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s**********t
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 问了一个在美国长大的年轻人
I think you're misunderstanding the intentions of this video:
1) it's clearly for humor (if it's distasteful, then so be it; there are
many like it)
2) it's clearly not to be taken serious as the actors are kids that
contradict themselves every other sentence
3) they reference Lord of the Flies, which is a book about kids stranded on
an island. They have to survive, but one group of the kids wants to kill the
other ones. There are a lot of themes in that book that actually tie quite
well into th... 阅读全帖
t***u
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 问了一个在美国长大的年轻人
你要先问问IT 是否可以公开复制同样的故事到黑,犹的身上,
再下这样的结论吧
还TM 的狗屁 humor ,IT 分得清楚 什么叫 种族歧视吗?!!

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f****o
发帖数: 8105
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【 以下文字转载自 WoldMiscNews 俱乐部 】
发信人: fuxeto (富士德), 信区: WoldMiscNews
标 题: 徐贲:假面社会里的犬儒主义 --毕福剑和他的玩笑
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 15 20:47:13 2015, 美东)
当今世界上不同社会和国民文化中的犬儒主义可以分为两大类:公开的犬儒主义和戴面
具的犬儒主义。它们的基本区别在于,当一个人因为犬儒主义而不相信统治意识形态、
制度、权威、信仰体系以及由权力或习俗规定和主导的法律或价值规范时,尤其是怀疑
和鄙视政府、政治权力和政治人物的时侯,公开的犬儒主义会在公共言论和行为中表示
出来,而戴面具的犬儒主义则经常不会,不仅不会表示不相信,而且还会假装成相信的
样子。
公开的犬儒主义对那些什么都不相信,所以公然怀疑,公然拒绝,不相信就是不相信。
戴面具的犬儒主义对那些也是什么都不相信,但正因为对什么都不相信,所以对什么都
可以装作相信。他们玩世不恭,随波逐流,最后有的连自己都弄不清到底是相信还是不
相信,于是索性不去管它相信不相信,见人说人话,见鬼说鬼话。
戴面具的犬儒主义者并非在... 阅读全帖
j****e
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来自主题: Detective版 - 胖黑的笑话,从来没让俺失望过
I like his tactfulness and humor, whether he's married or not.
m**d
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: bluegene (蓝色基因), 信区: Military
标 题: WSJ: 3D肉蒲团即将在北美上映
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri May 27 16:59:50 2011, 美东)
WSJ: World’s First 3-D Erotic Film Is Coming to America
http://www.consultingcase101.com/blog/
The world’s first 3-D erotic film is about to hit American shores. China
Lion Film Distribution said Thursday it acquired the U.S. and Canadian
rights for “3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy,” a Hong Kong soft-core adult
film that opened in parts of Asia and other global market... 阅读全帖
b*****u
发帖数: 648
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have some sense of humor

片造势。再次驾临“上海滩”的周润发当得知了一位上海记者在看了影片没有哭之后,
竟然在发布会现场如此回应:“没哭?你还是人吗?把她赶出去!”瞿婧宇
为什么会哭时,发哥反问:“你看了这部电影吗?(看了)那你哭了吗?(没哭)那你还是
人吗?”
言,但是在媒体和院线看片时,的确没有人看得哭,反而有人看睡着了。
接下了这个角色。而在拍片现场,发嫂更是给剧组每个人发了一件T恤衫,上面印着一
句老话:“己所不欲、勿施于人”。
的台词,还有一个剧情设置很前卫———孔子跟南子见面时,南子竟然把脸凑到了孔子
面前,用言语挑逗孔子。南子的身份相当于“皇后”,皇后挑逗圣人,这样是不是太“
野”了?
象。”胡玫说,“在2500年前,那时候的女人出门都是要戴面纱的,在家里甚至不能坐
上桌子吃饭,地位非常低。所以大家如果留意,电影里面的街道上,基本上是看不见女
人的。但是,我不希望大家
z******i
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I am curious what if the 老 is a grandma...
This piece of sculpture may have a sense of humor but definitely not
suitable for outdoor public display.
i***s
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美国东部时间五月二十一日下午,在海外最大的中文BBS“未名空间”的“化学版”,一个名为“怒了,UCSD化学教授公开歧视华裔”的帖子引起了大家的注意;当这个帖子被转发到“未名空间”最热闹的“军事天地”版后,更是迅速聚集了相当的人气。
这个帖子提供的信息显示,美国加州大学圣迭戈分校(UCSD)化学系教授Clifford Kubiak在其网页上http://kubiak.ucsd.edu/labrules.php对其实验室制定了如下规矩:
1. no Disney music
2. don’t be that guy
3. if you can’t turn on the instrument, you shouldn’t use it.
4. “Don’t believe anything the Chinaman says.
其中让“未名空间”这个以海外硕士博士为主的高学历人群聚集的BBS群情激愤的,就是第四条。Chinaman在英语中是一个充满着对华裔歧视色彩的词汇,如今被一个大学教授堂而皇之地在学校网站上用来指代中国人,而且公然说“不要相信任何中国佬的话”,焉能让人不愤怒?
短暂... 阅读全帖
c***s
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昨天,韩寒的合作伙伴、出版人路金波对外发布称,方舟子通过互联网质疑韩寒“代笔”,对其名誉造成损害,韩寒当天已委托律师,将在上海提起诉讼。他还透露,韩寒本拟向方舟子索赔2000元,后认为2000元起不到任何惩戒效果,改为10万元。韩寒将于今天更新最后一篇文章,表明对方舟子质疑事件的处理办法。方舟子接受采访时表示,法院判谁输谁赢并不是靠当庭唇枪舌剑,“我的分析当然会进行到底,而且会一一发表在网上,网上才是主战场。”
路金波接受采访时转述了韩寒的看法。他说,1月19日至1月28日期间,方舟子在微博连续发表《造谣者韩寒》《天才韩寒的文史水平》《韩寒的悬赏闹剧》等文章,以及转发、评论若干他人文章,明确指出韩寒作品“代笔”“水军”“包装”。
“韩寒进行了部分回应,提供了一些自证的事实。其他人员也提供了部分证据,在网络上流传较广。所有这些回应,尤其是一些明显指出方舟子事实和逻辑错误的言论,均未被方舟子采用。”路金波说,为了证实作品为自己亲手创作,韩寒自行整理了1997年至2000年间的手稿、通信、素材本等资料,合计约 1000 页。这些资料将进行公证和真实性司法鉴定,包括纸张的年份鉴定、韩寒的笔迹鉴... 阅读全帖
i***s
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“我知道,这不是大家眼中的哈佛,” 凯斯特说,“但我希望,读这本书的每个人、即将踏入大学校门的学子或毕业生,都能够认同我们大家都有所体会的大学焦虑。”
Eric Kester experienced the Harvard no one talks about.
埃里克-凯斯特从没向别人提起过他所经历的别样哈佛生活。
His tenure at Harvard is the stuff of nightmares. He survived a brush with a cheating ring, being locked out of his dorm on the first day of school in just his boxers, and being the only one of his friends to move home jobless after graduation.
他的哈佛学习经历如同噩梦一般。考试时险些作弊,入学第一天仅穿一条四角短裤把自己锁在宿舍外,毕业后朋友都找到了工作而自己却待业在家。
Kester, who graduated in 2008... 阅读全帖
r*****g
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我好像在那见过这个句子 -- "You are so wired! F you. I didn't mean it. Ok?
! I didn't know you could be offended by such thing. Why did you feel
offended, you idiot. Don't you have a sense of humor?! F you! You are so
wired. It's just a joke. Do you understand?! So wired, so wired!"
c********v
发帖数: 1278
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来自主题: History版 - 没人讨论薛岳将军?
最不靠谱的是说在窑洞里能打日本人的飞机
其实是在窑洞里打飞机
腊肉简直就是中国的卓别林
so humorous
G**8
发帖数: 1209
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来自主题: History版 - 气功是西方传来的概念?
据说气功是中华的“传统”文化,但是现代气功的很多概念,例如隔空打人,意念控制
,心灵感应之类,和西方19世纪兴起的Mesmerism非常类似。Mesmerism又名Animal
Magnetism(动物磁场),稍微google一下就能发现跟中国的气功,特意功能几乎是一
回事。
事实上,清朝中期的各种武侠小说,比如三侠五义,里面几乎没有现代气功的概念,非
常土的武术描写。如果当时中国有现代气功(隔空打人,意念控制,心灵感应),想必
流行小说里不可能一点都不涉及。
民国以后的武侠小说里出现了现代气功的概念,时间晚于西方Mesmerism(事实上,此
时Mesmerism已经衰败了),显然是东方山寨西方。
汉代的气功以及张三丰的内家拳之类,和现代气功并不是一回事。只不过当初把“
Mesmerism”翻译为“气功”,于是中华就成了Mesmerism古国。。。其实Mesmerism中
身体里运行的不是“气”,而是四种液体(humor),来源于古希腊的传统医术,和中
医比较类似,是现代西方医学的鼻祖,不过在现代医学概念里已经被淘汰干净了。
c*********l
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: mitcoin (米特币), 信区: Military
标 题: 一些中文、英文,音义都相似的词汇
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 22 00:56:05 2014, 美东)
焙bei4: Eng. bake, 古之部,just a 轉 away from -k in Wang Li's systems.
陋lou4: Eng. low
擰ning2: Eng. wring [if wr were n would match] e.g., wring dry
民min2, {Cantonese, Mandarin]: Eng. people: man
賠pei2: Eng. pay, 費, 費:fee! ...free...
設S. Min. set [siat]: Eng. set [up]; Setting: 設定!
殺Cant. etc. saat: Eng. -cide (suicide...)
毒Hakka: tuk: Eng. tox[ic]
割S. Min, etc. got: Eng. cut... 阅读全帖
l**********r
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: leeqiu (放屁鱼《><.。o 0), 信区: Military
标 题: 【“不要开枪,我是中国人” -- 吕超然死了】(ZZ)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 9 21:20:26 2014, 美东)
Maj. Kurt Chew-een Lee, Asian-AmericanMarines trailblazer dies at 88
吕超然:亚裔美国海军陆战队员的先驱,去世,享年88岁
(CNN) -- Maj. KurtChew-Een Lee, the first Asian-American U.S. Marine Corps
officer, rosethrough the ranks beginning his career from World War II to the
Vietnam War.
(CNN)——吕超然,首位亚裔美国海军陆战队军官,从二战开始就开始加入军队,直
到越南战争,在这个过程中职位一步步的得到提升。
During the Korean War, he beca... 阅读全帖

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A Chinese-language final exam paper at a high school in New York has
left internet users amused and confused, reported guancha.cn on Saturday.
据观察者网上周六报道,纽约一所高中的中文期末试卷让网民们既困惑又欢乐。
The CLA (Collegiate Learning Assessment) test paper for course FMS63
Chinese 3 was prepared for students in Foreign Language Department at
Franklin Delano Roosevelt High School, a coeducational public school.
这份“FMS63 Chinese 3”课程的CLA(大学学习评估)试卷是为富兰克林·德拉诺
·罗斯福高中外语系的学生们准备的,这是一所男女同校的公立学校。
The paper had seldom-used Chinese ... 阅读全帖
E*V
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来自主题: Military版 - 世界上最无耻的民族还是棒子
come on
have some sense of humor
i think it is fun to watch them jump
w*****h
发帖数: 2120
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来自主题: Military版 - 我给黄西提供一个 joke
和 humor扯不上一点联系 。
b***y
发帖数: 14281
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来自主题: Military版 - 我给黄西提供一个 joke
where is the joke? when stating facts in a straightforward way, there is no
humor. No matter how much truth is in there, it has no value as a joke. Get a
life. This is just stupid.
D**S
发帖数: 24887
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This is such a dark humor.
w****l
发帖数: 6122
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u r lack of sense of humor,
N*******d
发帖数: 5641
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你脑子里尽是这些垃圾,居然还认为是humor
R********n
发帖数: 5904
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呵呵,好莱坞的玩意,颠倒黑白是真本事。一边在伊拉克屠杀,一边还把自己描述为受害者。
要有好事者想provoke一下,可以制作个humor短片,描述一下英国家庭的破裂:女的正在隔壁为了5刀跟大兵搞,男的在隔逼靠手和想象力打飞机;一年后孩子诞生了,跟blonde双亲完全不象的西班牙式的黑发孩子,一开口哭都是地道的美国味...
当然最惨的还是法国,当男人们都被关在工事里的3年,法国小孩出生率达到了巅峰。
h***e
发帖数: 20195
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【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: silentriver (rocky), 信区: Joke
标 题: couple looking for couple in Los Angeles. (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Sep 3 02:30:18 2010, 美东)
发信人: lifeshort (lifeshort), 信区: Sex
标 题: couple looking for couple in Los Angeles.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Sep 2 14:21:22 2010, 美东)
Me 34, 175cm, 68KG. average built. humorous, easy going, face value 6.5/10
Her 25, 158cm, 48KG, average looking, talkative, easy going, face value 7/
10.
we are both APPLE iphone lover, looking for a couple with go
b*********d
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三战俨然有中国,而且中国输了(显然....)
http://humor.gunaxin.com/ten-future-wars/69158
g*********e
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You really gives me a headache. Don't be upset. Something will happen to
your favor but a different taste from yours. Japanese have the humor to
tolerate your post for a while.
z******i
发帖数: 721
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You do not have humor sense either.
s****u
发帖数: 1433
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Some comments are hilarious.
American do have great sense of humor. like this one:
"Well China may move ahead of American in science and math but do their kids
get to read the gay penguin books and put condoms on cucmbers in the 3rd
grade!??!
"
s*******y
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L***n
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I think it's fun. come on, show some sense of humor
m**********n
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LONDON (AP) — What's a tweet, between friends? The law says sometimes it's
a threat.
One man thought he was just bantering with his pals when he joked about
blowing an airport sky-high. Another was reacting to a radio phone-in when
he mused about stoning a journalist to death.
Because they made their throwaway comments on Twitter, both are in legal
trouble.
Their cases have outraged civil libertarians and inflamed the debate about
the limits of free speech in a Web 2.0 world. The Internet increa... 阅读全帖
n**p
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S**b
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我所谓圆滑,就是不用一本正经那个外交部发盐人说什么”小丑“,“闹剧”之类带有
感情文学色彩的话。可以不主动评论,那个记者问起,就简短说一句,“刘晓波触犯了
法律,中国政府对诺贝尔委员会的决定感到遗憾”。
他那老婆亲戚还有支持者,该抓的抓该软禁的软禁,国外记者想闯入其居室,鸣枪警告
,不听的击毙。时候记者来闹,外交部简短的一句“这个情况我不了解,你可以去问某
某法院”。也不用谴责,照样可以笑眯眯,文质彬彬,非常有绅士风度,但是击毙还是
照样击毙。
一些外交官在国外适当场合,比如被cnn采访,去大学演讲,也完全不用回避刘晓波,
可以自嘲,比如说“如果你们美国下次有人得诺贝尔奖,你们想软禁他,可以到中国来
租一个公寓,我们这方面有经验”。让下面的人听的哭笑不得,咬牙切齿,觉得你怎么
这么无耻,你可以笑眯眯的,“come on, have a sense of humor!"。
f*******1
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J*********r
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看看评论,这哥们是在荷兰流亡的伊朗人。当天当地的一家大学和大使馆有活动,这SB
就趁这个机会窜进去冒充学生。大使反应其实还不错了,对方拿着摄像机,也不知道具
体什么来头,谨慎一点没什么错。再加上英语可能不是很好。只能说随机应变的机警程
度不够。
@kaitree1 An Iranian is not an Arab, but a Persian, and he is not just any
well-cultured Iranian you normally find in Iran, but a cockroach type
roaming the streets of De Wallen. So don't let him soil the image of
Iranians in general, and he has nothing to do with Arabs.
Bahram Sadeghi is an Iranian living in Rottadam. As an outcast himself in
the Netherlands, he rep... 阅读全帖
c*********k
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来自主题: Military版 - 感觉TG和MD在相互出牌啊
油栋哈夫俄森死哦夫休默
you don't have a sense of humor
D**S
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Quite humorous
J*********r
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来自主题: Military版 - 从今以后热爱生活 (转载)
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=124269&page=1
Because Doug's condition was among the most severe, his legs were useless,
and a doctor recommended they be amputated so Doug could learn to move
without being hindered by them. The amputation was made high on his torso.
His pelvis tilts beneath him, and sometimes gives the appearance that his
body ends at his rib cage.
His arms extend beyond his torso, and he uses them to move acrobatically
from place to place.
That is why his appearance is cons... 阅读全帖
X*V
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来自主题: Military版 - 美国人这声誉是臭啊
humor
pls
he is always like that
T1
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cnn asked a very normal question, saying you might be stepping down in 2013,
wen apparently took the question too seriously, and offended by it - he
said the reporter asked the question too prematurely, he still have two
years to go, he will fight like a warrior, fight to the last minute, come on
, have some sensor of humor, don't act like a dork.
D**S
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What is "sensor of humor"?
d******g
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看到50 cents对本次地震海啸评论之后的想法。。。哈哈哈
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/03/14/2011-03-
14_50_cent_jokes_about_japan_earthquake_
tsunami_crazy_white_boys_gonna_t
ry_to_go_su.html
50 Cent's tweets about the devastating earthquake in Japan and
subsequent tsunami quickly went from introspective to inappropriate in
the span of a few hours Friday.
The rapper, who has been known to make controversial statements both on
Twitter and in his music, at first expressed concern over the developing
situation.
"M... 阅读全帖
h********n
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来自主题: Military版 - 上周的那个UCLA girl怎样了

http://www.dailybruin.com/index.php/blog/off_the_press/2011/03/
_w
allace_apologizes_announces_she_will_no_longer_attend_ucla
Below is Wallace’s full letter:
In an attempt to produce a humorous YouTube video, I have offended the
UCLA community and the entire Asian culture. I am truly sorry for the
hurtful words I said and the pain it caused to anyone who watched the
video. Especially in the wake of the ongoing disaster in Japan, I would
do anything to take back my insensitive words. I could wri... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - Jimmy Wong
Show us some good sense of humor before u open mouth shitting to others
T*****T
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humor
T1
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that's how you differentiate yourself from an animal, have you seen a
humorous animal lately?
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来自主题: Military版 - 关于台湾选举,大陆应该如何
You have no sense of humor
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来自主题: Military版 - 极品奶特牙婆的私货
yapple is one of the Best people in mitbbs.
yapple is honest, humorous, and trust worthy.
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来自主题: Military版 - 有local news报道UCSD事件了
MITBBS
Wide knowledge of the web page developed over the weekend after its contents
were posted on an Internet forum for Chinese-speaking academics,
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/may/23/ucsd-closes-webs
UCSD closes website over slur
Professor’s posting triggers backlash, prompts apology
By Pat Flynn, UNION-TRIBUNE
Monday, May 23, 2011 at 8:14 p.m.
LA JOLLA — University of California San Diego officials have taken down a
chemistry professor’s web page that used a term offensive to Chine... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 有local news报道UCSD事件了
"apparently meant to be humorous." -- what the hell?

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