g******n
发帖数: 53185 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 LosAngeles 讨论区 】
发信人: deezee88 (Dee), 信区: LosAngeles
标 题: Re: 作为加州人，我很鄙视愚昧的德州崽 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 2 14:54:02 2012, 美东)
不是有句俗话吗, everything is big in texas.
(转）There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived
on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
“Wow, these seats are big!”
The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving
in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.
He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “
Everything is big in Texas.”
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.”
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and
skipped the second door.
Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell
into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
“Don’t flush, don’t flush!” | r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 2 好大的马桶,哈哈
arrived
【在 g******n 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 LosAngeles 讨论区 】
: 发信人: deezee88 (Dee), 信区: LosAngeles
: 标 题: Re: 作为加州人，我很鄙视愚昧的德州崽 (转载)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 2 14:54:02 2012, 美东)
: 不是有句俗话吗, everything is big in texas.
: (转）There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived
: on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
: “Wow, these seats are big!”
: The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
: When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving
| H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 3 他可以伸开四肢做个“大”的形状，运气好的话就卡在下水洞口了。 | g**********n
发帖数: 1442 | 4 只能说德州的游泳池 smells like pee | l*x
发帖数: 14021 | 5 不是有个很老的德州笑话。是男女XX的。先是女的看了家伙，说男的是德州来的。男的
很得意。
一开干，男的就沮丧的，问女的，你也是德州来的吗？
别砰我。 | r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 6 哈哈,太恶!
【在 l*x 的大作中提到】
: 不是有个很老的德州笑话。是男女XX的。先是女的看了家伙，说男的是德州来的。男的
: 很得意。
: 一开干，男的就沮丧的，问女的，你也是德州来的吗？
: 别砰我。
| i****a
发帖数: 36252 | 7 还好啦. 如果是俩男的柴恶
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【在 r*********e 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈,太恶!
| f**********r
发帖数: 3774 | | O****R
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