O*****g
发帖数: 1257 | 1 From theONION
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some
4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for
change.
"The time for change is now," said the black guy, yelling at everyone within
earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change. "
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发帖数: 2777 | 2 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/olympic_rifleman
ZIRAKPUR, INDIA桝bhinav Bindra, the gold medal winner of the 10-meter air
rifle event at the Beijing Olympics, revealed Wednesday that he supplements
his income by providing his marksmanship services to firing squads. "It's
certainly not as challenging as Olympic-level shooting, but the money is
good, you get to travel, and the hours are great," said Bindra, who received
$5,000 from the Indian government last Thursday for executing a Pa |
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C*****H
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dumbCoder (HumbleCoder) 于 (Tue Jan 15 13:53:47 2013, 美东) 提到:
经常看到有怀疑古希腊文明有水分的帖子
http://bbs.tianya.cn/post-no01-458848-1.shtml
我是菜鸟，请版上高人指点。
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yenite (燕岭悲歌) 于 (Tue Jan 15 16:11:29 2013, 美东) 提到:
呵呵，要怀疑先看看原著吧，否则会闹些特洛伊不是希腊的笑话。。。
btw，为啥国内突然兴起了一股质疑希腊罗马的风气，而且还是一帮对希腊罗马没啥了
解的人？
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maywind (五月风) 于 (Tue Jan 15 16:31:59 2013, 美东) 提到:
这叫两手都要硬
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发帖数: 14642 | 10 是不是theonion那传出来的啊
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发帖数: 7039 | 11 网文：共济会为支持西方民主冒认和伪造希腊文明
wanshi
最近西方一些历史学家认为，由于找不到“合适"的文献和古迹来支持曾经存在一个先
进的希腊文明，西方（共济会）在冷战期间指示一些学者伪造了大量的希腊文献和物品
。而这样做的理由是，为了给西方的民主文明寻找一个历史上的源头。以下是原文：
http://www.theonion.com/articles/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks,18209/
Scholars apologize for attributing Western democracy to a make-believe
civilization.
Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient GreeksOctober 7, 2010 | ISSUE 46?
40
WASHINGTON—A group of leading historians held a press conference Monday
at the National Geographic Society t... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1436 | 12 ft, theonion就是美国版的钓鱼站。
还真有人把它的东西当正经新闻啊。
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发帖数: 1436 | 13 whatever。 任何一个引用theonion的人都和相信张十迈的人一样没脑子。 |
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发帖数: 10087 | 17 http://www.theonion.com/article/single-unemployed-mother-leechi
WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the system and giving nothing back in return
, local unemployed, single mother Mei Xiang reportedly gave birth to two
more children out of wedlock this week and continued to pathetically leech
off the government. “This lazy freeloader was already depending on the
government to take care of her other kids, and then she has the nerve to pop
out a couple more? Unbelievable,” said Arlington, VA resident Ev... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1709 | 23 Woman Didn’t Know Progress On Toxic Masculinity Would Turn Boyfriend Into
Such A Weepy Little Pansy
https://local.theonion.com/woman-didn-t-know-progress-on-toxic-masculinity-
would-t-1831869468?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main&utm_
medium=SocialMarketing
“Christ, I know the dope is trying to be conscious of the effects of his
words and actions and to be more open and honest with his emotions, but
there’s got to be a limit,” said Kittleson of her boyfriend Shane Magnusen
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发帖数: 7918 | 27 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/china_strong
China Strong
July 20, 2009 | Issue 45•30
* Thank God The Year Of The Monkey Is Over 03.02.05
* Chinese Womens' Paralympic Team Under Investigation For Having Arms,
Legs 09.11.08
NEW YORK—According to all sources, the People's Republic of China is strong
. The nation is united, the military unmatched, the economy vibrant, and the
people ever joyful. Similarly correct sources verified that China has
always been triumphant.
In other ne |
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发帖数: 6327 | 28 洋葱(the onion)的一篇讽刺文
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_modifies_yes_we_can_message
COLUMBIA, SC—In a nationally televised speech Friday, Democratic
presidential candidate Barack Obama altered his vision of a unified America
to exclude Dayton, OH loser Nate Walsh.
According to Obama, the 32-year-old Walsh, who has lived with his parents
intermittently since receiving his associate's degree in 2001 and still does
not have a credit card in his own name, no longer figures into the senator'
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发帖数: 10087 | 32 http://www.theonion.com/article/single-unemployed-mother-leechi
WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the system and giving nothing back in return
, local unemployed, single mother Mei Xiang reportedly gave birth to two
more children out of wedlock this week and continued to pathetically leech
off the government. “This lazy freeloader was already depending on the
government to take care of her other kids, and then she has the nerve to pop
out a couple more? Unbelievable,” said Arlington, VA resident Ev... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1709 | 34 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren3 (), 信区: Military
标 题: 美国女人对伪娘受不了了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 18 18:20:24 2019, 美东)
Woman Didn’t Know Progress On Toxic Masculinity Would Turn Boyfriend Into
Such A Weepy Little Pansy
https://local.theonion.com/woman-didn-t-know-progress-on-toxic-masculinity-
would-t-1831869468?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main&utm_
medium=SocialMarketing
“Christ, I know the dope is trying to be conscious of the effects of his
words and actions and to be m... 阅读全帖 |
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brmj (brmj) 于 (Sat Aug 1 19:33:32 2009, 美东) 提到:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/apple_claims_new_iphone_only?utm_source
=a-section
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gogopanda (地上天下 我最强大) 于 (Sat Aug 1 19:35:42 2009, 美东) 提到:
厉害,
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NeoEgg (兼程不顾) 于 (Sat Aug 1 19:43:41 2009, 美东) 提到:
can only be seen by the company's hippest and most dedicated customers.
好像有诡异门槛。。。？
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发帖数: 998 | 38 Is this a joke?
http://www.theonion.com/article/jeff-bezos-assures-amazon-emplo
SEATTLE—In response to accusations of an abusive workplace environment,
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos assured employees Tuesday that the company’s human
resources staff was working 100 hours a week to address their complaints. “
I’ve heard your grievances, and I promise that HR is toiling 16 hours a day
, plus weekends, until the problem is solved,” read a company-wide email
from Bezos, who promised that members of the human... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10218 | 46 I was counting how many days before the Onion does a piece on this.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-apologizes-to-nations-1
“First and foremost, I would like to offer a heartfelt apology to all the
whores, junkies, bums, and grime-covered derelicts out there who make up
nearly half our nation,” a visibly contrite and solemn Romney said outside
a campaign stop at a local high school. “Let me assure you that I in no way
meant to offend any of the putrid-smelling, barefoot masses out there.... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4391 | 47 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mlb_adjusts_drug_policy_to
NEW YORK—Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig announced a new
policy on performance-enhancing substances Wednesday that is expected to
help former slugger David Ortiz, currently batting a dismal .203, to come
out of his slump and return as a league-leading batter. "We have amended the
rules of the game to allow David [Ortiz] to use any performance enhancer he
can find, as baseball is pretty boring when he's not hittin |
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a*****i
发帖数: 4391 | 48 Outfielders Take Knee, Infielders Move Up In New 'Jason Varitek Shift'
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/outfielders_take_knee
BOSTON—As the 2009 baseball season progresses, major-league managers are
defending against Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek by employing what they call
the "Varitek Shift," a defensive maneuver in which infielders move up past
the pitcher's mound and outfielders take a knee and relax. "It's very
effective," Minnesota Twins manager Ron Gardenhire told reporters. "I |
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发帖数: 4391 | 49
你们不会连著名的theonion都不知道吧。。。 |
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