c**l 发帖数: 324 | 1 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "
Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the
jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and
measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question." | n***b 发帖数: 5914 | 2 lol, 不错,
不过最后一句改成 I knew some fucking stupid lawyers would ask me that
question 会不会更有效果? | c**l 发帖数: 324 | 3
还是忠于原创吧...
【在 n***b 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : lol, 不错, : 不过最后一句改成 I knew some fucking stupid lawyers would ask me that : question 会不会更有效果?
| d********y 发帖数: 1141 | 4 Funny
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【在 c**l 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, " : Did you actually see the accident?" : The witness: "Yes, sir." : The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?" : The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches." : The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the : jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?" : The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and : measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."
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