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发帖数: 10904 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: fighter644 (武士), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Re: 原来JK脱口秀是由职业writer团队写出脚本的, Co-head Writer为
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 27 15:50:38 2013, 美东)
Talking to Molly McNearney, the Co-Head Writer of Jimmy Kimmel Live
http://splitsider.com/2011/11/talking-to-molly-mcnearney-the-co
One of the most hot button issues in comedy right now is the lack of women
writing for late night. Molly McNearney is the only woman who currently
writes for Jimmy Kimmel Live, but she is also the co-head w... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 15 | 2 Dear all,
Our second activity will be held at Bryant Park on Oct. 10 (Saturday) from 3
Street & 6th Avenue) at 3:00 pm, and go inside together.
Our topic for the second meeting is “how to add humor and joke to your
speech.” We are going to discuss the use of humor and joke, and read some
examples.
More details about the agenda will be sent to you later, after you RSVP.
Please RSVP via n*******[email protected] by Oct. 9 (Friday), so that we can
count numbers of our members and print handouts.
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发帖数: 12623 | 3 对了，humor是不可数的，American humor就可以了，不用加s
多读点书，不仅提高英语，还能扩宽知识和理性思考，就不会闹你上面发的贴那些笑话
了，我帮你转政治研究的俱乐部了。
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V*****8
发帖数: 33122 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 Piebridge 讨论区 】
发信人: stone358 (Stone), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: 【男征女】NYC35岁离异有孩大叔征婚
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 6 00:16:42 2013, 美东)
★性别: 男
★出生年份:78
★所在地(至少明确state):NYC
★职业情况(学生还是工作):工作
★简单的物理参数(身高/体重):170/150LB
☆属相，血型、星座:
★当前婚姻状态(从没结过婚/离异/丧偶):离异
★联系方式(email/IM/站内):Email to d****[email protected]
☆本人是否照片：Exchange via email
☆是否要求对方提供照片：是
☆是否需要版主关闭讨论：是
关于本人：身体健壮，五官端正。为人善良真诚正直。重感情，会为他人考虑。
有点宅，但也参加一些运动和户外活动。也喜欢旅游。
离异有一小孩, 经过较长时间的沉淀，感情上完全放下，准备重新开始。
希望对方：27-32；身体健康，身高和体重不超过我吧。
我在NYC，希望你也在附近，don’t believ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 7881 | 5 u r a fucking idiot! do u even watch those late night shows??! have u ever
listened to howard stern, david letterman a tiny bit??! Jimmy Kimmel
idolizes those two, and do u know what sarcastic humor is??!!
people on the stupid westcoast gets all hopped up about nothing! it's not
even racist, not remotely! those idiot IT workers on the westcoast, they are
motherfucking the serious chinese people with no iota of sense of humor, do
not watch those late night shows, have no idea how to watch these s... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 7881 | 6 我也不会认识男人
话说， 我是难看了点，但不是说西方男， 就喜欢难看的中国女么？ 我就想找个白男
， 黑男的。 我其他方面， 一点都不差啊。 blow job一流， 主要是我喜欢给bj，
一舔， 就能舔上个15， 20分钟的。 然后喜欢男人喜欢的东西， sports啊，
baseball懂什么是slider， 什么是curveball， 什么是infield fly rule。。。
football也懂点， 知道什么是defensive end， corner， 什么是3-2 defense， 2-3
defense， west coast offense。。。
然后我又有sense of humor， 能开玩笑， seinfeld， chris rock， 都看过好几遍。
天天爱听howard stern。 self deprecating humor一流啊。
可是， 就不知道去哪里找外国男。。。 craiglist上试过， 都写得清清楚楚， 让你
们白操， 可就是没人来操。。。 |
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发帖数: 1100 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Re: 扭腰这个版真是歌舞生平
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 30 16:23:10 2013, 美东)
u r a fucking idiot! do u even watch those late night shows??! have u ever
listened to howard stern, david letterman a tiny bit??! Jimmy Kimmel
idolizes those two, and do u know what sarcastic humor is??!!
people on the stupid westcoast gets all hopped up about nothing! it's not
even racist, not remotely! those idiot IT workers on the westcoast, they are
mothe... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 67 | 8 Many Chinese Americans have protested against Jimmy Kimmel’s hateful speech
aired by ABC on Oct 16. Some people dismiss these Chinese Americans as just
“crying babies, over-sensitive, blowing things out of proportion, and
having no sense of humor”. To these accusations, I offer the following
response.
If you can always sit in front of the bus, you might think all the African
Americans were just “blowing things out of proportion” when they started
the Montgomery Bus Boycott.
If you were never put... 阅读全帖 |
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G****g
发帖数: 405 | 9 Billboard reading "Will the Last Person Leaving SEATTLE -- Turn Out the
Lights" appears near Sea-Tac International Airport on April 16, 1971.
HistoryLink.org Essay 1287 : Printer-Friendly Format
On April 16, 1971, real-estate agents Bob McDonald and Jim Youngren put the
words, "Will the last person leaving SEATTLE -- Turn out the lights" on a
billboard at S 167th Street and Pacific Highway S near Sea-Tac International
Airport. The two realtors, who work for Henry Broderick, Inc., put up the
bill... 阅读全帖 |
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B********e
发帖数: 312 | 10 JIM CRAMER是CNBN节目MAD MONEY主持人。看他的节目，需要心脏很强大。他很喜欢耍
宝。他推荐的股票不要马上去追，应该自己做好功课的前提下，慢慢进场。XDJM们，
GXFC！
Cramer: What I Learned in 8 Years on 'Mad Money'
March 20, 2013
When you come out every night for eight straight years, 240 nights a year,
and say “Hey, I'm Cramer” to start Mad Money, you better have learned
something.
I’ve learned something alright, eight somethings, actually, and here they
are:
First, don’t start something if you can’t finish it—not. When I started
the show (see photo from the 1st ... 阅读全帖 |
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H*******s
发帖数: 793 | 11 Stage Repertory Theatre
Failure: A Love Story
by Philip Dawkins
January 22 - February 16 2014
Wortham Center
Jan 24, 2014 7:30 PM Rigoletto (Opera)
Hobby Center for the Performing Arts
Jan 17, 2014 - Jan 19, 2014
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned
A.D Players
Gold, Frankincense, Christmas Tree Ornaments and Myrrh
Now - Dec. 29, 2013
The Diary of Anne Frank
Jan 29 - Mar 9 2014
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现征戏迷同好
负责一起关注并互相通知最近好的show的information
看见上面哪个喜欢给我发个邮件，可以商量一下一起去
现在这里贴上我以前在... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 9546 | 12 http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/regrets-he-s-had-a-few-joey-cr
Very interesting and entertaining.
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Regrets, He's Had a Few: Joey Crawford Looks Back
by Howard Beck
May 18, 2016
When great players retire, we take a group dive into the nostalgia pool. We
relive favorite plays and rank their greatest shots, passes and dunks. It's
a little different when a legendary NBA referee steps away.
The best refs would rather not be noticed at all. Beca... 阅读全帖 |
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z******1
发帖数: 199 | 14 Did you lost not only your weight but your sense of humor?
What I said is that there are different ways to loose weight, running just
one of them. It is sure not the best way to lose weight. When I talk ed
about民主, I really mean diversity.
Loose fat, not the sense of humor, Please! |
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H*****r
发帖数: 764 | 15 INDIANAPOLIS -- The NCAA called it the "Enforcement Experience" like it was
an Epcot attraction.
First thought? It wouldn't be the first time the words "Mickey Mouse" were
attached to the association's mysterious investigative process.
But give the monolithic organization credit. It tried to be a little less
monolithic this week by inviting two dozen or so media members to Indy to
share how its (punitive) sausage is made.
Boise State's violations would appear to be minor, but Chris Petersen's
pr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 583 | 16 http://tennis.com/articles/templates/news.aspx?articleid=16929&
Rafael Nadal tells L’Equipe that he was upset by the French TV parody that
depicted him urinating into the gas tank of his car, which then took off at
an incredible speed, essentially alleging that the Spaniard could be doping.
"I would never accuse anyone without proof," Nadal said. "The problem in
France, and I don't know why, is that they mistrust everybody. It didn't
make me laugh, but everybody has their sense of humor. Every c... 阅读全帖 |
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j**n
发帖数: 13789 | 17 看了这篇文章我觉得他讲得太对了Only the ones who are closest to them can see
their inside
from gemini64
The Virgo's I've interacted with are/were people who wanted to work with me
and help me reach my potential. The Virgo's in my life (4 male physicians i
work with, several co workers, two friends, two coaches; one whom became my
father figure during my HS years when I needed a strong adult male role
model in my life) all have been up front and honest with me from the start
and didn't hold any punches. They wer... 阅读全帖 |
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j**n
发帖数: 13789 | 18 今天在朋友facebook上看到的，可能不适用于亚洲人。
Independence
Men value a woman who has her own life and her own achievements. Just as
women want to be proud of their man, men also want to introduce a woman that
they can be proud of to their friends and family. To garner this pride, it'
s important that you have goals and an action plan to make them a reality.
It helps that you have already achieved past goals. Another way to show that
you are independent is to have your own hobbies, likes and dislikes. Don't
be af... 阅读全帖 |
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f******a
发帖数: 333 | 19 True.
Susan said: "Capricorn has the wackiest, most off-beat, and funniest sense
of humor of most any sign of the zodiac."
"Even cynical or sarcastic humor cracks us up when it's delivered with your
special timing"
我自由发挥了一些，不是很准确。
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g*****y
发帖数: 6325 | 20 我lg就是没开窍的那种，爱就爱他这点儿！ 我穿啥他都觉得好看。不会对我品头论足
的。 他自己对衣服的评价就2种: 冷了还是热了，大了还是小了。 hoho.. 不过你说
的一点倒是同意，lg是nerd, 喜欢游戏T-shirt, 喜欢humor T-shirt, star war t-
shirt什么的。 gap每年都会出几款humor vintage T-shirt, lg 最爱说'that's how
I roll". 去年gap 竟然卖一款 Charlie Brown rolling with print "that's how I
roll", 还有一款印有“science club". 毫不犹豫买下！ 哈哈。 |
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O*****a
发帖数: 11621 | 21 it takes one to know one...
humor is more deadly than wisdom
knowledge may be obtained through learning
widsom, experience
humor, the capability to see humanity |
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e*******c
发帖数: 2133 | 22 难道世界不是集成统一的吗？
过望远镜看天空，基督教的天堂理论直接成渣。几十年后Hooke、van Leeuwenhoek通过
显微镜看到细胞和微生物，Galen的Humorism理论直接成渣。
近韩寒事件里颇露头角的“体液”，一共四种，分别主管勇气、愤怒等等 --- 此“
humor”根本跟现实里的任何“液体”无关，翻译成“精水”恐怕更恰当。钱仲书小说
里的解释不很清楚，“韩寒”再引用一次就彻底错了。
Binomial Nomenclature出现以后，Darwin的进化论就不远了。
数学化。
结，不算开创。关键基督教比较弱，是一种historical religion，用逻辑可以攻破。
对比东方的禅宗、儒教，是phylosophical religions，自成系统、不讲究实证，只要
进入这个体系，没有外力的帮助，靠自己思辩永远出不来。
。古希腊哲学跟中国古典哲学有相通之处，讲究集成、统一。什么自然现象都模模糊糊
往“final cause”上一推，不求甚解。实在理解不了，上帝无所不能是必然能回答一
切的大杀器。Galileo的比萨斜塔实验证明铁球如何落地事小，打破了Aristot... 阅读全帖 |
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j******n
发帖数: 21641 | 23 西方宗教和/或儒教(包括道教)对今天来说可能更大的贡献在伦理上, 乃至美学/文学/
艺术, 他们让人类在心灵上成熟, 虽然科技方面一度没太多进展, 他们也不能担太多责
任, 有种说法, 如果不是黑死病, 西欧估计也还要在中世纪所谓黑暗里再多呆一会儿,
当时中国的各方面都领先的, 但后来西欧开化, 中国退步, 虽然出现朱熹那样堪比康德
的人物
就跟小孩一样, 有的性格早熟, 有的智力早熟, 性格早熟的有时没进取心, 手机能打电
话就行, 干吗要用iphone, 智力早熟的, 容易自大, 与他人不和谐, 遇到挫折, 会悲观
, 就象欧洲现在看中国, 过去的骄傲已经荡然无存
过望远镜看天空，基督教的天堂理论直接成渣。几十年后Hooke、van Leeuwenhoek通过
显微镜看到细胞和微生物，Galen的Humorism理论直接成渣。
近韩寒事件里颇露头角的“体液”，一共四种，分别主管勇气、愤怒等等 --- 此“
humor”根本跟现实里的任何“液体”无关，翻译成“精水”恐怕更恰当。钱仲书小说
里的解释不很清楚，“韩寒”再引用一次就彻底错了。
Binomial Nomenclature出... 阅读全帖 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 24 这个实在要顶,牛人哪.
过望远镜看天空，基督教的天堂理论直接成渣。几十年后Hooke、van Leeuwenhoek通过
显微镜看到细胞和微生物，Galen的Humorism理论直接成渣。
近韩寒事件里颇露头角的“体液”，一共四种，分别主管勇气、愤怒等等 --- 此“
humor”根本跟现实里的任何“液体”无关，翻译成“精水”恐怕更恰当。钱仲书小说
里的解释不很清楚，“韩寒”再引用一次就彻底错了。
Binomial Nomenclature出现以后，Darwin的进化论就不远了。
数学化。
结，不算开创。关键基督教比较弱，是一种historical religion，用逻辑可以攻破。
对比东方的禅宗、儒教，是phylosophical religions，自成系统、不讲究实证，只要
进入这个体系，没有外力的帮助，靠自己思辩永远出不来。
。古希腊哲学跟中国古典哲学有相通之处，讲究集成、统一。什么自然现象都模模糊糊
往“final cause”上一推，不求甚解。实在理解不了，上帝无所不能是必然能回答一
切的大杀器。Galileo的比萨斜塔实验证明铁球如何落地事小，打破了Aristotle... 阅读全帖 |
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c****n
发帖数: 21367 | 25 某次一群（>20）教授闲聊，提到最佩服的科学家，大概是爱因斯坦牛顿伽利略平分拥趸
拥护伽利略的都很崇拜他那本对话形式的著作
过望远镜看天空，基督教的天堂理论直接成渣。几十年后Hooke、van Leeuwenhoek通过
显微镜看到细胞和微生物，Galen的Humorism理论直接成渣。
近韩寒事件里颇露头角的“体液”，一共四种，分别主管勇气、愤怒等等 --- 此“
humor”根本跟现实里的任何“液体”无关，翻译成“精水”恐怕更恰当。钱仲书小说
里的解释不很清楚，“韩寒”再引用一次就彻底错了。
Binomial Nomenclature出现以后，Darwin的进化论就不远了。
数学化。
结，不算开创。关键基督教比较弱，是一种historical religion，用逻辑可以攻破。
对比东方的禅宗、儒教，是phylosophical religions，自成系统、不讲究实证，只要
进入这个体系，没有外力的帮助，靠自己思辩永远出不来。
。古希腊哲学跟中国古典哲学有相通之处，讲究集成、统一。什么自然现象都模模糊糊
往“final cause”上一推，不求甚解。实在理解不了，上帝无所不能是... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 5873 | 26 ft，看到液体，还以为是前些日子某些女作家写作用的自产墨水。
过望远镜看天空，基督教的天堂理论直接成渣。几十年后Hooke、van Leeuwenhoek通过
显微镜看到细胞和微生物，Galen的Humorism理论直接成渣。
近韩寒事件里颇露头角的“体液”，一共四种，分别主管勇气、愤怒等等 --- 此“
humor”根本跟现实里的任何“液体”无关，翻译成“精水”恐怕更恰当。钱仲书小说
里的解释不很清楚，“韩寒”再引用一次就彻底错了。
Binomial Nomenclature出现以后，Darwin的进化论就不远了。
数学化。
结，不算开创。关键基督教比较弱，是一种historical religion，用逻辑可以攻破。
对比东方的禅宗、儒教，是phylosophical religions，自成系统、不讲究实证，只要
进入这个体系，没有外力的帮助，靠自己思辩永远出不来。
。古希腊哲学跟中国古典哲学有相通之处，讲究集成、统一。什么自然现象都模模糊糊
往“final cause”上一推，不求甚解。实在理解不了，上帝无所不能是必然能回答一
切的大杀器。Galileo的比萨斜塔实验证明铁球... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 141625 | 27 我昨晚想起来，liquer写过一篇中国作家的幽默方式，给你看看。幽默这个词是不是林
语堂翻译引进的？是个很好的中西比较课题哦，哈哈。
发信人: liquer (咣咣珰), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 读书汇报19幽默的方式
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 13 20:41:26 2009, 美东)
那天看sasa贴的马克吐温的How to tell a story里提到三种幽默的划分：humors,
comic, witty。对其间的区别我只有模糊的感觉，倒是由此想到中国作家不同的幽默方
式来。
说这个之前，先看三个古代笑话：
道学先生嫁女出门，至半夜，尚在厅前徘徊踱索。仆云：“相公，夜深请睡罢。”
先生顿足怒云：“你不晓得，小畜生此时正在那里放肆了！”
有新妇拜堂，即产下一儿，婆愧甚，急取藏之。新妇曰：“早知婆婆这等爱惜，
快叫人把家中阿大、阿二都领了来罢。”
穷人暑月无帐，复惜蚊烟费，忍热拥被而卧，蚊囋其面。邻家有一鬼脸，借而
带之。蚊口不能入，谓曰：“汝不过省得一文钱耳，如何便翻了脸？”
第一个笑话讽刺假道学，比较有中国古代... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2026 | 28 看到买卖提首页上又有无知者诋毁中医。不得不出来说两句。
作者说：“中医始终强调：这世界上存在某种药（当然是中药），能够一吃下去立刻
病好，恢复健康”。
据尼罗河所知。中医圣经《黄帝内经》上就有记载，说远古人得病或者调节饮食，或者
驱赶鬼神，或者略施针术就可以去病。而现今之人（2300年前），得个普通病都要吃好
几大车的中药才能治好。另外，中医治疗是在正确辩证论治之后，组方治病。疗效的关
键在于是否对证下药。而不是存在专治某种病的灵丹妙药。据本人所知，传统中医治病
重在长期调节，大多都是叮嘱病人治疗一个疗程之后复诊根据情况调整用药。本人在读
博士（西医）期间业余跟一位老针灸师学习过一年，他的病人都是长期治疗的。
宣称药到病除的中医肯定是有的，而且不少。他们主要是在中国大陆的电线杆上。估计
作者是因为误信的电线杆上老中医治某种病的广告后来发现受骗上当才对中医如此妄评。
作者说，传统西医（中世纪西医）认为人的身体由四种humors（火气水土）共同决定。
跟中医的金木水火土、天人合一等等思想，差不多。
错了，中医的阴阳五行理论和经络穴位学说从起源上与原始西医对生命的认识过程有本
质区别。中医是... 阅读全帖 |
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N*********6
发帖数: 2302 | 29 Wh....
Slightly and good- humoredly. 能被你翻译成酗酒行乐。.？我的语文科代表是白当
了。。
请再读一遍。。
mer·ry
ˈmerē/
adjective
cheerful and lively.
"the narrow streets were dense with merry throngs of students"
synonyms: cheerful, cheery, in high spirits, high-spirited, bright, sunny
, smiling, lighthearted, buoyant, lively, carefree, without a care in the
world, joyful, joyous, jolly, convivial, festive, mirthful, gleeful, happy,
glad, laughing; More
(of an occasion or season) characterized by festivity and rejoicin... 阅读全帖 |
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K****D
发帖数: 30533 | 30 black humor vs white humor |
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q*****u
发帖数: 23 | 31 re. Zhang Yimou lacks sense of humor, but Yu Hua has both the depth of
sorrow and the sense of humor |
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o****o
发帖数: 423 | 32 难得有很大争议的国内电影可以有美国影评人评价的。因为AMC，泰窘可以在美国部
分影院上映，从而可以见到美国影评人的意见。
“The film also traffics in some of the common stereotypes of Southeast Asia
, including swarthy gang members carrying machetes and East Asian women
tossing themselves as sexual playthings for Westerners. Still, it manages to
make absurd jokes out of these clichés. More than that, the film offers
glimpses of things not often seen in movies, including Songkran, Thailand’s
New Year’s celebration. Of course, this water-splashing festiva... 阅读全帖 |
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I******a
发帖数: 3812 | 33 Well. If he tried to appear witty, he certainly hasn't done that in a
dignifying way. Throwing in a couple of puns and petty word tricks don't
make him look less of a yellow trash figure.
There's a reason why Sam Johnson referred to this type of stuff as "lowest
form of humor"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun
And that's about the best this Mr. Joe Wong gets -- a low form of humor from
a yellow trash figure and for some cheap laugh.
talking |
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m********l
发帖数: 4394 | 34 cold humor.
black humor = 黑色幽默 |
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a***c
发帖数: 2443 | 35 why can't you just take my words at face value?
==[tech humor starts]==
and now introducing the revolutionary 4-way handshake system for
establishing authority on the english language for the endlessly
skeptical mitbbs members who will go to no end to challenge any claims
with or without substance:
this is how the system works:
1. B questions A's authority
2. A rewrites shitty article in english
3. B requests audio recording of said article to verify oral english
superiority
4. A produces record... 阅读全帖 |
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a***c
发帖数: 2443 | 36 every time without fail, someone always wants proof, so I came up with
this little joke the last time someone demanded proof.
==[tech humor starts]==
and now introducing the revolutionary 4-way handshake system for
establishing authority on the english language for the endlessly
skeptical mitbbs members who will go to no end to challenge any claims
with or without substance:
this is how the system works:
1. B questions A's authority
2. A rewrites shitty article in english
3. B requests audio rec... 阅读全帖 |
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a******r
发帖数: 706 | 37 华人被欺负，因为我们沉默！
不要再忍气吞声，来声援我吧！
我在youtube的ID：20csummer
@Kiriames You are a simply disgusting person
20csummer 5 minutes ago
@20csummer You don't deserve life if you're Asian then.
Kiriames 15 minutes ago
@Kiriames oh yeah, as asian americans, we've suffered from this kind
of
bigotry mockeries all the time right now. The media are always
opportunity
racists, who make insulting jokes about underrepresented ones to get
cheap
laughters. They don't dare to do it to the black now, because... 阅读全帖 |
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S*********g
发帖数: 24893 | 38 ZT
韩寒：我是天才我失忆
我是天才，这一点是毋庸置疑的，我确切地发现这一点是在我中学七门功课不及格的时
候，这有点讽刺，但也可谓失之东隅收之桑榆。小时候，我并不是天才，甚至一点天才
的迹象也没有，关于这一点你可以从我小时候的作文《冬日》看出来，别说想象力，连
话都说不到一块儿去。我小时候为什么不是天才？我一直不明白，也惆怅了许久，幸亏
我的父亲酷爱读书，古今中外无所不包，他告诉我说爱因斯坦、爱迪生小时候也都不是
天才，听了这样的宽慰我总算有点释然，但我的名字并不是以 “爱”开头的啊，这难
道就是所谓的“爱的代价”？
成为天才固然是我人生最大的转折，但不幸的是失忆症居然是伴随着天才一起降临到我
身上的，有时候我会很快发现症状，但大部分居然是十三年后才发现的。我可以化解以
前的小尴尬，如今，却面临许多的大尴尬。唉，天才之路，毕竟不是一帆风顺的。
一俟我知道我的天才，我决定立即使用它。所以，我一挥而就了一篇文章，就是《问诊
》，我的确是一挥而就的，不信你去看我的手稿，而且我根本不像巴金、丁玲那些我所
不齿的作家一样在手稿上涂涂改改，一塌糊涂，我的手稿是非常整齐干净的，只是偶尔
改动一两个错... 阅读全帖 |
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y**********3
发帖数: 1389 | 39 书店
韩寒
我于初二时写过《书店》，发表在江苏《少年文艺》1997年第9期上。念于当时是夜间
而作，睡意袭来，匆匆收笔。如今复看，写得不是甚爽，结尾尤为仓促，与正文有一断
为二的怪异感。事隔两年，书店变化很大，故补作一文。
世纪末的最后几年，书店越来越开放。记得以前买书只能远远观望，书则安然躺在柜橱
里，只能看着名猜内容。最要命的是书价被压在下面，侧身窥视，仍不知价目。不论身
心，都极为痛苦，更不好意思惊动售货员。一旦惊动，碍于面子，不买不行，于是佯装
草读一遍，心里暗叫：不要太贵！切莫太贵！偏偏这书看上去薄薄一册，一拿到手里感
觉不妙，竟不知怎么增肥不少。西方哲人说不可相信第一眼的爱情，买书亦是如此。然
后愈翻心愈往下掉，最后眼一闭，嘴角肌肉一抽，狠把书翻个身扫其身价，两眼一瞪，
不自主地咽下去一口口水，想万幸万幸，贵得不算离谱，尚可承担。如今不同，如今大
可先看书价再看书，但难免惹来某些爱书贼子。
我曾亲眼目睹贼儿偷书。这贼儿先挑出一本心仪已久的好书，缩在一边看，边看边缩作
一团，其僵硬如钢的皮茄克的领子必大大开口，贼子左手借搔头掩住，右手缓缓把书放
在衣服里，搔头完毕，头发一甩，... 阅读全帖 |
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n**e
发帖数: 2026 | 40 “月亮湾”网友对尼罗河提出的眼药投毒不可行论提出了质疑。这篇文章就此展开讨论。
1：眼药水能到达视网膜吗？ 回答是肯定的。
这是一家视网膜专科研究所的网站：http://retinaspecialty.com/about-us/research/product-development/。这这里你可以看到药物送达视网膜的4种方式：直接注射，滴眼药水，全身给药和在眼睛周围埋至药物。至于是通过血循环还是非血液循环，我们不讨论。我认为两种都有。
2：滴眼药水有多少能到达视网膜？ 没有具体数椐。因为你文中列出的原因和机制，能
到达视网膜只有很少的一部分。这也是很多治疗视网膜疾病的药物不得不选择直接注射
的方式。
“月亮湾”与尼罗河的关键分歧点在眼药水能否直达视网膜的问题上。就在这个网站首
页上，可以看到有四种方法可以向视网膜给药：
•Direct Injection
•Eye Drops
•Systemic Medicine
•placement of Medicine Around the eyes
滴眼液被列为方法之一。但是，网站没有说... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2883 | 41 Talking to Molly McNearney, the Co-Head Writer of Jimmy Kimmel Live
http://splitsider.com/2011/11/talking-to-molly-mcnearney-the-co
One of the most hot button issues in comedy right now is the lack of women
writing for late night. Molly McNearney is the only woman who currently
writes for Jimmy Kimmel Live, but she is also the co-head writer. Molly
chatted with me about how she got her start in comedy, her favorite bits
that she’s contributed to the show and what it’s like being a woman behind
t... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 42 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Re: 扭腰这个版真是歌舞生平
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 30 16:23:10 2013, 美东)
u r a fucking idiot! do u even watch those late night shows??! have u ever
listened to howard stern, david letterman a tiny bit??! Jimmy Kimmel
idolizes those two, and do u know what sarcastic humor is??!!
people on the stupid westcoast gets all hopped up about nothing! it's not
even racist, not remotely! those idiot IT workers on the westcoast, they are
mothe... 阅读全帖 |
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G****e
发帖数: 11198 | 43 这个写的不错。
redderst • 7 hours ago −
Many
Chinese Americans have protested against Jimmy Kimmel’s hateful speech
aired by ABC on Oct 16. Some people dismiss these protesters as just
“crying babies, over-sensitive, blowing things out of proportion, and
having no sense of humor”. To these accusations, I offer the following
response.
If you can always sit in front of the bus, you might think all the African
Americans were just “blowing things out of proportion” when they started
the Montgom... 阅读全帖 |
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k******n
发帖数: 1740 | 44 大多数是支持JK的，说不该怪他，该怪小孩儿的家长
Jon 36 minutes ago
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1
I think that Jimmy posing the question to the kids,"Should we allow the
Chinese to live," really didn't help his case at all. Even though I know
that he is a comedian, he should have known better that there are a lot of
extremely sensitive people out there and also people who take advantage of
situations for their own gain. Unless you make deals behind close doors with
powerful people, you can't get away with saying things like this.
ArnoldOfPorcin... 阅读全帖 |
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t******n
发帖数: 2939 | 45 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
fighter644 (武士) 于 (Sun Oct 27 15:47:15 2013, 美东) 提到:
做了一下研究，发现原来所有的所谓脱口秀都是由职业的Writer们写出脚本script，再
由host来演出的。Jimmy Kimmel脱口秀同样有一个职业写手团队，其Co-head Writer为
一白女，看照片和介绍。
想起来多可笑，现在我们中国人还能够说这不过是一个孩子的童言无忌，一个笑话吗。
这是一个刻意的试探，是我们所有的中国人面临的一个严重的考验。
What It's Like to Write For a Late Night Talk Show
http://splitsider.com/2013/10/what-its-like-to-write-for-a-late
Comedy is an industry. For every performer on stage, there are hundreds of
people working behind-the-scene... 阅读全帖 |
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n**e
发帖数: 2026 | 46 【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: nile (nile), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 对中医，不懂就不要乱说。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 14 21:23:34 2014, 美东)
看到买卖提首页上又有无知者诋毁中医。不得不出来说两句。
作者说：“中医始终强调：这世界上存在某种药（当然是中药），能够一吃下去立刻
病好，恢复健康”。
据尼罗河所知。中医圣经《黄帝内经》上就有记载，说远古人得病或者调节饮食，或者
驱赶鬼神，或者略施针术就可以去病。而现今之人（2300年前），得个普通病都要吃好
几大车的中药才能治好。另外，中医治疗是在正确辩证论治之后，组方治病。疗效的关
键在于是否对证下药。而不是存在专治某种病的灵丹妙药。据本人所知，传统中医治病
重在长期调节，大多都是叮嘱病人治疗一个疗程之后复诊根据情况调整用药。本人在读
博士（西医）期间业余跟一位老针灸师学习过一年，他的病人都是长期治疗的。
宣称药到病除的中医肯定是有的，而且不少。他们主要是在中国大陆的电线杆上。估计
作者是因为误信的电线杆上老中医治某种病的广告后来发... 阅读全帖 |
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l**5
发帖数: 469 | 47 快要毕业了，得练一练英文语音语调语法之类的~~ >_<
今天开始第一天training~
我看到一篇不错的励志短文，就录了~还有进步空间~加油加油~~！！
那~~ 我PO上来送给各位吧~*^_^*
希望大家在掉落低谷的时候也能看到the bright side of life——“乌云后面有金边”
祝大家开心~~
Look on the Bright Side
by Babara Cage
When life seems overwhelming and you can’t seem to get everything done…
When there isn’t enough time to relax and enjoy…
When there is little reward for all your efforts and you wonder if it’s all
worth it, if this is what life is all about, and if this is what the future
holds in store…
Try to keep a ... 阅读全帖 |
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