c******n
发帖数: 590 | 1 是从朋友的blog上摘录过来的。
之一：
一日和几同事一起在P.F.Chan （美式中餐连锁店）吃饭。一人指着菜单上的peking
duck说，so Peking is a city, right? 答曰是。How about Kongpao（宫保鸡丁的宫
保）, another city? 当场晕倒
之二：
话说滨州的偏远小镇，人烟稀少，交通落后，中国人自然比较少。一日，朋友的朋友一
行几人路过此地，见路边孩童玩耍。小孩见有人，停下观看。几位过客遂停之，与孩童
对话，当然用英语。突见小孩惊恐万分，拔腿就跑，一边跑一边喊，Mom, they speak
our language! |
x*******i
发帖数: 1237 | 2 第二则没看懂@.@
speak
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: 是从朋友的blog上摘录过来的。
: 之一：
: 一日和几同事一起在P.F.Chan （美式中餐连锁店）吃饭。一人指着菜单上的peking
: duck说，so Peking is a city, right? 答曰是。How about Kongpao（宫保鸡丁的宫
: 保）, another city? 当场晕倒
: 之二：
: 话说滨州的偏远小镇，人烟稀少，交通落后，中国人自然比较少。一日，朋友的朋友一
: 行几人路过此地，见路边孩童玩耍。小孩见有人，停下观看。几位过客遂停之，与孩童
: 对话，当然用英语。突见小孩惊恐万分，拔腿就跑，一边跑一边喊，Mom, they speak
: our language!
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c******n
发帖数: 590 | 3 啊？哪里没看懂啊？
第一则一般，但第二则太搞笑了，当时差点一口饭没喷出来，呵呵。
【在 x*******i 的大作中提到】
: 第二则没看懂@.@
:
: speak
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p*********e
发帖数: 32207 | 4 嗯...这个让我想起eraser里面,schwarzenegger驾着一顶降落山落在一个junk yard
问跑过来看热闹的小女孩儿问"where am i?"
结果得到的回答是"Earth"...
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: 啊？哪里没看懂啊？
: 第一则一般，但第二则太搞笑了，当时差点一口饭没喷出来，呵呵。
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c******n
发帖数: 590 | 5 哈哈，这个也很搞笑。eraser中文名叫什么？
【在 p*********e 的大作中提到】
: 嗯...这个让我想起eraser里面,schwarzenegger驾着一顶降落山落在一个junk yard
: 问跑过来看热闹的小女孩儿问"where am i?"
: 结果得到的回答是"Earth"...
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p*********e
发帖数: 32207 | 6 "蒸发密令"
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，这个也很搞笑。eraser中文名叫什么？
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c******n
发帖数: 590 | 7 哦，听过，不记得看过没，呵呵。
【在 p*********e 的大作中提到】
: "蒸发密令"
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r*****e
发帖数: 7853 | 8 第二个太好笑了，怎么没看懂？
【在 x*******i 的大作中提到】
: 第二则没看懂@.@
:
: speak
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l******g
发帖数: 338 | 9 An elderly Florida lady (over 55) did her shopping and, upon returning to
her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the
top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the
car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and got into the driver's |
y***p
发帖数: 1604 | 10 hahaha...
the
ran
the
she
【在 l******g 的大作中提到】
: An elderly Florida lady (over 55) did her shopping and, upon returning to
: her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
: dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the
: top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the
: car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
: like mad.
: The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
: back of the car and got into the driver's
|
m******g
发帖数: 17798 | 11 haha,真好笑,跟新概念英语的风格挺象
the
ran
the
she
【在 l******g 的大作中提到】
: An elderly Florida lady (over 55) did her shopping and, upon returning to
: her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
: dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the
: top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the
: car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
: like mad.
: The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
: back of the car and got into the driver's
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