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A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and
well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh. It takes the form of
a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch
line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second,
conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as
irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense or other means.
Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is a joke.. Some ... 阅读全帖
p****n
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确实很humor,然后看到中国夺金了就把预计改成10块继续humor。
幸好没有继续预计15、20块,否则我一定隔夜饭都要吐出来 lol
你觉得观众得多傻才会看不出这里面的诅咒和幸灾乐祸?
H****y
发帖数: 2992
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来自主题: Joke版 - 续说德纲:艺术与黄
之前在《鸡与鸡鸡》楼中,飞天问了几个关于艺术的问题。总结说来,就是黄段子也能
算艺术吗?相声究竟应该是什么样的艺术?我觉得这个问题值得单独讨论,因为现在黄
色的蔓延,已经不止是相声了。还包括大多数的笑话,抗日神剧和其他神剧。
说这个之前,我想说下我了解的一些作家,对叙事性文学里sex scene 的看法。到底在
通俗或者正统文学里(除去儿童文学),应不应该出现性爱镜头?我看过的最好的说法
是,sex scene is just like any other scene. 当你判断一个场景应出现还是省略,
就是要看它1)是否促进了情节的发展,2)是否对人物的刻画起到作用。从这个意义上
讲,如果目的就是为了加点儿黄镜头spice it up,除此之外对故事没有contribution
的话, 就没有存在的必要,应该被删去。很多粗制滥造的电影或者小说,认为加了黄镜
头就好卖了,其结果还不就是个包含黄镜头的粗制滥造而已。那笑话也是这样呀,很多
黄段子好笑,是因为创意,或者表现手法。有不好笑的黄段子吗?太多了,比如我一直
都认为,凡是和小姨子(或者闺蜜)有一腿的这类笑话都不怎么好笑,而就是个猥琐... 阅读全帖
l*****9
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来自主题: Piebridge版 - 征友信息:find my miss right


tallman64
47岁,加州
[对我加评论]
征友信息:find my miss right
I'm blessed with a great life and would love to share it with someone and be
a part of what that
someone is creating in their life. If you love humor, and you are a
cheerful person who loves a
ll beautiful-means we have found each other! I am a creative person, always
in search of new sen
sations and events in my life. I am reliable, thoughtful, honest man with
good sense of humor I
have a lot of various interests: modeling, play basketb... 阅读全帖
h*h
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来自主题: Piebridge版 - The future of the United States (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: The future of the United States
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Feb 2 14:22:22 2013, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We8zF8VOiBs
One of my classmates married a Germany "good" guy (PhD and "humorous" and "
loving"). Late, she found out that she has to support the whole family, no "
Zuo Yue Zi" and take care of the baby herself. She said her "loving" and "
humorous" hubby made her so strong.
s******8
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★性别: 男
★出生年份:78
★所在地(至少明确state):NYC
★职业情况(学生还是工作):工作
★简单的物理参数(身高/体重):170/150LB
☆属相,血型、星座:
★当前婚姻状态(从没结过婚/离异/丧偶):离异
★联系方式(email/IM/站内):Email to d****[email protected]
☆本人是否照片:Exchange via email
☆是否要求对方提供照片:是
☆是否需要版主关闭讨论:是
关于本人:身体健壮,五官端正。为人善良真诚正直。重感情,会为他人考虑。
有点宅,但也参加一些运动和户外活动。也喜欢旅游。
离异有一小孩, 经过较长时间的沉淀,感情上完全放下,准备重新开始。
希望对方:27-32;身体健康,身高和体重不超过我吧。
我在NYC,希望你也在附近,don’t believe long distance relationship
希望对方心地善良,会为别人考虑。
希望双方能在外表性格上互相欣赏,互相包容;时间长了,能够达到心灵上的默契和互
相信任,互相依赖。执子之手,与子谐老。
鼓起勇气,试着一征。有意者请Email至阅读全帖
N******n
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haha, sick humor is still humor

用。
l***y
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来自主题: Literature版 - Re: 英国小说开个头
the lovely "Alice in Wonderland". talk about british humor...:) and swift...
he is the original?
Is "catcher in the rye" british styled? I always think of it as American.
Its fluity feels a bit like fitzgerald. Holden fell into the lake in central
park, NYC, for starters! :D
Hubby loves Hardy religiously. He believes in Hardy. The bastard! (no, him,
not hardy....)
Pride and Prejudice by J. Austen. <-- hubby likes herrr. :/
Reading Trainspotting. The movie is awesome, humored, and stylized by da
e*u
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来自主题: paladin版 - 忘语显然是有人代笔的
天才的失忆症
----简单de我
谨以此文献给猫眼坚持理性质疑的网友,天才去法院了,我们用天才曾经的方式送别一下
(本文为文学作品 情节虚构 如有雷同 纯属巧合)
我是天才,这一点是毋庸置疑的,我确切地发现这一点是在我中学七门功课不及格的时
候,这有点讽刺,但也可谓失之东隅收之桑榆。小时候,我并不是天才,甚至一点天才
的迹象也没有,关于这一点你可以从我小时候的作文《冬日》看出来,别说想象力,连
话都说不到一块儿去。我小时候为什么不是天才?我一直不明白,也惆怅了许久,幸亏
我的父亲酷爱读书,古今中外无所不包,他告诉我说爱因斯坦、爱迪生小时候也都不是
天才,听了这样的宽慰我总算有点释然,但我的名字并不是以“爱”开头的啊,这难道
就是所谓的“爱的代价”?
成为天才固然是我人生最大的转折,但不幸的是失忆症居然是伴随着天才一起降临到我
身上的,有时候我会很快发现症状,但大部分居然是十三年后才发现的。我可以化解以
前的小尴尬,如今,却面临许多的大尴尬。唉,天才之路,毕竟不是一帆风顺的。
一俟我知道我的天才,我决定立即使用它。所以,我一挥而就了一篇文章,就是《问诊
》,我的确是一挥而... 阅读全帖
e*u
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发信人: eau (Kshanti), 信区: Military
标 题: 韩天才肯定是失忆了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 3 09:45:16 2012, 美东)
否则当年彻夜阅读《管锥编》等各路书籍,现在却连自己文中的典故和第一部小说的书
名来源都忘记了。三十岁了还YY着自己16岁时作品的潜力,被周围人夸成小王子天才和
鲁迅,脱稿谈话却只能讲女人和赛车,而不愿对自己从小喜欢的作家和书籍发表评论,
可见韩天才真的不想骗人,他只是失忆罢了。当然由此可见,本能的东西是无法忘却的。
也许写《书店》《求医》的时候,韩天才就已经间歇性失忆了,记不起怎么去参加新概
念作文,也记不清谁写的文章,甚至跳跃去了父亲的年代,当初也许只是想通过新概念
作文比赛去所大学自由发展罢了,但是成名带来了女人赛车,让他不想去大学里浪费时
间治疗失忆症,失忆就失忆吧,反正钱一样赚,还能通过骂名人骂社会和仗着小白脸跟
女明星搞绯闻出名呢。韩天才并不在乎失忆。
------------------------------------------------------------
天才的失忆症
... 阅读全帖
or
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来自主题: Reader版 - rec. reading - humour (zz)
Title Recommendation Author Category
1066 and All That Helen: if you like Jane Austen's History of England you will
love this ("The Cavaliers were Wrong but Wromantic, and the Roundheads were
Right but Round-headed") it ends in 1917, when "America became top nation and
history ...
W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman Humor
All Creatures Great and Small Recommended by lucie
James Herriot Humor
Animal Husbandry Laura: fantastically funny!!! For all women who have ever
been dumped and replaced quicker
b*s
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First, I did not disagree with myself. You are not me, how do you know I am
not true to myself?
Second, I am not particularly entertained or offended by your humor. My humor
is dry and wry.
I am really a boring people to argue with (but fun to flirt with), because I
don't argue, and I am not good at arguing. I am searching for the right
answer. You must hate Socrates.
If you are a sexy and stupid girl, call me. That's my type.
c****t
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - Science Fiction Novels in 2011
2011 is shaping up to an amazing year for Speculative Fiction at large not
just Fantasy although that is looking damn good all by itself. My Sci-Fi
list last year was only 7 books long, which grew a little with the year, but
it was so short I combined it with UR and Steampunk picks. This year Sci-Fi
warrants a post all its own with loads of debuts and returning stars. The
people claiming Sci-fi is dying or already dead should shear the wool off
their eyes and see what is brewing.
Science Fictio... 阅读全帖
D*****r
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - For the Liberty of Unlicenc'd Printing
A SPEECH OF Mr. JOHN MILTON
For the Liberty of VNLICENC'D PRINTING,
To the PARLAMENT of ENGLAND.
______________________________________________________________
This is true Liberty when free born men
Having to advise the public may speak free,
Which he who can, and will, deserv's high praise,
Who neither can nor will, may hold his peace;
What can be juster in a State then this?
... 阅读全帖
l*****a
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 認為民主來自基督教的來看看
humor: the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter
and provide amusement.
lie: to deliver a false statement to another person which the speaking
person knows is not the whole truth, intentionally.
明白了么?
来,“humor”过了可以回复了吧,西方文明的奠基到底是啥啊,还有西方文明到底是
啥?
l*****a
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 認為民主來自基督教的來看看
humor: the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter
and provide amusement.
lie: to deliver a false statement to another person which the speaking
person knows is not the whole truth, intentionally.
明白了么?
来,“humor”过了可以回复了吧,西方文明的奠基到底是啥啊,还有西方文明到底是
啥?
d****a
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 幽默與認真︰浅谈林语堂的信仰
幽默與認真:浅谈林语堂的信仰
蕭長定
誰從小就很聰明,聰明到要讓班上用功的傻瓜考第一名,自己謙居第二?在逍遙中
,認為中學教育是完全浪費他的時間?如此逍遙一直隨著他。到大學,同樣地,他又故
意地讓賢考第二名,他說︰「同為同班,總有一個笨蛋,非常用功,對分數非常重視,
他考第一名。」
第二名的天才
這位第二名的天才,以三年多時間,得到美國哈佛大學碩士及德國來比錫大學博士
學位,論文題目是〈古代中國語言學〉。考試對他是易如反掌的事。
他選擇了文科,並不是因為文科裡的詩情畫意,乃是語言的科學,他說︰「我酷好
數 學和幾何,喜歡科學的分析,所以我選語言學為專科,因為語言學最需要科學頭腦
去做分 析工作。」他這種科學精神,講求高精密度,也許是他的作品中,向來不肯用
「人們」二 字的原因,因為他認為「人」已是複數了。
誰與左派作家「死神」魯迅、「生神」郭沫若都好好別過苗頭?也曾在宋慶齡家招
待 諾貝爾文學獎得主,愛爾蘭大文豪蕭伯納?他的作品大獲賽珍珠的讚賞。語言家趙
元任與 他寫漢字英文通信,胡適對他始終保持「大哥」的態度,是他真正的密友,曾
為他出面說 「公道話」,英國劍橋漢學大師李約瑟(Jos... 阅读全帖
a*a
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来自主题: AHU版 - [转载] 小妖精
【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
【 原文由 ronald 所发表 】
发 表 人:W_L(老歪病中) 版面名称:
Humor[7100]
文章提要:小妖精
源 发 站:中国科大BBS站(Tue, 13 Jun 2000 21:38:13)

91%
作者 cattac (终级战士)
看板 Humor
标题 ? 什么牌子的?
时间 Wed Jun 7 12:59:08 2000
——————————————————————————————
—————————
N年前,班里兴起了学说合肥话的热潮,
有一个北京来的总爱说,可是我们
又不知道他哪句是合肥话,老发生
误会。
一次,他抽着烟,有人问:“什么
牌子的?”。 答道,“小妖精!”
“什么!!还有这种牌子?”
“这有什么奇怪的,合肥的小妖精嘛!”
“什么合肥
q***o
发帖数: 484
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主题: [转录][转载] 月光宝盒之中霉俄(搞笑)--转摘
>作者: daxiao (大小) 看板: E.E.
>标题: [转录][转载] 月光宝盒之中霉俄(搞笑)--转摘
>时间: Wed May 19 14:17:33 1999
>
>※ [本文转录自 Humor 看板]
>
>作者: yan (山水郎) 看板: Humor
>标题: [转载] 月光宝盒之中霉俄(搞笑)--转摘
>时间: Tue May 18 12:39:52 1999
>
>
>
>发信人: numbertwo (几次真地想让自己醉), 信区: Joke
>标 题: [转载] 月光宝盒之中霉俄(搞笑)--转摘
>发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Mon May 17 09:49:01 1999)
>
>【 以下文字转载自 HuazhongExpress 讨论区 】
>【 原文由 cooker 所发表 】
>中国:美国,你这个畜牲,你本来答应联合国押送米洛米洛舍维其
>
>去取西经,你现在居然跟北约串通起来炸我们使馆,你知不知道
>
>你犯了弥天大罪?
>
>美国:少罗嗦!你游行了我三天三夜,因为我是故意炸你的,我
ET
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s*******1
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All those who keep a journal will be heard by the next generation. Some of
these journal writers are true artists, others humorous observers of
commonplace, and still others insufferable egotists who feel compelled to
record their every thought.
If the statements above is true, which one of the following must be true?
A. Not all of those who are humorous observers of the commonplace will be
heard by next generation.
B. Everyone who will be heard by nexxt generation keeps journal.
C. The next ge
a**5
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来自主题: MedicalCareer版 - 真是一刻都不让人消停啊!
Dok:
Do you know why I despise you? Look at what kind of lousy advice you have
given to people. You had put it on the front page of your club for ages. Do you have any
shame left in you? You have deleted the comment that you dont care whether I am right or wrong.
Here is a response from an English forum:
Option 3, NB's comment: ‘I guess he must have changed.' --Probably the best of your
suggestions, in my opinion - you are sticking by your original opinion
of the advisor, whilst acknowledging... 阅读全帖
h***y
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来自主题: MedicalCareer版 - [合集] 麦地恩仇录 2011年3月卷
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
skyscorpio (天之蝎子) 于 (Sat Mar 19 16:43:34 2011, 美东) 提到:
这个版上真的是能人太多了,而且丝毫没有把我们版务放在眼里,明令禁止的事情有些
人真的是想做就做。我们四个版务都很忙,实在没时间跟着你们后面给你们擦屁股了。
既然大家喜欢在麦地里发泄,我们成全你们。
现在我宣布,直到东部时间星期天晚上11:59PM,大家都可以在麦地为所欲为,包括对
骂,但是不能骂娘。有私人恩怨的赶紧抓紧时间解决。过了这个时间我不希望再看到人
性丑陋的一面。凡是看到,就不仅仅是删贴了。
到了时间以后,我们会把这段时间里的所有发言做成合集,放在精华区的一个文件夹了
,文件夹的名字叫“麦地的耻辱柱”。珍惜机会,都来吧。
下周希望我们能看到很多关于match之路的帖子,先谢谢今年match上的同学。
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
AK45 (match) 于 (Sat Mar 19 18:37:32 2011, 美东) 提... 阅读全帖
e**********n
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来自主题: Physics版 - 抢的就是论文排名
You have a good sense of humor.

humor
F******n
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来自主题: Physics版 - 蒸汽上升的原因(新)
"It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be
approached without some humor and some bewilderment."
Obviously some physics guys on this board already lost their humor, while
they might keep raising their bewilderment.
peace, :-|

说:
o****o
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来自主题: Statistics版 - 考虑国内机会的可以看看这个列表
转载自http://saslist.net/archives/91
*****************************************************;
接近年尾,各家大公司纷纷放出职位以储备人员,导致招聘信息爆发。
从学生到有工作经验人士,从本科到博士,从马上急需到年底各种需求一应俱全,地点
分布主要在北京,上海,杭州等地。
以下均为最近发布消息由急到缓和信息完整程度排列职位:
1,SAS中国公司
职位:技术支持 售前客户分析
工作地点:北京
猎头联系方式:2*******[email protected]
有SAS基础,英文口语好,懂数据库、操作系统就行。
2,公司:东南融通
联系方式:z*****[email protected]
analysts needed(urgent) 急需
BS/MS in math/stat/econ/cs,
2-5 yrs of SAS experience,
preferrably in banking industry.
For currently employed,need to join Longtop(NYSE:LFT),
For gra... 阅读全帖
r*****e
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来自主题: Statistics版 - Quicken Loans 内部推荐
这是modeler的JD,比较雷人。:)
Statistician – 3 Openings
Detroit
Within a higher plane of understanding than mere mortals can conceive, it is
somehow predetermined that the statistician or data modeler is to be
permanently confined to the dreary corners of offices where other more
socially adjusted individuals can easily steer clear of interaction.
Original thought is shunned allowing mental numbness to set in. We are all
too aware of these general broad-brush descriptions of deep thinking
decision scient... 阅读全帖
D****r
发帖数: 162
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - 有一医学理论破产了
watch BBS etiquette. BZ said stop it.
Humor me again with ur 真想拍死你。 I am thinking of returning ur humor.
D******e
发帖数: 1085
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - On English
ZXCVBNMWUJI (无极) 于 (Sun Oct 31 22:38:21 2010, 美东) 提到:
面试碰到的尴尬事:
我的第一个面试的一个面试官是一个看上去很和蔼的老先生,进去后他一上来就笑眯眯
的问,你是怎么认识Dr.XXX的?Dr.XXX是我到美国后的第一个老板。我说,您认识他?
他微笑地点头,说Dr.XXX跟他一起在XXX做的resident。我于是精神为之一振,把我当初
出国如何联系Dr.XXX到他那儿做POSTDOC给绘声绘色了一遍,末了还加了一句类似“He
is the nicest person I've ever met.”之类的评论。面试官耐心听我说完,然后仍
然笑眯眯地说:“Well, I was not getting along with him very well at that
time.”然后就是blah blah blah blah.我当场差点晕倒。
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DrNewbie (NN) 于 (Sun Oct 31 23:33:50 2010, 美东) 提到:
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - On English
ZXCVBNMWUJI (无极) 于 (Sun Oct 31 22:38:21 2010, 美东) 提到:
面试碰到的尴尬事:
我的第一个面试的一个面试官是一个看上去很和蔼的老先生,进去后他一上来就笑眯眯
的问,你是怎么认识Dr.XXX的?Dr.XXX是我到美国后的第一个老板。我说,您认识他?
他微笑地点头,说Dr.XXX跟他一起在XXX做的resident。我于是精神为之一振,把我当初
出国如何联系Dr.XXX到他那儿做POSTDOC给绘声绘色了一遍,末了还加了一句类似“He
is the nicest person I've ever met.”之类的评论。面试官耐心听我说完,然后仍
然笑眯眯地说:“Well, I was not getting along with him very well at that
time.”然后就是blah blah blah blah.我当场差点晕倒。
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DrNewbie (NN) 于 (Sun Oct 31 23:33:50 2010, 美东) 提到:
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Jimmy:"We owe Japan so much money! How can we pay Japanese back?"
Kid: "Why worry? We have better bombs!"
Jimmy; "Should we allow Japanese to live?"
Kid: "No! Nuke them again!Nuke them again!"
....
Jimmy: I am sorry, it was only a joke, you guys don't have humor, blah blah
blah ..
If you think the above is a joke, a Japanese will definitely NOT think so!!!
....
Several days later, Jimmy is taken by a group of Japanese ...for sure ...
Anyway, just choice some better stuff for humor please!
w*******y
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cute Santa Christmas cards
Link:
http://www.amazon.com/Oatmeal-Studios-Humorous-Christmas-Envelopes/dp/B002W6Z4W4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1283362004&sr=1-2
for 1.05 free ship with prime
Link:
http://www.amazon.com/Oatmeal-Studios-Humorous-Christmas-Envelopes/dp/B002W6Z4VA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1283362004&sr=1-1
1.00
I already got these..and the quality is very nice..they are sure worth a
buck!
there is also another style for under 2 bucks..but,,I got it..and it is not
that cute in pe
w*******y
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Link:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/paperboy-special-delivery/id3889
#" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'thread
', 'click', '2876293 - paperboy-special-delivery-by-glu-for-iphone-4-stars-
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A veritable classic from the golden age of video gaming returns to a new
route on the iPhone/smartphone/mobile platform! The arcade game you remember
from the 80's has been brought back to life with updated g... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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to Blockhead for original post about 7digital.com having an "album a day"
advent calendar. But they are finished with that promotion, but Amazon has
pricematched a lot of their albums originally in their calendar and actually
beat them by .01. Since the promotion is over at 7digital I don't know how
long Amazon will have these prices, but I am loading up. Here is a list,
prices, and links
Lupe Fiasco - Lasers Link:
http://www.amazon.com/Lasers-Explicit/dp/B004PABBAY/ref=sr_shvl
$2.99
The Joy ... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: _pennystock版 - Biotech Stock Live Chat
11:55 Do you think there is > 50% chance someone buys HGSI in next 12 mos.?
Yes
( 68% )No
( 32% )
Thursday October 20, 2011 11:55
11:56 adam feuerstein: Hello! Welcome to the October edition of Biotech
Stock Live Chat.
Thursday October 20, 2011 11:56 adam feuerstein
12:02 adam feuerstein: hi everyone
Thursday October 20, 2011 12:02 adam feuerstein
12:02 adam feuerstein: I'll get started in a minute or so, let folks log in
.
Thursday October 20, 2011 12:02 adam feuerstein
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来自主题: _FreeSpeech版 - [无标题]
In return to Shea's, Shen Yun stays true to propagandist roots
By Colin Dabkowski | Published Thu, May 10, 2018 | Updated Thu, May 10,
2018
Shen Yun, one of the most brazen pieces of religious propaganda currently
touring North America, is back in town and stranger than ever.
After yet another blitzkrieg marketing campaign complete with misleading
commercials, posters in countless shop windows, print ads, billboards and
door-hangers, the religious infomercial for the Chinese sect known as Fal... 阅读全帖
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hello6000 (hello) 于 (Thu Aug 18 18:30:31 2011, 美东) 提到:
我从6月9号来这里就是为了交朋友,找媳妇儿. 现在兄弟姐妹朋友已经有不少很投缘的
了. 但是媳妇儿没有着落. 所以想麻烦兄弟姐妹们帮忙给HELLO找. 下面分段说明这样
做的好处, 缘故, 希望和不足.
好处:
1. 大家有得玩.
我找到媳妇儿了,心里踏实了,我就会有更多的心情出来组织大家开展各种各样的活动.
我喜欢交朋友, 各样人才的朋友和我都相处都很好. 所以和兄弟姐妹们一起出来组织的
活动, 无论是规模和趣味和多样性,一定将远远超过前面我组织的活动. 这样大家有的
玩呢!
2. 没有媳妇或则先生的兄弟姐妹们有福了.
不止一个朋友给我公开或则私下表达了这样的愿望, 就是希望我出来办一个相亲大会,
帮助大DC地区的兄弟姐妹们早日过上神仙伴侣的生活.而不是要么三十多了还无家无室,
或则二十多了还要被怪叔叔骚扰. 只要我找到媳妇儿了,我就有时间和媳妇儿一起出来
为大家谋福利. 要不然我亲戚朋... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: _D_SupportGroup版 - 今天站在post office的line里
en, i feel like i am losing my sense of humor as well, which is really scary
to me. i've been always very proud of my sense of humor
b********g
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来自主题: _BibleStudy版 - 提个问题吧
* happy: feeling pleased and satisfied
* helpful: a helpful person helps you by doing something or by giving you
useful advice or information
* hateful: extremely bad, unpleasant, or cruel
* honest: a person who is honest does not tell lies or cheat people, and
obeys the law
* hopeful: believing that something will happen the way you want it to
* hopeless: feeling or showing no hope
* humorous: using or showing humor
* ignorant: not knowing something that you should know or need to know
* imagin... 阅读全帖
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What kind of people do you hang out with?
Chinese women in my school are not like that!
Or maybe the guy is kind of charming to ladies, not because of the color of
his skin or his looks? (Is he humorous, confident, sweet-talking, or good
listener?)
Are you sure you are just jealous, or too sensitive? Don't forget only guys
care too much about looks, while women usually check guys up in all aspects,
and they love to communicate and talk about their feelings, most of the
time just in friendly way.
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Come on, nobody would defend Yuan to be the most Niu teacher, he just speaks
out for many people, and this hurts some people including you. All I can
tell is you are defending Mao, a terrorist, man slaughter and dictator that
only Hitler and nowadays Kim Jong II could compete with. Probably you are
the only few people who tell out Yuan has 斗争哲学, to us, he just tells the
truth, has a good sense of humor, and pretty mild indeed. We have come
across more harsh critism of Mao in China.
What is wrong
c****l
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我无语了。。。。。对牛弹琴。。。。。最后告诉你一次。。
为啥说最后一个字说“ONLY”,再加上前面的“the results are hard to validate
without a control population”等等等,你懂英文嘛???“congratulate”懂
humor嘛???
there is a “great danger” of its improper and rapid adaptation by patients
, 懂啥是great danger嘛??????
懂although连接的句子表示转折,第二句表否定吗??? 更何况我说了Dr. Piet
Hoebeke 是唯一一个还稍微持点“positivie”态度的人。
你这个人不懂装懂,断章取义,丢人。 不想在理会你,群众的眼睛是雪亮的。

study
routinely.
S**b
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我所谓圆滑,就是不用一本正经那个外交部发盐人说什么”小丑“,“闹剧”之类带有
感情文学色彩的话。可以不主动评论,那个记者问起,就简短说一句,“刘晓波触犯了
法律,中国政府对诺贝尔委员会的决定感到遗憾”。
他那老婆亲戚还有支持者,该抓的抓该软禁的软禁,国外记者想闯入其居室,鸣枪警告
,不听的击毙。时候记者来闹,外交部简短的一句“这个情况我不了解,你可以去问某
某法院”。也不用谴责,照样可以笑眯眯,文质彬彬,非常有绅士风度,但是击毙还是
照样击毙。
一些外交官在国外适当场合,比如被cnn采访,去大学演讲,也完全不用回避刘晓波,
可以自嘲,比如说“如果你们美国下次有人的诺贝尔奖,你们想软禁他,可以到中国来
租一个公寓,我们这方面有经验”。让下面的人听的哭笑不得,咬牙切齿,觉得你怎么
这么无耻,你可以笑眯眯的,“come on, have a sense of humor!"。
p**********d
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菌版留著一幫developmentally challenged和humor challenged的小將自娛自樂就好了。

免费
e******e
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zan! Yuan is a humorous true man.
His video is interesting to watch.
But is this his old video?
s**********t
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http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/what-is-the-best-pl
If you could live in any state in America, where would you go? During
troubled times like these, what is the best place in the United States to
live? A lot of people are asking these kinds of questions these days. Our
economy is on the verge of collapse, natural disasters are becoming more
frequent and more intense, the U.S. population is becoming angrier and more
frustrated by the day, our government has become incredibly oppressiv... 阅读全帖
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