review-40380081
《泰晤士报》说,中国的一些公共场所、菜单、医院等的一些英文表识长期以来一直存
在令人啼笑皆非、引起误解或困惑甚至不恭的中式蹩脚翻译(Chinglish),成为国际
友人茶余饭后谈论的笑柄。
因此,中国政府决心从今年的12月份起彻底对此加以整治和改善,并派专门机构对此实
行严格检查。
文章还列举了几个蹩脚的翻译实例:例如把残疾人厕所翻译成Deformed Man Toilet(
应该为Disabled Toilet)。
一些令人"搞笑"的菜名翻译诸如“老北京爆三鲜”变成“old Beijing blasting three
things”。
“孜然羊肉”被译成“unwearied effort however mutton”更是令人匪夷所思。
而北京的肛肠医院的翻译未免太直译:该医院上方用巨大的英文字母写着:“hospital
for anus and intestine disease Beijing”。
更有甚者把指向北京民族文化园的一个路标被译成"Racist Park" ... 阅读全帖
r*******g
发帖数: 2662
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它的英文名叫 anus hole
m*****n
发帖数: 1513
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anus周边很多残留物质吧
至少洗澡冲干净吧?
y****g
发帖数: 36950
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洗完澡去拉个屎不就又来了嘛,这是自欺欺人好吧?你又不是要做毒龙

:anus周边很多残留物质吧
x******g
发帖数: 33885
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来自主题: Military版 - 老老实实地过正常人的日子

以下这些性病都不一定有症状的。
Chlamydia and Gonorrhea
Chlamydia and gonorrhea are both bacterial infections that can affect the
eyes, genitals, anus or throat. Symptoms of both include a vaginal or penile
discharge, burning or discomfort with urination, rectal pain or bleeding.
Both chlamydia and gonorrhea can be transmitted through anal, oral or
vaginal sex.
Trichomoniasis
Trichomoniasis, or trich, is a common STD caused by an infection with a
protozoan parasite known as Trichomonas vaginalis. The CDC belie... 阅读全帖
r******i
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Clinton's three lies, according to Starr
By Brooks Jackson/CNN
(Editor's Note: This story contains explicit language.)
WASHINGTON (September 21) -- Independent Counsel Ken Starr says President
Bill Clinton's videotaped testimony contains three lies -- three instances
of perjury to the federal grand jury.
Lie number one, according to Starr: Oral sex is not sex.
"Is oral sex performed on you within that definition as you understood it?"
Clinton was asked during his August 17 testimony, viewed by t... 阅读全帖

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black anus

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来自主题: Military版 - 昨天买了11个ribeye
anus beef
lol

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 疮粉有又上全国新闻了
人渣、魔鬼
make American anus again
不论是trump family
还是这些红帽子trump supporters
他们身体里住的,都是那些种族灭绝美洲原住民的同一个邪恶灵魂
祈祷他们下地狱
d********m
发帖数: 3662
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来自主题: Military版 - 杠精的趣味性在于其自我感觉
当然没和男人试过
但有个前女友喜欢用手指捅anus
j****i
发帖数: 68152

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lz的anus执行了chemical attack施放了dirty bomb
k**********4
发帖数: 16092
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Scientists from Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge asked more than 5,000
adults how many people they had “been intimate” with.
Read more: The simple 'finger trick' that could 'diagnose' lung cancer
The participants then rated their health, noting any long-standing
conditions.
Results revealed the women who had 10 or more lifetime sexual partners were
91% more likely to be diagnosed with any form of cancer than those who were
virgins or had slept with just one person.
Men with 10 or more sexua... 阅读全帖
g********d
发帖数: 4174
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来自主题: QueerNews版 - Colo. Advances Civil Unions Bill
Posted on Advocate.com March 08, 2011
Colo. Advances Civil Unions Bill
By Sunnivie Brydum
GUTIERREZ STEADMAN X390 | ADVOCATE.COM
Colorado Senate Judiciary Committee vice-chair senator Lucía Guzmán (left)
and senator Pat Steadman
In a bipartisan vote of 6-3, the Colorado Senate Judiciary Committee on
Monday approved a civil unions bill, more than 18 years after state voters
passed an amendment barring antidiscrimination protections for gays and
lesbians — one that was overturned four years later... 阅读全帖
D**S
发帖数: 24887
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来自主题: QueerNews版 - 俄罗斯为什么如此恐同[ZZ]
从The Atlantic看到一篇分析俄罗斯为什么如此恐同的文章:
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/06/why-is
Why Is Russia So Homophobic?
Communist-era justifications for bigotry don't make sense anymore. What's
behind lawmakers' opposition to gays?
A man attacks a gay rights activist during a gay pride parade in St.
Petersburg on June 25, 2011. (Reuters)
The Russian Duma unanimously approved a law on Tuesday that prohibits the
distribution of homosexual "propaganda" to minors. Holding gay pride events,
sp... 阅读全帖
d*********n
发帖数: 818
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来自主题: USANews版 - 美国男人是不是都幼稚?
wear condom. 1 in 4 americans carry HPV which causes cancers of the cervix,
vulva, vagina, and anus in women.
b*********d
发帖数: 3539
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like it or not, your kind still exists only because your are USEFUL to the
authorities and that they can suck your blood. you thought you were "
useless" just because you know everything, but you are in fact not different
than any useful idiot in my judgment. you don't want to be fXXked by the
authorities? boycott the tax (knock knock, IRS), or have your anus ready.
right, another tax year around the corner. what else can you do, my dear
useless idiot? just mate, breed, get high every 4 ye... 阅读全帖
t*****o
发帖数: 81
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我说的是“yiyit怎么说找了一些数据吧”,我没说他说的都是对的,谁能保证自己说
的都是对的?这样才有讨论的必要。
我想说的只有两点:
1. 黑人的高犯罪率等种种问题,不能都原因都归结为人种
2. 讨论的时候没必要pussy, penis, anus满天飞
第2点尤其重要,因为版主lcz在带头。
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