j*********r
发帖数: 406 | 1 Keep bursting,,,,
Anus flower.
偶业.... |
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n*********g
发帖数: 19 | 3 以前在东北听过一个故事：
抓住老鼠后，用泡发的黄豆从老鼠的anus里面塞进去，再放生。
老鼠进食后无法排泄，痛不欲生，会把一窝老鼠都赶出来咬死。
可以一试 |
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E*C
发帖数: 1629 | 4 这是我在维基百科上查的RAPE TEST KIT里包括的东西，压根没有皮屑的COLLECTION这
一项。
另外，理论上皮屑可以，但实际检测中需要很大量的一个人的皮屑，很难做到。
Instructions
Bags and sheets for evidence collection
Swabs for collecting fluids from the lips, cheeks, thighs, vagina, anus, and
buttocks
Blood collection devices
Comb used to collect hair and fiber from the victim’s body
Clear glass slides
Envelopes for preserving the victim’s clothes, head hair, pubic hair, and
blood samples
Nail pick for scraping debris from beneath the nails
White sheets to catch physi... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 5 发信人: pointer (碰一个), 信区: Queer
标 题: 这个新闻火爆
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 8 01:39:35 2010, 美东)
原来wrestling里面还可以名正言顺使用fingering的， 长见识了
Authorities Say Teen Committed Sex Crime During Wrestling Practice
Below:
NBCLosAngeles.com
A court trial was scheduled to start Thursday in Fresno County to determine
if a high school wrestler committed a sex crime during a wrestling practice
match.
The teenager was a former Buchanan High School senior who was expelled after
an incident on the wrestling mats. He faces ... 阅读全帖 |
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j****e
发帖数: 12067 | 6 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 来纽约3周年纪念
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 00:32:49 2011, 美东)
多少次曾经缠绵在这里，
几多甜美回忆。
又多少次曾经迷失在这里，
几多彷徨。
纽约！纽约！
你带给我希望，又带走它，
你拿走了我的热情，却没还给我。
我总算可以自称是纽约客，可以对新奇的事情不屑一顾，可以在7号地铁里小睡一会，
可以在时代广场忽略周围拍照的游客，也可以半夜在FDR开到60迈稍微吹吹风，或者临
晨游走在唐人街的大街小巷看无家可归者醉倒在公寓楼门口。这个都市就像一颗心脏，
不知疲觉的跳动着，每天把无数人的记忆抖落在哈得孙河。
— 都说纽约是天堂，可是这里却不住着天使
曼哈顿的每一个角落，每一个公园，都蜷缩着无家可归者。有一次我参加市府的一个调
查项目，半夜去找那些无家可归者登记，除了酒鬼和吸毒者，给我记忆较深刻的是一个
大约50岁左右的华人。他思路清晰讲话平和，穿的却破破烂烂的，推着一个小购物车，
里面全是瓶瓶罐罐的废品。我和他交谈中... 阅读全帖 |
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j****e
发帖数: 12067 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: joycee (乔一乔二乔三乔四), 信区: Joke
标 题: NYC,Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 17:23:45 2011, 美东)
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Re: 来纽约3周年纪念
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 14:05:48 2011, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the... 阅读全帖 |
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b*******e
发帖数: 554 | 8 IC you are having an affair with a plumber, no wonder, you are a faggot!
Now I understand why you are so sissy. take good care of your anus, you are
gonna use it for two purposes. |
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f********a
发帖数: 367 | 9 that's because people know racism when they see it. And most people know
Kimmel episode, chinese people just have a bug in their anus somehow. Now
when there's some real ignorant racism going on, they know it's not cool.
Just like the Lien motorcycle episode. Many retarded twisted chinese people
here blame Lien, while common sense would dictate that it was outrageous on
the part of the motorcycle gangs.
wait, u think it's because of ur stupid protests??!!! what a self pompous
mitch!!!
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g*******a
发帖数: 31586 | 10 ***I’m anal.***
不是“我是屁眼。”的意思。没错，anal 的字面意思的确是“肛门的”，比如anal
sex 肛交。但I’m anal却是“我有洁癖”的意思。
[剑桥辞典] 对anal的定义：a. (= anal retentive) 整洁成癖的；过分注重细节的
describes someone who is too worried about being organized and tidy (Also
anally retentive) 例句：
1. We are all aware of his anal fondness for filing.
我们都知道他极度热衷整理文件的怪癖。
2. “Why are you folding clothes?”“Because I'm anal.”
“你为啥叠衣服？”“因为我有洁癖。”
3. Don't you think Adrian's a bit anally retentive? Look how obsessively
orderly everything is in his garage.
你不觉得阿德里安有点洁... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 11 他的电脑就对着我。 然后我每次抬头， 就看到他cranking out code， 一堆一堆的
。 我写一行， 就像trying to push out a really big turd from my tight anus。
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f********a
发帖数: 367 | 12 就是有点想大便， 然后poo 有点顶着我的anus。 然后那种感觉， 有一点像sex时那
种orgasmic但还没orgasm的感觉。。。 |
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m*****i
发帖数: 1222 | 13 【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
发信人: chinabbsdad (张果老他爹), 信区: Movie
标 题: 恭喜《建党伟业》荣登IMDB 100 List (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 26 09:15:30 2011, 美东)
当然是倒数的，
虽然诸位小将拼命刷10分，可是到现在还是只有2.2分，荣登IMDB Bottom 100
第70位，险胜71位的电影《肛门杀手》
70. 2.2 Beginning of the Great Revival (2011) 4,170
71. 2.2 Anus Magillicutty (2003)
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
bottom 100 #70 | See the Bottom 100 movies as voted by our users. |
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S*********g
发帖数: 24893 | 14 Sodomy
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/) is any non-penile/vaginal copulation-like
act, such as oral or anal sex, or sex between a person and an animal.[1] The
word is derived from the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in chapters 18 and 19
of the Book of Genesis in the Bible.[1] So-called "sodomy laws" in many
countries criminalized not only these behaviors, but other disfavored sexual
activities as well, but in the Western world, many of these laws have been
ove... 阅读全帖 |
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P***A
发帖数: 483 | 15 Procotology /Procotologist.
A specialist to treat disorders of the colon, rectum, and anus. |
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d******n
发帖数: 12850 | 17 “Sign the original deal Morey presented. Why allow him to up the ante to
spite us? That revised offer is specifically designed to cause Dolan to pay
out the anus since Morey understands he fully intends to match any Lin offer.
Lin is allowing Morey to play his eventual employer. Morey doesn't even
wholeheartedly believe in Lin's abilities. He's cut him once and now why isn
't he offering 4yrs guaranteed? The originaly offer had a 4th year team
option and the current offer has no 4th year to spea... 阅读全帖 |
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C******a
发帖数: 558 | 18 LOL,评论也很搞笑：
Anus recognition bike seat, it wont go until the right ass is in the seat. |
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b****l
发帖数: 23606 | 19 松到一定程度就要收紧了吧
看片很多女人的anus能伸进去一只手，我想男的应该也可以吧 |
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N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 21 大多数英文媒体说的是tore the anus |
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N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 24 你看看，你转进了多少次
先是说实习生听见的是work ass off，然后有人给你找了tore anus的英文报导
然后你说人都是野鸡报导，不是yahoo之类；
然后人又给你找了正规网站，你又说hp和yahoo不靠谱；
最后我给你espn brazil，你还要跟记者对质
保留意见。最直接的办法是抓一个跟队记者当面对质。 |
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I******8
发帖数: 3174 | 25 如果用的是西语，或者是葡语的话，难道那两种语言里关于“老子很辛苦”的说法也和
屁股有关？不然怎么会提供英语里误传的可能？
如果是英语的话，直接引用"tore my anus," 显然想表达的不是"I have worked my
ass off"的意思。 |
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A********y
发帖数: 1649 | 28 Aries/1st house:
head, brain, eyes, face, muscles, pineal gland;anything to do with the head.
Headache, migraine, sinus problems, head colds, nosebleeds, fever,
inflammation, haemorrhage, high blood pressure, eruptions, burns, scalds,
insect bites and stings.
Taurus/2nd house:
neck, throat, thyroid gland, larynx, chin, lower jaw, ears,
tongue, vocal chords, jugular vein, tonsils;
anything to do with the throat or neck, sore throat, stiff neck, tension,
excess weight, under-active thyroid gland
G... 阅读全帖 |
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j*a
发帖数: 14423 | 29 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: brihand (brihand), 信区: Military
标 题: 美国司法部修改强奸的定义：include men as victims
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 6 15:35:29 2012, 美东)
(CNN) -- The Justice Department announced Friday it is revising a decades-
old definition of rape to expand the kinds of offenses that constitute the
crime and for the first time, include men as victims.
Now, any kind of nonconsensual penetration, no matter the gender of the
attacker or victim, will constitute rape -- meaning that attacks on men wi... 阅读全帖 |
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n***y
发帖数: 15001 | 30 your lips much better than Jolie...
her lips like....
chicken anus.. |
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p*****e
发帖数: 148 | 31 见图。
在一个农家的摊上买的，小小的很不起眼（图中有和鸡蛋的大小对比），名字很怪，记
不清了，好
像是H开头的，旁边的价格牌子上农家专门写了“hot"，3刀一磅，散发着一种有些类似
奶油的很独特的气味。（后来觉得可能是辣素过于聚集而产生的气味）
起初很不以为然，心想肯德基的hot wing还叫hot呢，但那个能叫辣吗？美国人的辣点
实在是太低了！所以随手就抓了几把回去，炒菜时也用了不少，完全就是把它当bell
pepper来用的。
但这小辣椒的辣在洗菜时就开始显现了：用热水洗的时候，脸，眼睛，鼻子都能直接感
觉到一股呛人的辣味，洗的过程中手抹了一把脸，结果整个脸火辣辣了一整夜，而手则
一直火辣到了第二天下午。
炒菜时因为放的比较多，整个菜辣的简直吃起来就像受刑，不停的鼻涕眼泪，用了一打
卫生纸。当把那个辣椒咽下的时候，嗓子眼会被辣的有一种发麻的感觉，然后等麻的感
觉过了之后，才是开始感觉到辣。
下边这段可能有些不雅，但也足以说明小辣椒有多辣：第二天晚上当前一天的食物被排
泄的时候，anus都能明显地感到火辣辣的。（也可能是前一天吃的小辣椒有点多）
如果你碰到它，不要被它的外表所迷惑。 |
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M*****g
发帖数: 1054 | 32 来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 还没想好 我在背下学期的课，想给学生讲Anthony Bourdain.读他的quotes，简直象听摇滚乐一
样, 叫人想起凯鲁亚克:
1. Food that’s too safe, too pasteurized, too healthy – it’s bad! There
should be some risk, like unpasteurized cheese. Food is about rot, and decay
, and fermentation….as much as it is also about freshness.
2. Margarine? That’s not food. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter? I can. If
you’re planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now,
because I won’t be able to help you.
3. I wanted adventures. I wanted to go up th... 阅读全帖 |
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C******t
发帖数: 257 | 34 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
liucarl (盛笑笑) 于 (Thu Jul 21 22:22:42 2011, 美东) 提到:
加州一直以前卫著称，正面的前卫比如高科技，我们从美西搬到美东，这一点深有体会
。同样是美国，硅谷的先进真的是展现在具体生活的细节中，举个例子，刚到美东，去
图书馆就发现这里的借还图书都是人工处理，硅谷大部分图书馆都是电子扫描自动处理。
前卫的负面或者说有些不舒服的地方呢，比如加州对同性恋一直走在大部分州对此的观
念之前。记得大约两年前，加州有人试图让同性恋结婚合法化，引起很多保守派和宗教
团体的有组织的抗议。那时我所认识的相同或不同教会的兄弟姐妹几乎都统一口径说“
为了我们孩子的将来”我们坚决反对同性恋。曾经在居住的小城里看见同性恋者高举着
牌子寻求他们的权益，我问身旁的两个孩子对此有何看法，当时是一个小学生和一个初
中的的一女一子对我说这些人应该得到他们的自由和权力。我的“上帝不喜悦”和为人
父母为子女担忧之说显然对在加州那样前卫开放的环境中长大的孩子是苍白无力的。
近来看了一部电影《Kids ... 阅读全帖 |
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z*****n
发帖数: 7639 | 35 【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: mbimbi (敌杀死), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: 恭喜《建党伟业》荣登IMDB 100 List
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 25 01:46:27 2011, 美东)
可惜是倒数的，
虽然诸位小将拼命刷10分，可是到现在还是只有2.2分，荣登IMDB Bottom 100
第70位，险胜71位的电影《肛门杀手》
70. 2.2 Beginning of the Great Revival (2011) 4,170
71. 2.2 Anus Magillicutty (2003)
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
bottom 100 #70 | See the Bottom 100 movies as voted by our users. |
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c*********d
发帖数: 9770 | 36 【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: mbimbi (敌杀死), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: 恭喜《建党伟业》荣登IMDB 100 List
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 25 01:46:27 2011, 美东)
可惜是倒数的，
虽然诸位小将拼命刷10分，可是到现在还是只有2.2分，荣登IMDB Bottom 100
第70位，险胜71位的电影《肛门杀手》
70. 2.2 Beginning of the Great Revival (2011) 4,170
71. 2.2 Anus Magillicutty (2003)
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
bottom 100 #70 | See the Bottom 100 movies as voted by our users. |
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k**********i
发帖数: 8706 | 37 They hate us cause they anus |
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r*********n
发帖数: 13992 | 40 一直没弄明白，这种冲水的对男同志没啥影响，毕竟anus离JJ远，但是女同志各个窟窿
离的近，会不会造成交叉污染？ |
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z********6
发帖数: 852 | 42 please recommend a std specialist then. i got herpes from screwing ur anus |
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m****i
发帖数: 3406 | 43 【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: mbimbi (敌杀死), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: 恭喜《建党伟业》荣登IMDB 100 List
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 25 01:46:27 2011, 美东)
可惜是倒数的，
虽然诸位小将拼命刷10分，可是到现在还是只有2.2分，荣登IMDB Bottom 100
第70位，险胜71位的电影《肛门杀手》
70. 2.2 Beginning of the Great Revival (2011) 4,170
71. 2.2 Anus Magillicutty (2003)
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
bottom 100 #70 | See the Bottom 100 movies as voted by our users. |
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C**V
发帖数: 2198 | 44 也不对.从火星来的30岁就是两千多天了,说不定是地球火星之间尚未发现的一个行星
但是基本上可以确定韩寒是30地球岁
30地球年显然不是15000地球日
所以唯一的解释是 30地球年等于15000个X星日
可以算出来一个X星日=30*365.25/15000=0.73个地球日
已知一个天王星日=0.71833个地球日,误差小于百分之二!!!
靠,韩寒是从天王星来的?
but wait, there's more!
韩寒说他还有七个月才三十岁,那就是说
一个X星日=(30*365.25-210)/15000=0.7165个地球日,误差仅千分之二!!!!
holy shit!
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
Hanhan is from Uranus!!!
韩粉们,你们再好好想想,韩寒是不是来自UR ANUS???
holy shit!!! |
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s******e
发帖数: 91 | 45 【 以下文字转载自 MusicPlayer 讨论区 】
发信人: siouxsie (siouxsie), 信区: MusicPlayer
标 题: 说实话本版吉他＋鼓的水平有比得过我的么？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 28 01:21:37 2015, 美东)
guitar and drum only
http://soundcloud.com/ldy_fl_usa/anus-guitar-drum
本人吉他水平和敲鼓水平的最高展现 |
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E*******e
发帖数: 1309 | 46 华人饶舌乐人Ph Dragon发布的饶舌歌《Meet the Sucker》，回敬两年前YG发布的煽动
对华裔抢劫Meet the Flockers
视频地址
lyrics
Yo YG
now the Chinese neighborhood find you
And you gon taste your own shit
Verse
What goes around comes around
checking out youtube, look here what I found
lil punk ass n*gga rappin' about robbin' Chinese
with some detailed scheme, sounds like a n*gga's dream
c'mon I know you got jealous all you fellows wanna feel us
come and tell us you the illest you the realest gonna kill us, shit!
n*ggas wanna be rich, wh... 阅读全帖 |
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