w******g
发帖数: 2047 | 1 Customer: "I can't get a signal"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 is taking purple pictures!"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong!"
Customer: "I'm holding it right but the sun is purple"
Apple: "Then the Sun is wrong!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 is being scuffed easily"
Apple:"You're scuffing it wrong!"
Customer: "My iPHone 5 can't connect to my WIFI network"
Apple:"Your network is wrong!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5's screen looks yellow"
Apple:"Your eyes are wrong, have them checked!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 gave me inaccurate directions!"
Apple:"Your city is wrong" | l**n
发帖数: 7272 | 2 Nice try. Poor customers keep generating good jokes.
Android Customer: "I can't get a signal"
Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
, power up your machine"
Android Customer: "I lost my wifi connection."
Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
, power up your machine"
Wait! Is there really any support? Let us see how Samsung doing. LOL
http://www.customerservicescoreboard.com/Samsung
【在 w******g 的大作中提到】
: Customer: "I can't get a signal"
: Apple: "You're holding it wrong"
: Customer: "My iPhone 5 is taking purple pictures!"
: Apple: "You're holding it wrong!"
: Customer: "I'm holding it right but the sun is purple"
: Apple: "Then the Sun is wrong!"
: Customer: "My iPhone 5 is being scuffed easily"
: Apple:"You're scuffing it wrong!"
: Customer: "My iPHone 5 can't connect to my WIFI network"
: Apple:"Your network is wrong!"
| w******g
发帖数: 2047 | 3 at least they told me to open the back cover…
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【在 l**n 的大作中提到】
: Nice try. Poor customers keep generating good jokes.
: Android Customer: "I can't get a signal"
: Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
: , power up your machine"
: Android Customer: "I lost my wifi connection."
: Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
: , power up your machine"
: Wait! Is there really any support? Let us see how Samsung doing. LOL
: http://www.customerservicescoreboard.com/Samsung
| l**n
发帖数: 7272 | 4 I thought that you would like to HOLD an Android device without any movement
. "
open the back cover" requires a hand motion.
Anyway, I like your jokes. Do you feel better now?
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