p**********d
发帖数: 7918 | 1 Your sense of humor is on the par of Sarah Palin's. I mean this as a
compliment.
you |
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发帖数: 7918 | 2 Thank you. You were faster to pick out my spelling error than myself
realizing it.
"On a par with," not "on the par of" or "on par of." Still, your sense of
humor is on a par with Sarah Palin's. |
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p**********d
发帖数: 7918 | 3 Yeah. I'm scared to death of her. My fear is equal in proportion to you guys
' sense of humor. |
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L*****g
发帖数: 646 | 4 have a sense of humor pls.. |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 6 11月9日出版以来，布什回忆录《Decision Points》已经卖出了175万册
http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2010-12-16-xmassales16_ST_N.htm
Merry Christmas, Mr. Bush: 'Decision Points' is a big seller
These are turning out to be very happy holidays for George W. Bush.
Decision Points, the former president's memoir, is wrapping up the most
sales of the 2010 gift-buying period, analysis of data from USA TODAY's Best
-Selling Books list shows.
BEST-SELLING BOOKS: See what's hot right now
GIFT GUIDE: Swag, bling for politic... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29846 | 7 By Jack Kemp
The new tone of civility the liberals are pursuing apparently includes
wishing violent death on Sarah Palin. Recently in Missoula, Montana, an
otherwise high quality performance of Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado by the
Missoula Children's Theater had the script altered with the approval of the
MCT director Curt Olds to call for the beheading of Sarah Palin in the tune
"As some Day it May Happen (I've Got a Little List)" and thus singing about
her "not being missed," as the Wall St. J... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 8 英国历史学家Paul Johnson：佩林代表了与政治正确对立的美国的好传统，她有勇气。
你可能有正确的想法和表达它们的能力，但如果没有勇气...其他美德都没用
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405274870355960457617588
Why America Will Stay on Top
Eminent historian Paul Johnson on Sarah Palin, the tea party, and 'baddies'
from Napoleon to Gadhafi.
By BRIAN M. CARNEY
London
In his best-selling history of the 20th century, "Modern Times," British
historian Paul Johnson describes "a significant turning-point in American
history: the first time the Great Republic, the ric... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3803 | 9 Who wants a union? Not Southern autoworkers, it seems
By JERRY HIRSCH
Los Angeles Times
Related:
http://www.latimes.com/
More News
Carmakers scramble to hire electric engineers
Who wants a union? Not Southern autoworkers, it seems
Change your job-hunting strategy to better your odds
Canyon Ranch founder practices what he preaches
Your Office Coach: Try to adapt to unwelcome management change
Q&A: To keep work distractions at bay, consider curbs on email
New graduates look in vain for expected jo... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 10 By Marc Tracy
Physicists and others seeking to unlock the mysteries of the universe posit
many theories about what exists beyond our night sky. One of the more
intriguing theories is that our universe is just one of many universes, or
dimensions, in which our doppelganger encounters different experiences and
thus, different outcomes. Given the bizarre rhetoric being used by
Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chairman of the Democratic National
Committee, and President Obama lately, this t... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 11 Laura Ingraham关于美国文化衰落的新书《Of Thee I Zing》：我们能走出经济衰退，
打败恐怖分子，但最终我们还要面对自己的问题
Laura Ingraham Zings American Cultural Decay
Friday, 08 Jul 2011 02:41 PM
By Henry J. Reske and Ashley Martella
Cultural decay is eroding America’s greatness, noted radio host Laura
Ingraham tells Newsmax.TV as she ticks off a list of the signs of that
decadence: airline seats that shrink while Americans get larger, parents
saddling their children with ridiculous names, and people who can’t stop
twittering long enough to ... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 12 by n*****[email protected] (The blogprof)
The community organizer-in-chief even has to tell the absolutely silent
crowd that he just told a joke. Ouch:
If this had happened to Sarah Palin, the predictable media narrative that
she's too dumb to tel a joke correctly would ensue. Related via Instapundit:
President Obama Receiving Sycophantic Laughter.
While President Obama certainly has an above-average sense of humor for
a politician — easy-going, self-effacing, maybe a little corny at times —
he'... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 13 Chicago Teachers Union President Mocks Arne Duncan, Jokes About Smoking Pot
-- With Kids in the Audience
By Susan Jones
November 15, 2011
(CNSNews.com) - The head of the Chicago Teachers Union -- addressing a
teachers' conference in Seattle last month -- joked about spending her
college years "smoking lots of weed" and "self-medicating" -- then
apologized because "there are kids here."
"I wasn't supposed to say that, right? Too late," Karen Lewis says in a
YouTube video that was picked up by an ... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 14 http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/12/06/republican-vs-democrat-tv/
Republicans vs. Democrats TV survey results: Lefties want comedy, right
wingers like work
by James Hibberd
Republicans don’t watch MTV’s Jersey Shore. But they dig ABC’s Castle.
Democrats don’t like Discovery’s Deadliest Catch. But they swoon for NBC’
s Parks and Recreation.
Those are a few of the findings from an annual research survey by Experian-
Simmons that measures the consumer preferences of various political
ideologies. In a re... 阅读全帖 |
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t*b
发帖数: 850 | 15 do you guys have any sense of humor?
liberals are desperate, that is all |
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发帖数: 10233 | 16 还temporary out of stock...
4星半的评价
EVERYTHING OBAMA KNOWS ABOUT THE ECONOMY (blank inside) is a one hundred and
fifty page book and every page is totally blank. The front and back cover
are realistic representations of a classic economics book. This book
contains no words inside whatsoever - just one hundred and fifty blank pages
. This book is a humorous talking point and can also be used very
effectively as a notebook...
Show More
Show Less
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0980074231/thed... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 17 看了comments, 非常有意思阿.
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Read, October 13, 2011
By
Timmy2 - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everything Obama Knows About The Economy (Blank Inside)
(Paperback)
I just finished reading this book, it didn't take me long. I think sitting
in coffee shop with this book would raise my sex appeal. The blank pages are
great for doodling, taking notes, and writing love letters to Herman Cain.
Everyone that you share this book with loves it, assuming you only share it
with peop... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29846 | 18 by Rick aka Mr. Brutally Honest
Watch George W. Bush and his lovely wife at the presser announcing the
official hanging of their respective portraits and be warmed by their charm,
their humor, their wit, their graciousness, their demeanor, their
selflessness.
A tremendous contrast:
Bush versus Obama is like comparing class versus trash. I will be the first
to admit I was not a huge Bush supporter, although I think all the stuff he
did that got messed up he did it with good intentions, but I woul... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 19 By Nidra Poller
* "croissants" = flaky, buttery, crescent-shaped pastry; "croissance" =
growth
Well, that's settled! Angela will provide the meat and potatoes, and Fran&#
231;ois will bring the croissants. From each according to his means, to
each according to his needs. Now you understand why Nicolas Sarkozy lost
the election. He never thought of that quick fix while running back and
forth between Paris and Berlin last winter, even when his wife Carla was in
labor. The upshot was that Gi... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 20 by Chris Ford
…and they get served.
Sorry if you were expecting a joke or some twist of discrimination but for
the life of me I had a hell-of-a-time searching the Internet for any case of
discrimination or Chick-fil-a policy that says they would get turned away.
Actually, what I did find was humorous at best and hypocritical in its worst.
According to the Huffington Post “Gay Voices” section:
“The media firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s financial contributions to
anti-gay organizations seems to h... 阅读全帖 |
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c******g
发帖数: 1217 | 21 O'Reilly is not funny, he is scary...
Can't you t-bags have some humor?
Man, it had to talk with retards. |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 22 by Ross Kaminsky
In case you haven't heard about the federal government's free cell phone
program, "Lifeline", derisively called the ObamaPhone by critics (including
me), it's not a joke, even though it seems like it should be:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/where-do-obama-phones-come-from/a
The clever people over at ThePeoplesCube.com have a new article about the
ObamaPhone including some of its most important features as submitted by
Twitter users.
Here then are the key features of the ObamaPho... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4321 | 24 He learned it from Bush.
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.5 |
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l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 25
including
哈哈，奥大傻老结巴，
读稿子，不识数，
全靠poopers舔，
俩人都得病。 |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 26 When it crashes, it blames your previous phone
lol... exactly.
including |
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k****g
发帖数: 1509 | 27 Obamaphone is a huge fraud. Many people who has 08 phone has their own cell
and just put 08 phone away, never used it.
including |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 28 Obama’s New Lie – No Funding For Embassy Security Was The Problem
October 11, 2012 by Doug Johnson
Libyagate has team Obama reeling. Here’s David Axelrod on CNN’s Starting
Point with Soledad O’Brien (video) trotting out the new Obama spin on how
they weren’t really lying about the attack in Libya and trying to pin the
blame on Republicans. It’s really quite comical:
“Well, the role of the White House was to convey the information that
we were receiving from our intelligence people on the gr... 阅读全帖 |
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T*********s
发帖数: 2987 | 29 Very good. great sense of humor. |
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l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 32 How Stupid is Obama?
By J.R. Dunn
We've long been aware that the One is not quite the superior intellect he
was sold as. Obama, we were told, was the rare possessor of a mind with the
profundity of a Socrates, the breadth of a Goethe, and the penetration of a
Newton. An intellect unrivaled on the current American political scene,
and possibly without equal in this country's politics since the beginning.
Events have certainly demolished that little trope. Within weeks of the
inauguration, some... 阅读全帖 |
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f*********g
发帖数: 1637 | 33 Enjoy it. American appreciates humor much more than Chinese does. |
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f*********g
发帖数: 1637 | 34 I advice that to be less serious, little bit humorous. Our original Chinese
culture lacks such ingredient, we need to learn to appreciate it. Sky won
't fall as some guys suggested here again and again. If they are really
rich to sustain any Sandy scale damage, they should join GOP, otherwise
they need to appreciate there is some social structure call government
coming to help when they face such nature disaster. |
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f*********g
发帖数: 1637 | 35 #10, Sorry I mean lz, not you. Anyway my post isn't a pa, perhaps a bad
humor. |
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k****g
发帖数: 1509 | 36 By MAUREEN DOWD
Published: June 2, 2012 481 Comments
WASHINGTON
ON Friday night, the nation’s capital was under a tornado watch. And that
was the best thing that happened to the White House all week.
As the president was being slapped by Mitt Romney for being too weak on
national security, he was being rapped by a Times editorial for being too
aggressive on national security.
A Times article by Jo Becker and Scott Shane revealed that the liberal law
professor who campaigned against torture and t... 阅读全帖 |
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K***j
发帖数: 316 | 37 http://abovethelaw.com/2013/01/student-sends-open-letter-to-cla
Dear tYLS or tWall or whatever dumb shit you call it these days:
I am a second-semester 3L. How exciting. In a surprising turn of events, I
decided I want to work for a couple of years at a law firm but eventually
try to become a published author, or, if that fails, get a Ph.D. and try to
become a professor.
Why am I telling you all of this? It’s because I wanted to thank you all
for inspiring me to follow my passions and my dreams.... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3319 | 38 有些缺点是致命的。 俺不是说勤奋学习不好， 但要 well-rounded in all aspects:
personality, social skills, sports, humor, music, study etc. |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 39 AP Edits ‘Muslim’ Out of Obama’s ‘Muslim Socialist’ WHCD Joke
April 30, 2013 by Warner Todd Huston
In some of its reports on Saturday night’s White House Correspondents
Dinner (WHCD), the Associated Press chose to edit one of President Obama’s
own gags. The AP strangely edited out the word “Muslim” in one of Obama’s
self-referential jokes.
Early in his comments on April 26, President Obama made reference to his
young life with a joke and a visual image projected on the video screen.
The Preside... 阅读全帖 |
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m*********a
发帖数: 3299 | 40 Jews .2% of world population, 20% of all Nobel prices, 40% of USA nobel
price, won more than 160 nobels.
All Asian are junk compare to Jewish people in your standard.
Literature[edit source | edit]
Year Laureate Country Rationale
1927 Bergson-Nobel-photo.jpg Henri Bergson[9][10] France "in
recognition of his rich and vitalizing ideas and the brilliant skill with
which they have been presented"[11]
1958 Boris Pasternak cropped.jpg Boris Pasternak[9][10] Sov... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 41 by The Political Palaver
First of all, we would like to apologize for the hiatus in uploading content
to the blog. These last months have been busy, but we will be looking to
remedy this. And also, a big thank you to all readers, we are now poised to
cross the threshold of 100,000 hits for this site. Very thankful to have
our readership.
I once heard comedian Steven Crowder explain Houston talk radio czar Michael
Berry why he does what he does, creating humorous videos with a
conservative pol... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****g
发帖数: 21627 | 42 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: BackYardWolf (……), 信区: Military
标 题: 为了我们孩子的将来，请关注，转发，抗议。 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 20 15:57:26 2013, 美东)
发信人: BackYardWolf (……), 信区: Parenting
标 题: 为了我们孩子的将来，请关注，转发，抗议。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 20 12:47:55 2013, 美东)
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1050664
Kill Our Debt by Killing The Debtor?
By JuAn93118
Despite the infamous history of Jimmy Kimmel messing with kids, this time,
he had gone too far. At the past Wednesday night, Kimmel introduced a new
segment c... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****g
发帖数: 21627 | 43 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: luketao (luketao), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 如果鸡毛当时是这样说的
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Nov 10 01:52:22 2013, 美东)
He has a ill sense of humor.
他最近的一期节目叫父母骗小孩吃光了他们万圣节讨来的糖果，然后录下小孩子伤心痛
哭的样子，非常令人反感。 |
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发帖数: 231 | 44 "What a Journey" - A powerful speech by Dr. Chunyan Li, a devoted mother,
during an demonstration outside ABC Headquarters in New York City on Nov 8,
2013 protesting ABC Kimmel's racial hatred skit targeting the Chinese and
Asian community
纽约游行演讲全文（what a journey）
如果能够感动你，请转发
Click "Like" and forward along if you resonate with Dr. Li.
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What a Journey
Chunyan Li, Ph.D.
11/8/2013
Dear all,
How long does it take us to get here today? One hour? Two ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 523 | 45 http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerless, and
hopeless by the American mass media and many Americans. The American mass
media have lost journalistic ethics and objectivity and have been blatantly... 阅读全帖 |
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e*****3
发帖数: 1445 | 46 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-h-wu/jimmy-kimmel-and-me_b_
Frank H. Wu
Chancellor & Dean of UC Hastings
College of the Law
Jimmy Kimmel and Me
Posted: 11/18/2013 12:59 pm
I was talking to somebody today about the Jimmy Kimmel incident. My friend
had not heard about it. That's part of the problem.
It isn't often that genocide is proposed in contemporary culture. That's
what has happened.
Jimmy Kimmel, late night television host, recently put on a little comedy
sketch in which a kid suggests ... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****g
发帖数: 21627 | 47 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: esp2003 (老易), 信区: Military
标 题: UC法学院长对Jimmy Kimmel开重炮[ZT]
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 20 13:58:09 2013, 美东)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-h-wu/jimmy-kimmel-and-me_b_
Frank H. Wu
Chancellor & Dean of UC Hastings
College of the Law
Jimmy Kimmel and Me
Posted: 11/18/2013 12:59 pm
I was talking to somebody today about the Jimmy Kimmel incident. My friend
had not heard about it. That's part of the problem.
It isn't often that genocide is proposed in contemporary cult... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 48 MSNBC's Melissa Harris-Perry apologized this morning amid a growing media
storm over the way she and her guests made fun of Mitt Romney's adopted
grandchild -- who happens to be black.
On her weekend show, the African-American host and her panelists started
laughing almost immediately in the segment, in a way that made me cringe.
The object of their derision, cloaked as it was in pointed humor? A Romney
family photo, with the grandchild perched on Romney's knee.
Hysterical, huh?
Yes, Harris-Perr... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 49 Apocalypse Illinois: IOUs Projected to Hit $10.5 Billion, $163 Billion
Total Accumulated Liabilities
Flat Out Broke
Illinois is in serious fiscal trouble. Unpaid bills will hit about $10.5
billion later this year, counting unpaid lotto winners and state university
bills.
Lotto is a small problem overall, yet symbolic of the mess the state is in.
Because Illinois has no current budget, the state does not pay lotto winners
. Instead it sends the winners IOUs. Yesterday, two Illinois lottery winner... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10729 | 50 放下身段，使用了更加低调、幽默的手段来争取Iowa选民，显示出一个商战老兵应有的
韧性。
TRUMP本人的演讲从27分开始。说高能量能打拼不是白说的。
If you listened to Donald Trump's two previous stump speeches, you would
have expected the billionaire businessman to be spitting fire and brimstone
Tuesday evening in Sioux City, Iowa.
Instead, the Republican presidential candidate surprised a few people with a
humbler approach, mixed with self-deprecation and humor.
"When I heard the poll today, they said, 'What are you going to do?' I said,
'I'm going to work harder i... 阅读全帖 |
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