g******d 发帖数: 1774 | 1 http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve
Texas: I call this meeting to order. Today's agenda topic: Who stays and who
goes. I'm looking for a quick vote. Obviously, I like bossing all of you
around, so I'm in. Oklahoma?
Oklahoma: Hell, I'll stay. Do you really think I want to join the SEC or Pac
-10? I still go into shell shock when a woman asks me if I have a Trojan on
me, or if I walk past a store in the mall that sells 'Crocs'.
Oklahoma State: In, yo. I'm | b*****a 发帖数: 14583 | 2 too long and obviously not up to date | b**j 发帖数: 20742 | 3 hahah. too good. especially aTm
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【在 g******d 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve : Texas: I call this meeting to order. Today's agenda topic: Who stays and who : goes. I'm looking for a quick vote. Obviously, I like bossing all of you : around, so I'm in. Oklahoma? : Oklahoma: Hell, I'll stay. Do you really think I want to join the SEC or Pac : -10? I still go into shell shock when a woman asks me if I have a Trojan on : me, or if I walk past a store in the mall that sells 'Crocs'. : Oklahoma State: In, yo. I'm
| r***l 发帖数: 9084 | 4 Beebe: “Nebraska and Missouri, you must tell us your intentions by Friday
… or else.”
Nebraska and Missouri: “Uh, no.”
Beebe: “Okay, um, uhhh, please?”
Nebraska and Missouri: “Fine, we’re staying.”
Beebe: “You’re lying.” | g******d 发帖数: 1774 | 5 Texas: Goddamnit. Make up your damn mind. Missouri?
Missouri: Kiss my ass.
Texas: Do either of you even have an offer from the Big Ten?
Missouri: It's just a technicality. I'll get one. Eventually.
Oklahoma: You sure you want to take that bet?
Missouri: I'd rather shoot for the moon than hang out with you assholes.
Texas: Alright, fuck it. Enjoy Conference USA. | a********c 发帖数: 526 | 6 hoho, this is a good one
who
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【在 g******d 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve : Texas: I call this meeting to order. Today's agenda topic: Who stays and who : goes. I'm looking for a quick vote. Obviously, I like bossing all of you : around, so I'm in. Oklahoma? : Oklahoma: Hell, I'll stay. Do you really think I want to join the SEC or Pac : -10? I still go into shell shock when a woman asks me if I have a Trojan on : me, or if I walk past a store in the mall that sells 'Crocs'. : Oklahoma State: In, yo. I'm
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