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d*****l
发帖数: 8441 | 2 你听力可能有些问题，添油加醋了。
根本没有“Again”，是"am"的重读。
是“rocks”而不是"quacks"
“better essentialized socialist economy” 还是 “better than centralized
socialist economy"? 应当是“Why is tofu better than centralized socialist
economy?"
什么毛时代啦、异质啦，你就捏把。
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e****g
发帖数: 2080 | 3 5. In my childhood memories,I was totally ruined by my childhood.
要是这样的话就不好笑了，其实他说的是 my childhood memories are totally
ruined by my childhood
6.When I was in Elementary School,as part of the curriculum, I had to work
in the rice paddy right next to a quarry where they used explosives to bring
quacks,
我听着也就是where they used explosives to break rocks，不知道bring quack你是
怎么想出来的。
7. why is tofu better essentialized socialist economy?"(laugh) so five
minutes
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d*****l
发帖数: 8441 | 4 desmond听力可能有些问题，而且为理论而理论、以己度人、添油加醋了。
根本没有“Again”，是"am"的重读。“I am invited ..."
是“rocks”而不是"quacks"
“better essentialized socialist economy” 应当是“Why is tofu better than
centralized socialist
economy?"
什么毛时代啦、异质啦，你就捏吧。
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g***j
发帖数: 248 | 5 下面这一段为什么觉得好笑呢，就算是中文我也不觉得好笑。。。
现场怎么笑这么多次：
"When I was in elementary school,as part of the curriculum, I had
to work in a rice paddy right next to a quarry where they use explosives to
break rocks. And that was when I learned light travels fast than sound,
which is almost as slow as a flying rock. My dad was a grumpy guy, but
occasionally he would cheer me up with jokes. But he doesn't do it right.
When I was seven one day he said to me, "Hey, son,why is tofu better than
centralized socialist econ |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 6 hey, again,
why tofu is better than centralized socialism economy?
They |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 7 "Hey son, why is tofu better than centralized socialist economy?”
“Why?”
“Because I said so!”
- joe wong |
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j******s
发帖数: 1096 | 8 The division of the human family into its two distinct branches occurred
some 10,000 years ago, a few hundred years after the flood... Humans
coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
In the pivotal event of societal evolution, beer was invented. This epochal
innovation was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion
of the great bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain,... 阅读全帖 |
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h****z
发帖数: 1996 | 9 Full lyrics:
Asian girl, She's my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, You're my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, She's my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, You're my Asian girl
I love your sticky rice
Butt fucking all night
Korean barbecue
Bitch I love you
I love your creamy yellow thighs
Ooh you're slanted eyes
It's the Year of the Dragon
Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'
Asian girl, You're's my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, She's my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, She's my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, ... 阅读全帖 |
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k**f
发帖数: 301 | 10 A History Lesson
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/
gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would
go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer
and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the
beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the
catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two dis... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 11 San Francisco Raises Minimum Wage 14%, Guess How Chipotle Responded?
Michael Cantrell
July 7, 2015 12:16 pm
For some odd reason you just can’t seem to get it through the left’s thick
skull that raising the minimum wage isn’t going to make poor people
wealthier or stimulate the local economy.
They never listen to reason, nor do they pay attention to statistics that
clearly demonstrate hiking the minimum wage usually spells economic disaster
and increases poverty.
Take what Chipotle is doing in Sa... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****0
发帖数: 559 | 12 难道民主党的show就不辱华了？这个show算个P，影响力比得上Oscar不？要说这种TV/
Radio show，那所有的都是辱华。提到跟中国相关的任何东西都是负面。chinaman,
chink, tofu hanker, 什么侮辱性词汇都有。跟左派还是右派无关，想找个不辱华的都
难。赫赫。哪个党派的头头也不会去谴责。正好说明一件事，美国的政治正确不包括华
人。或者可以说歧视华人才是政治正确。 |
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l******c
发帖数: 2555 | 13 Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz told supporters at a rally on Saturday that
Democrats wanted to make Texas like California and listed off a few things
as stereotypical staples of the blue state.
"We are seeing tens of millions of dollars flooding into the state of Texas
from liberals all over the country who desperately want to turn the state of
Texas blue," Cruz said. "They want us to be just like California, right
down to tofu and silicon and dyed hair." |
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g******t
发帖数: 18158 | 16 Build a wall around Texas, and California will pay for it!
California,
cruz-
Texas |
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t**********r
发帖数: 882 | 17 一个吃soy，一个吃牛排，你选哪个？
California,
cruz-
Texas |
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m*******p
发帖数: 1978 | 19 老黄历了，现在床舔要搞高难度的，两个肛都要同时舔。 |
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M***s
发帖数: 8769 | 20 http://www.despair.com/toyota.html
Toyota开始造T-shirt了！！
Use coupon code HELPICANTSTOPMOVINGFORWARD for 25% off
$15.95
XXL 3X L + $2
我个人认为应该写
Want Mapo Tofu? Get A Toyota! |
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u***8
发帖数: 1581 | 23 和开车习惯还有开车路线也很有关系，开车比较猛（
It is driving a car. Not driving a tofu!! |
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g********d
发帖数: 19244 | 24 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
BMW650 (whoami) 于 (Fri Apr 12 01:08:45 2013, 美东) 提到:
老哥的ID你知道了是欧粉。但老哥欧车日车都DIY过，朋友亲戚的也帮修过。结论是这
二十一世纪的造车技术，保养好了，碰到烂车真不容易。欧车的驾驶感觉，安全性应该
是不争的。但老中们总黑欧车的reliability，归根结底是一些买欧车的WSN老中要那个
谱，却不舍得花那个钱。
我用见过的实例来给你们分析看看。。
1. 点明让你有91号汽油，为剩那点油钱，非加87，号称开着没多大区别。到时候
engine，fuel injector 出问题了，怪车不好。
2. 烤罗拉可以去walmart 换个油。欧车不愿去那种地方，太没面子，又怕人给弄坏。
dealer又太贵，就能拖一天是一天，尼玛最后engine出毛病，怪车不好。
3. Air filter， sparkplug，radiator fluid 该换就要换。一是不知道，二是舍不得
，又是一个拖。。
4. 三，四万迈了要换brake fluid，很... 阅读全帖 |
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n******7
发帖数: 12463 | 25
跟firm的还是soft的tofu比？是不是别人抱着你孩子抖一抖，就抖成豆腐脑了？ |
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n***s
发帖数: 10056 | 26 Whoever recommends RAV4 must be OP's enemy, LOL.
Poor crash test on passenger side, tofu rear end.
If you want to recommend Toyota SUV, I would go with 4Runner. |
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发帖数: 1 | 28 关键字: Farmingon MI (Metro Detroit),租房
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Apr 28 17:13:52 2017, 美东)
小区叫做Farmington Oaks,zip code 48336.Studio位于三层公寓的三楼，非常安静，
楼里有电梯。有简单家具和厨房用品。
Studio的房型很少，整个小区只有两间，1b1b价格一般1年lease都在1000以上。租期到
12月，如果take over lease,一次性给200 incentive. 也接受暑假短租的sublease。
周边环境：开车2分钟到Kroger，楼下plaza就是正宗韩餐Tofu House。开车到costco
10分钟，亚洲超市one world market 10分钟，12oaks mall 10分钟。
不太看站短，请微信173323212 |
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s***8
发帖数: 1136 | 29 firm tofu
放在开放的冰柜里，和 cheese 一起。
一和 3。59 刀。纸盒，里面有3塑料盒。 |
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s***8
发帖数: 1136 | 30 本版经常有人要找块豆腐撞，这下有了，还是 firm tofu。 |
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f*****r
发帖数: 678 | 31 告诉丫，
u r more than welcome to come over. I'll serve up some delicious
home-made stinky tofu 2 u . |
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b*******m
发帖数: 193 | 32 en, costco.Also buy tofu there |
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D*******0
发帖数: 4476 | 34 3. fresh and fun. Once get some experience, it is easy. You can also make
Tofu. |
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k****n
发帖数: 8684 | 35 【 以下文字转载自 FleaMarket 讨论区 】
发信人: kinson (一戒一持), 信区: FleaMarket
标 题: 纽约见闻，见识了。呵呵。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 22 20:44:02 2011, 美东)
下午去使馆办护照，寒风中一条长龙队，仗着儿子小挤到了前排，溜进去了。
里边下层人满为患，上层更是人山人海。空气污浊。
评三寸不烂之舌找蛇头抢到了前排，正窃喜，被告知不能换护照，有移民倾向。再烂的
舌头也感动不了里边神色木然的大姐，只好含恨离开。
宾馆不错，离使馆近，准备明天再换个策略继续try, tmd, 换个中国护照已经类似于当
年来美国的签证，得准备不同的问题和答案了。太伤爱国的心了。555
晚上去32th st #17， try "tofu house", 朋友推荐的，结果可能点错了，豆腐不好吃
，拌饭很好吃，呵呵。
哄娃睡觉很快。
无聊下楼右拐，就近钻进一个店，靠，满眼的裸人画报，成人dvd亚，老黑用另一种眼
神看俺，但还是应头皮小声问：来个 camel crush. 回曰：没有，前边一家店。
然后出来走进下一家店：我靠agai... 阅读全帖 |
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k****n
发帖数: 8684 | 37 好像那个也是bcd tofu, organic de. but the thing is i might order the wrong
one, 没味，清淡，适合女声。又不敢点辣的。只能眼看着别的桌子们红红的砂锅，吃
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t****i
发帖数: 405 | 41 You need n wholefood coupons if you buy n tofu. |
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d*********r
发帖数: 11979 | 42 you evil doctor sell tofu at meat price |
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m*****u
发帖数: 19562 | 43 organic tofu is more expensive than chicken. |
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M********i
发帖数: 4082 | 46
co-ask tofu deal.
more than staples stores I have been to.... |
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d*********r
发帖数: 11979 | 47 2015年八月央视 G点访谈 节目报道了一位催人泪下的故事。节目的名字叫“舒妓的故
事”， 讲的是一位纽约中央公园附近努力工作的名叫舒服的站街女。一日,有位操英语
的东北大哥询价，舒服回答说“草地十块，开房一百”。大哥说： cum one hundred
（来一百？），舒服大喜曰： 大哥好情调！ 大哥说： “情调个P， 草地十次！” 舒
服心中大惊，可是多年职业道德告诉她， 决不能拒载。是夜，公园里月明星稀，乌鹊
南飞，松榛浓郁，青草悠悠，情调颇好！初时好不疼痛，两三遍过后，便觉快活，怎料
大哥雄风难振，只好作罢。看着浓浓夜色，心想百元变三十，舒服心中遗憾。可大哥就
是大哥，一诺千金，掏出十张十块，扣下公园门票十元，递上九十。舒服感动得直掉泪
，真是人间自有真情在，满满都是正能量啊！节目播出后，这位大哥顿成网络红人，人
称草地90哥，大哥偏爱英文，就成了 CD90。
CD的本名非常武侠： 春日旭！少时，CD曾找人算命运前程，算命先生笑而不答。很久
人们才了解名中奥秘： 三人日，日九日！真是人如其名，名如其人，人名合一，天下
无敌！CD喜独处，亦喜群居。CD的护士群，少说也有三五千人，终... 阅读全帖 |
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p********a
发帖数: 6437 | 49 师妹向u哭诉?
u ass must take the chance to "get oil" or "eat tofu" |
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p********a
发帖数: 6437 | 50 师妹向u哭诉?
u ass must take the chance to "get oil" or "eat tofu" |
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