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R***a
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来自主题: Joke版 - 女AP乘火车
Royal Anus
j****e
发帖数: 12067
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来自主题: Joke版 - NYC,Fuck me? Fuck you!
【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Re: 来纽约3周年纪念
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 14:05:48 2011, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking
job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs,
curry steaming out their pore... 阅读全帖
z*********n
发帖数: 94654
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一直就有
先看山寨答案,wiki answer
再看teanager电影,喜剧片等等,表现这一法律的情节很多
Is it Illegal to have sex in a car?
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It depends on the state. Accoding to Texas Penal Code 21.07 Public Lewdness
- " a person commits an offense if he knowingly engages in any of the
following acts in a public place, and... 阅读全帖
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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来自主题: Joke版 - zz话图点睛
probe Ur anus,这名字是谁起的?太邪恶了。
l*****o
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来自主题: Joke版 - 金二氏很不幸中枪了
Anus,还是在这个版学的单词。。
P********a
发帖数: 1377
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来自主题: Joke版 - 金二氏很不幸中枪了
什么是playing with anus?
j*****n
发帖数: 3617
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来自主题: Joke版 - ps的么?
The Black Anus Tea
h*h
发帖数: 845
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来自主题: Joke版 - ps的么?
一般都是杭白菊的,应该是 Hung White Anus Tea
p*******o
发帖数: 6791
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来自主题: Joke版 - 菊花英文怎么说
是ur anus,他把空格写掉了
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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来自主题: Joke版 - Anus Writes A Letter
以前没发现这家伙还做了很多其他好笑的录像
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYz1yVg9L_I
k**f
发帖数: 301
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来自主题: Joke版 - 原来还真有吹牛逼这一说
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing
"...Cow blowing,[1] Kuhblasen,[2] phooka, or doom dev,[3] is a process used
in many countries according to ethnographers, in which forceful blowing of
air into a cow's vagina (or sometimes anus) is applied to induce her to
produce more milk..."
m***y
发帖数: 14763
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One explains that a dental dam is “placed over the vulva or anus during
oral sex. It says people can also use non-microwavable saran wrap.”
wow,好几个词老汉都不能给出定义,虽然直觉就知道它们在这个上下文里指的是什么
,没有想到我们的六年级伢们单词量这么大。
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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确实有道理

wipe
as
M********t
发帖数: 5032
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用卫生马桶垫即可
d****o
发帖数: 32610
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俺早就上washlet了
o****p
发帖数: 9785
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大力人家里有那种洗屁股的水槽
o****p
发帖数: 9785
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多吃点豆,没擦干净的用屁崩出来就好了。

wipe
as
s********n
发帖数: 359
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来自主题: LES版 - 请教一个技术问题哇
恩這個帖果然催人學習啊。。。
字典了一下,fist做動詞的第二個意思:
“2 (also fist-fuck) [ trans. ] vulgar slang penetrate (a person's anus or
vagina) with one's fist.”
n*********0
发帖数: 1543
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Well, you can have an anus tighten procedure.While you are at it, why not
ask for one G-shot in your rectum right beneath your prostate. Both you and
your partner would be thrilled.
s***y
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I heard that avian cannot hold their poos cause they are lack of the muscle
to control the anus. That's why birds poo when they are flying.
P******2
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Re
My vet said too frequent and unneccesary manual express is not good since it
upset dog's nature.
If it smells bad and often, and his anus looks swelling, there might be an
infection and better see a vet.
m*******n
发帖数: 631
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来自主题: pets版 - 咪咪屁股出血了
在网上找到这个
The mucus in eyes, from nose, anus or vagina in cats indicates infection.
Your cat might be having urinary tract infection or bladder infection
leading to mucus secretion. Take her to Vit to diagnose type of infection
which can be bacterial or viral and then get treatment.
y*********u
发帖数: 14561
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ALL ABOUT WORMS
These intestinal parasites are commonly found in cats:
• Roundworms- very common, look like spaghetti
• Tapeworms- segments look like rice, and may be seen in stool, or
around anus
• Coccidia- not visible, diagnosed by fecal exam, cause diarrhea
These oral dewormers are used for IAR cats, and are effective against the
parasites indicated. Strongid is generally used as broad-spectrum dewormer.
(tapeworms and coccidia are treated as needed)
Common name ... 阅读全帖
n*w
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来自主题: pets版 - 把猫背放到腿上
发现他anus腺出来细细的一条东西。
有没有问题?猫应该自己会处理的吧。要想下面视频一样操作吗?
【狰】
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJStqOPCFdA
n*w
发帖数: 3393
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来自主题: pets版 - 把猫背放到腿上
the cats anus looks very nomal too. i thought his poop came out at first.
but itdidn't come out from the center and its too thin.
i tried to screa and a little bit came out from another side
【 在 mimyw (小猫子:3) 的大作中提到: 】
K***a
发帖数: 5176
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两只猫都是早上上厕所,今天早上酥饼去了,之后小酥糖去,但是她蹲了一会儿只拉出
来一点,然后她就埋掉bb就跑了。。。她尾巴上扬的时候我看到她后面很红,亮红色的
样子,但是去看bb没有红色。她看起来还是到处玩,也不舔她的pp,看起来一切正常,
没有in pain。但是我很担心啊,要不要明早去看vet?她这是怎么了呢?我google了一
下脱肛(因为看她后面有点点那种红肉)。。。这是脱肛那怎么办? PS:她没有酥
饼爱喝水,bb一般都比酥饼干,我喂的是罐头,偶尔吃点干粮。 星期天vet不开门啊。
。。哎
v*****y
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哪样的红?我家豆芽屁屁也是红红的。
K***a
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她刚才又去砂盆了,这次的bb出来了不少,正常,没拉肚子。那块红肉好像也没有了。
现在就是粉色的。刚才那个红有点吓人,鲜红的。。。所以我赶紧去看bb没有血。
v*****y
发帖数: 1087
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哦那可能是出了点血,豆芽的屁屁是很亮的粉红色,不是鲜红色。
y*********u
发帖数: 14561
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如果长期拉稀,可能会造厂脱肛,如果很红,可以给轻轻的抹点婴儿凡士林,但你家甜
点系列症状不厉害,不要紧张
t*****u
发帖数: 8966
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是Perineal urethrostomy
Treatment
Urethral obstruction is an emergency. Yet, if the symptoms are noticed early
and professional treatment is obtained immediately, your cat’s chance of
recovery is almost 100 percent.
Your veterinarian will first try to relieve the obstruction by applying
gentle pressure to the bladder and manipulating the penis. If the plug
remains, the doctor may insert a catheter through the urethra into the
bladder (with the cat sedated or under a light anesthesia) or suction u... 阅读全帖
p*******a
发帖数: 38
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anus附近的毛都已经剃得很干净了,可是总是有那么一点点便便在附近粘着,不能每次
poop完我都洗它pp吧?大便正常,不干也不稀。
c******n
发帖数: 5697
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名字听起来像anus
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