c**l
发帖数: 324 | 1 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "
Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the
jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and
measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question." | n***b
发帖数: 5914 | 2 lol， 不错，
不过最后一句改成 I knew some fucking stupid lawyers would ask me that
question 会不会更有效果？ | c**l
发帖数: 324 | 3
还是忠于原创吧...
【在 n***b 的大作中提到】
: lol， 不错，
: 不过最后一句改成 I knew some fucking stupid lawyers would ask me that
: question 会不会更有效果？
| d********y
发帖数: 1141 | 4 Funny
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【在 c**l 的大作中提到】
: A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "
: Did you actually see the accident?"
: The witness: "Yes, sir."
: The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
: The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
: The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the
: jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
: The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and
: measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."
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